I Love You Martini, But You Gotta Stop...

[Frood]

Sthuthering skibidi sthuckatash...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Never heard him... apparently Flynn sounds like Lunch lady Doris from The Simpsons?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I've got some jewish ancestry. My great grandfather got himself and his family out of Poland before the Germans rolled into town. My dad always describes him as a brave man who saved his family. My grandfather always maintained that Anne Frank was his sister's niece and they visited her on occasion in the attic hideout. He was even mentioned in her diary as he would occasionally bring pork shish kebabs from the local butcher.

So "ethnically" there's some jew in me. Enough to give me a good start in life, born into money and having the smarts and wherewithall to become the stereotypical wealthy jewish doctor with the hot wife, fancy cars and expensive house in an upscale neighborhood filled with professionals and spoiled snotty kids.

I'm not religiously jewish. I'm athiest by nature, and don't recognize or celebrate any of the jew holidays. I don't even know the difference between Yom Kippor or Roshashshana. Except for funerals or weddings where not wearing a yamaka is considered rude, I never wore one and I feel stupid when I have to. My hair has never been braided. I detest the ridiculous concept of religion or a higher power and consider it to be offensively stupid and idiotic.

Schizophrenia is common among Ashkenazis. The post above illustrates this perfectly.

 

[wizer]

Schizophrenia is common among Ashkenazis. The post above illustrates this perfectly.

I'm not sure I necessarily agree with that.





Me neither.

 

[Fredricka]

I think their language slaps. No cap. It just hits different.

On God, i mean it!

Remember those teachers that used to come in and try to chat like us but we just laughed and thought they were sad and trying too hard, that's martini and his listeners

 

[Dove]

It's giving Skibidi!

BRUH!

I honestly love Gen Z. They are very emotionally intelligent, very hard working, they have an excellent grasp of ethics and despite all the political division they seek to understand all sides of an issue.

Its Generation Alpha that should terrify us.

 

[Lily]

I've got some jewish ancestry. My great grandfather got himself and his family out of Poland before the Germans rolled into town. My dad always describes him as a brave man who saved his family. My grandfather always maintained that Anne Frank was his sister's niece and they visited her on occasion in the attic hideout. He was even mentioned in her diary as he would occasionally bring pork shish kebabs from the local butcher.

So "ethnically" there's some jew in me. Enough to give me a good start in life, born into money and having the smarts and wherewithall to become the stereotypical wealthy jewish doctor with the hot wife, fancy cars and expensive house in an upscale neighborhood filled with professionals and spoiled snotty kids.

I'm not religiously jewish. I'm athiest by nature, and don't recognize or celebrate any of the jew holidays. I don't even know the difference between Yom Kippor or Roshashshana. Except for funerals or weddings where not wearing a yamaka is considered rude, I never wore one and I feel stupid when I have to. My hair has never been braided. I detest the ridiculous concept of religion or a higher power and consider it to be offensively stupid and idiotic.

You were an optometrist. You were never a doctor.

 

[Dove]

You were an optometrist. You were never a doctor.

An optometrist is a doctor, Lily. They are not medical doctors, but the word "doctor" isnt exclusive to medical doctors.

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The reason i have called you narcissistic (one of) is because of how you always try to belittle the accomplishments of others while boosting up your own. Like you believe you are the only one allowed to be proud of your accomplishments.

Thats a sign an abuser.

 

[Martini]

Does the lisp make it difficult

I have a lisp now?

There's so much brain damage effecting this forum you twerps start to rely on delusions as fact.

A tonne of famous ppl have lisps. Is this supposed to be an insult?

Many of you dolts are defending a grown ass man who creeped on a 15 year old girl with the butt blasted excuse "she looked olderz "

Which is worse?

 

[Lily]

An optometrist is a doctor, Lily. They are not medical doctors, but the word "doctor" isnt exclusive to medical doctors.

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The reason i have called you narcissistic (one of) is because of how you always try to belittle the accomplishments of others while boosting up your own. Like you believe you are the only one allowed to be proud of your accomplishments.

Thats a sign an abuser.

Yeah, not really a doctor.

No need to cry about it.

 

[Frood]

Jill Biden is a doctor......

