I Love You Martini, But You Gotta Stop...

[The Best Holliday]

Thanks to the gods, it has not made a pass at me yet

(wipesbrow smiley) Woooh

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Wanna get Dud Holliday to shut up?

Ask the dickhead about the 4th Amendment

I want to get our sig others to shut up as we press lips & our husbands blank oblivion stare forevers a ville.

Can my tongue meander into your sexy throat, Flynner?

Lewis & Clark Babes. I'm mapping your esophagus. It is veraciously sexy. Boom chaka laka.

 

[The Best Holliday]

I want to get our sig others to shut up as we press lips & our husbands blank oblivion stare forevers a ville.

Can my tongue meander into your sexy throat, Flynner?

Lewis & Clark Babes. I'm mapping your esophagus. It is veraciously sexy. Boom chaka laka.

@George from Pizza Hut
Mr A1 Guy wanna take you HIIIIIyah

 

[MrNiceGuy]

@George from Pizza Hut
Mr A1 Guy wanna take you HIIIIIyah

So this guy lost plots. Subservient to retardation.

I won't body shame nor brain cell shame but in the grand scheme.... this dude has a plehora of oppos for improvements of brains.

 

[Fredricka]

I can't believe how many posters are poking fun at "the best".
.I never anticipated this.
How have I underestimate the wit and comedy of my fellow posters?

That's a point, isn't it NARCISSISTIC to call yourself the best when only you believes it so?

 

[The Best Holliday]

So this guy lost plots. Subservient to retardation.

I won't body shame nor brain cell shame but in the grand scheme.... this dude has a plehora of oppos for improvements of brains.

But did Victoria have principles? Was Paula apprentice?
.Will we ever dumb the plepths of the grate or possibly greatest of all trench coat mysteries?

 

[Lily]

That's a point, isn't it NARCISSISTIC to call yourself the best when only you believes it so?

It seems to me that she hasn't figured out that you're referring to the many iterations of yourself as Holliday. She actually believes you're comparing yourselves to others.

Funny that.

 

[Admin.]

That's a point, isn't it NARCISSISTIC to call yourself the best when only you believes it so?

You’re out of your depth Freddy.

 

[Fredricka]

You’re out of your depth Freddy.

You're out of your mind, but still you carry on

 

[Adam Hitler]

If you would just admit you have a crush on me, we can get past all of this.

Afraid not, you just wish that was the case. In fact, you've been lying about it for so long that you've actually convinced yourself that it's true.

Peak schizo behaviour. I'd feel sorry for your mixed up ass if you weren't such a nasty piece of work or "little monster" as Rancid referred to you... Lol that one did make me chuckle.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Thanks to the gods, it has not made a pass at me yet

I doubt you even remember the last time anyone made a pass at you, Count Cockula.

 

[Jack]

 

[The Best Holliday]

It seems to me that she hasn't figured out that you're referring to the many iterations of yourself as Holliday. She actually believes you're comparing yourselves to others.

Funny that.

Precisely, but I'm also poking a bit of fun at myself...and whoever takes issue with it.

 

[Lily]

Precisely, but I'm also poking a bit of fun at myself.

Sure. The Brits don't seem to have self-depracating sense of humor...too arrogant.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Sure. The Brits don't seem to have self-depracating sense of humor...too arrogant.

. I mentioned enjoying Brit tv shows to and eastern euro recently. He stared out in space for a moment then said the English are a failed race...adding eastern Europeans are far better. The English do seem sort of gay. If you consider the ones we have here, it does drive home the point.

 

[Lily]

. I mentioned enjoying Brit tv shows to and eastern euro recently. He stared out in space for a moment then said the English are a failed race...adding eastern Europeans we far better. The English do seem sort of gay. If you consider the ones we have here, it does drive home the point.

I've always gotten "pansy" vibes from their cultures...weak, honestly not all of them. The English are the worst...

So, recently there has been a mini controversy in Europe regarding Americans and pick pockets.

See, we're feral, people steal our shit, we're going to get it back and it won'tbe pretty. lol

France put out a call to American tourists asking them not to give pick pockets beatings. We are feral. But yeah, fuck around and find out. Imagine having your passport stolen...the headaches!

There was an American woman in Italy, that caught her teenaged Italian pickpocketer...had her by her hair at the nape of the girls head...told her "I have 8 kids, you think you can steal my passport..."

The girl screamed for police...video went viral.

Apparently, Europeans just put up with that nonsense and seem to have a casual attitude about it.

 

[Admin.]

Sure. The Brits don't seem to have self-depracating sense of humor...too arrogant.

. I mentioned enjoying Brit tv shows to and eastern euro recently. He stared out in space for a moment then said the English are a failed race...adding eastern Europeans are far better. The English do seem sort of gay. If you consider the ones we have here, it does drive home the point.

One of those britfags is so self loathing, he disguises himself as a mid century German punk.

 

[The Best Holliday]

One of those britfags is so self loathing, he disguises himself as a mid century German punk.

...but hey, let's not name names.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Afraid not, you just wish that was the case. In fact, you've been lying about it for so long that you've actually convinced yourself that it's true.

Peak schizo behaviour. I'd feel sorry for your mixed up ass if you weren't such a nasty piece of work or "little monster" as Rancid referred to you... Lol that one did make me chuckle.

You just can't be honest with yourself, which in itself is no surprise. But for you to deny your undying love for me, just shows how scared you really are.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You just can't be honest with yourself, which in itself is no surprise. But for you to deny your undying love for me, just shows how scared you really are.

Adam is totally hot for you.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Adam is totally hot for you.

I know.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I know.

I'll bet it was the feet avatars.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I'll bet it was the feet avatars.

No, it was the pic of you in the girl scout uniform.

 

[Fredricka]

. I mentioned enjoying Brit tv shows to and eastern euro recently. He stared out in space for a moment then said the English are a failed race...adding eastern Europeans are far better. The English do seem sort of gay. If you consider the ones we have here, it does drive home the point.

Yet the gayest person here is a yank, aren't you admin

 

[Frood]

I'll bet it was the feet avatars.

Frog feet avatars....

 

[Frood]

Sure. The Brits don't seem to have self-depracating sense of humor...too arrogant.

You have no clue.

You've just described most Americans, not the poms.

 

[Lily]

You have no clue.

You've just described most Americans, not the poms.

Yet the most popular comedians the world over are Americans.

 

[Frood]

Yet the most popular comedians the world over are Americans.

And most of them aren't funny.

 

[Lily]

And most of them aren't funny.

Yet, foreigners fill their venues the world over.

Why is that?

 

[Frood]

Yet, foreigners fill their venues the world over.

Why is that?

Because they enjoy laughing at unfunny fuckheads?