I wiped my arse the other day with those miniature US flags they sell around July 4th.

[Frood]

I didn't want to use up the rest of the toilet paper.

Let me tell you, those Yankee flags are the perfect size.

10/10 Will poop again!

 

[Blazor]

Good choice! Nice and SOFT! Not like that Southern flag, its pretty tough, lulz.

 

[Admin.]

I gave uncle Sam a blank check for 8 years, just so you would have the right to do that.

 

[Frood]

I really needed soft after eating reaper Chili sauce.

 

[Blazor]

I gave uncle Sam a blank check for 8 years, just so you would have the right to do that.

Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun!

lol fuck outta here with that shit! You dont get to say that when we are tricked into rich man's wars. Had you actually defended this country you might have my respect in that regard.

 

[Admin.]

Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun!

lol fuck outta here with that shit! You dont get to say that when we are tricked into rich man's wars. Had you actually defended this country you might have my respect in that regard.

Go fuck yourself Madam Ballerina Buttplug.



What is you totally retarded definition of National Defense?

 

[Blazor]

Go fuck yourself Madam Ballerina Buttplug.

Be a Man for once in your life! lulz

POW!!!!

 

[Admin.]

Be a Man for once in your life! lulz

POW!!!!

read the edit, we are not in any "hot wars" at the moment so by your shithead definition we are completely undefended? Yet one of your other retard bros has been whining and crying because "BIDEN" isn't going to bat for Turkey.

 

[Blazor]

read the edit, we are not in any "hot wars" at the moment so by your shithead definition we are completely undefended? Yet one of your other retard bros has been whining and crying because "BIDEN" isn't going to bat for Turkey.

Shame you are so blind.

 

[Frood]

I gave uncle Sam a blank check for 8 years, just so you would have the right to do that.

Piss off you cowardly lil fuckwit.

The Stars and Stripes make best wipes.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You should use the rainbow fag flag nxt time, its soft as silk...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin sticks all kinds of things up his ass

What a fag

 

[Seamajor]

You should use the rainbow fag flag nxt time, its soft as silk...

Is Scouse catching on? DD uses nothing else

 

[Blazor]

You should use the rainbow fag flag nxt time, its soft as silk...

I imagine it would be softer than Charmin!!! But one might catch the AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS from it!!!!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Shit!! Never thought of that....

 

[Seamajor]

As I understand Flea and her inmate hubby use it. For good reason

 

[Frood]

As I understand Flea and her inmate hubby use it. For good reason

Shush, Kinderannosaurus Rex.

 

[Seamajor]

Shush, Kinderannosaurus Rex.

Thought I was on ignore DD? You’re like a pizza fart in a hot frying pan. I relinquish my ownership as of now.

 

[Frood]

Thought I was on ignore DD? You’re like a pizza fart in a hot frying pan. I relinquish my ownership as of now.

You never think, chained pet....

 

[Aylana]

Damn...that creeper major makes my skin crawl, yuck.

 

[Seamajor]

Damn...that creeper major makes my skin crawl, yuck.

That old snake skin?

 

[Seamajor]

You never think, chained pet....

Do you like yourself better with tits? How big did they get, really?

 

[Frood]

Damn...that creeper major makes my skin crawl, yuck.

Creepy McCreepinstein....

>>>

Do you like yourself better with tits? How big did they get, really?

 

[Flynn]

Shush, Kinderannosaurus Rex.

Funny how you keep with the kiddy fiddler jabs, yet some nights ago you tried chiding me on this very subject.

You dear sir are a mammoth sized hypocrite in addition to being a fucking pervert that takes photos of your misshapen body parts for pleasure.

 

[Frood]

Shush, Farook.

Make me a naan sammich, stat.

 

[Flynn]

Shush, Farook.

Make me a naan sammich, stat.

That's exactly what I thought you self-owning backwards talking HY-PO-CRITE!

 

[Frood]

You'll never be a forum pro like me. Aim lower, Five Guys Mumbai.

You simply don't have the combined mental aptitude to match me.

Sorry, not sorry....

 

[Blurt]

Admin sticks all kinds of things up his ass

What a flag

Fixed.

 

[Blurt]

Shame you are so blind.

"Priviledges"?

Score one for MAGA home schooling?

 

[Flynn]

You'll never be a forum pro like me. Aim lower, Five Guys Mumbai.

You simply don't have the combined mental aptitude to match me.

Sorry, not sorry....

Oh. For. Fuck. Sakes.

"A forum pro?" C'mon dude. Jesus, you think pretending to be DD AND posting obscene photos of your mutant body parts is what a "forum pro" does? Why not also post photos of you shaving your pussy?

No one needs to match the kind of unintentional slapstick comedy that your posts regress into. If you actually had a working brain instead of a half-eaten pickle you might be dangerous.

You're a fucking retard.