 

[Lily]

Jill Biden is a doctor......

No, she's not.

She has a doctorate, but she's also not really a doctor.

Only douchey people that aren't actually doctors take the title seriously.. Yes, they are out there.

 

[The Cuntess]

I took one of those DNA ancestry tests and they said I was 0.03% Ashkenazi Jew.

I wonder how that squirted in there?

Hey same here! My daughter called me crying cuz hers said the same too

 

[Admin.]

Yeah, not really a doctor.

No need to cry about it.

From now on you will all address my close personal friend @LotusBud as Dr. @LotusBud

Because she has a Doctoral Degree

That is all.

 

[Lily]

From now on you will all address my close personal friend @LotusBud as Dr. @LotusBud

Because she has a Doctoral degree

That is all.

Maybe we're all doctors.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

From now on, I'm Dr. Douchebag. Book it.

 

[The Cuntess]

An optometrist is a doctor, Lily. They are not medical doctors, but the word "doctor" isnt exclusive to medical doctors.

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The reason i have called you narcissistic (one of) is because of how you always try to belittle the accomplishments of others while boosting up your own. Like you believe you are the only one allowed to be proud of your accomplishments.

That part!

 

[Dove]

From now on you will all address my close personal friend @LotusBud as Dr. @LotusBud

Because she has a Doctoral Degree

That is all.

Well the next time you need an eye exam, Lotus will do it. Just go see her.
You dont need anyone with any sort of education with eyeballs or anything.

The rest of us who understand what "doctor" means will stick to professionals. Thanks.

Oh BTW? If Lotus has a Doctorate, yes her title is DOCTOR. Shes just not a medical doctor. She can tell you this.

Fucking GOOGLE can tell you this.

 

[Dove]

Jesus Christ lmao.

Stupid fucking assholes lol

 

[wizer]

An optometrist is a doctor, Lily. They are not medical doctors, but the word "doctor" isnt exclusive to medical doctors.

Thanks @Dove theres a lot of ignorance out there and @Lily is part of the masses of individuals who talk a lot but say nothing because they are don't understand how stupid they really are.

 

[The Cuntess]

Thanks @Dove theres a lot of ignorance out there and @Lily is part of the masses of individuals who talk a lot but say nothing because they are don't understand how stupid they really are.

You’ve accomplished more than her! Wth

 

[Dove]

Yeah, not really a doctor.

No need to cry about it.

Yes, really a doctor.

Just not a medical doctor....dumb ass.

 

[Dove]

Thanks @Dove theres a lot of ignorance out there and @Lily is part of the masses of individuals who talk a lot but say nothing because they are don't understand how stupid they really are.

These people claim to be educated. They dont even know what a doctor is.

Mostly its just uneducated lay people who think the only "doctors" who exist are doctors of medicine....like i should be the one here claiming that. Evidently i dont have the same level of education as Lily

But alas....lmao

 

[Dove]

Maybe we're all doctors.

You just hit that dumb fuck ball and did a whole retard homerun with this post. Couldnt help yourself could you?

Keep going, Lil. Show us how smart you are!!

 

[Lily]

Lmfao.....

 

[wizer]

Maybe we're all doctors.

I can and do, legally refer to myself a doctor. It's on everything I sign, and is connected to my name everywhere it's written.

If you make yourself out to be a doctor, you go to jail.

If you don't believe me, go ahead and try it.

I'll wait.

 

[Lily]

I can and do, legally refer to myself a doctor. It's on everything I sign, and is connected to my name everywhere it's written.

If you make yourself out to be a doctor, you go to jail.

If you don't believe me, go ahead and try it.

I'll wait.

Oh, I should try that. Say I'm a doctor and wait for the authorities to break down my door.

 

[wizer]

Oh, I should try that. Say I'm a doctor and wait for the authorities to break down my door.

They'll just deport you along with the rest of your family that is here illegally.

Save travels

 

[Lily]

They'll just deport you along with the rest of your family that is here illegally.

Save travels

That literaly made me chuckle...

Mad bruh?

 

[wizer]

That literaly made me chuckle...

Mad bruh?

Not really but I'm sure gonna miss you.