I passed the background check

[ESAD TIA]

He stirred jacks brekky

He readied his brek

 

[Seamajor]

So this DD fella wants to be Leatherface kidnap Lily.. saw er for BBQ and keep her face to become her?

There are other ways to become a woman these days nigga. Damn.

DD would be arrested immediately. Hello Tractor Ass

 

[Lily]

Have you actually read anything tonight?

Not really. I wasn't here for any of it, so I have nothing to do with whatever happened before I logged in.

 

[Frood]

Not really. I wasn't here for any of it, so I have nothing to do with whatever happened before I logged in.

You logged off quite regularly. Maybe eat more fibre...

 

[Fredricka]

Not really. I wasn't here for any of it, so I have nothing to do with whatever happened before I logged in.

Yet you still blame me without knowing the facts. Interesting

 

[Lily]

Yet you still blame me without knowing the facts. Interesting

Well, I saw you when you started bitching at everyone.

That I did see.

 

[Admin.]

We absolutely DON’T

Who is we, do you have a turd in your pocket?

 

[Fredricka]

Well, I saw you when you started bitching at everyone.

That I did see.

Read again, I said hi to people, alticus started the bitching. I don't know why I'm getting the blame again

 

[Frood]

Who is we, do you have a turd in your pocket?

How could she fit a Lily in her pocket??? Seriously... get off the drink or drugs.

 

[Lily]

Read again, I said hi to people, alticus started the bitching. I don't know why I'm getting the blame again

That's not all you did. You did your Fredricka shuffle...

 

[Fredricka]

That's not all you did. You did your Fredricka shuffle...

You have your blinkers on again, take them off and see the truth

 

[Frood]

That's not all you did. You did your Fredricka shuffle...

So an aerobics class?

How would you know? Do they still air those things on basic cable?

 

[Lily]

You have your blinkers on again, take them off and see the truth

Blinkers?

I'm not making any turns here, Fred.

 

[Frood]

You have your blinkers on again, take them off and see the truth

Her head is up her arse so her piss flaps are her blinkers...

Good luck trimming back those things...

 

[Fredricka]

Blinkers?

I'm not making any turns here, Fred.

Go back and look, I was being friendly all day in fact, twice Alticus started on me. I'm not taking the blame for this

 

[Admin.]

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How cool is that, being able to draw guns on random Americans!

 

[Lily]

Go back and look, I was being friendly all day in fact, twice Alticus started on me. I'm not taking the blame for this

Okay, dear

 

[Fredricka]

Okay, dear

I'm going to patronise you now because i know you're right

This is very unfair

 

[Lily]

This is very unfair

I have to go make dinner now. Have fun.

 

[Fredricka]

I have to go make dinner now. Have fun.

Youre not even going to let us know what you're making? Poor show lily, piss poor show

 

[Frood]

I have to go make dinner now. Have fun.

Do you wear a harness when you're being lowered into those fast food bins or do you use a fishing pole and hook?

 

[ESAD TIA]

Youre not even going to let us know what you're making? Poor show lily, piss poor show

Maybe its tacos.

 

[Frood]

Maybe its tacos.

Maybe fish tacos... she'll finger herself and fall asleep on the floor of her kitchen like a beached Orca...

 

[ESAD TIA]

Maybe fish tacos... she'll finger herself and fall asleep on the floor of her kitchen like a beached Orca...

Mental image i did not need, bang out of order DD!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Maybe its tacos.

We'll all have to wait and see now, I'm not sure if I can't even stand the suspense

 

[ESAD TIA]

We'll all have to wait and see now, I'm not sure if I can't even stand the suspense

You know what I feel strong, I think ill make it.

 

[Seamajor]

So..."didya" locate your knees?

You still know where your prawn exists

 

[Lily]

Youre not even going to let us know what you're making? Poor show lily, piss poor show

It's been in the What's for Dinner thread.