I'm going to Costco in a bit

[Lily]

Anyone need me to pick up something for them?

I already have a list:

adult diapers - several packs for @reaper

condoms - We never want @Aryan to reproduce

chocolates - @Murdy, rumor has it she might to really vile stuff for chocolate

cuffs - @UncleDiLF needs to be restrained, but I think he'll like it *waggles eyebrows*

Aleve - @Bastard Factory for the aches and pains we cause him


Please feel free to put in your requests, I will consider them all.

 

[reaper]

Anyone need me to pick up something for them?

I already have a list:

adult diapers - several packs for @reaper

condoms - We never want @Aryan to reproduce

chocolates - @Murdy, rumor has it she might to really vile stuff for chocolate

cuffs - @UncleDiLF needs to be restrained, but I think he'll like it *waggles eyebrows*

Aleve - @Bastard Factory for the aches and pains we cause him


Please feel free to put in your requests, I will consider them all.

Could you pick up a brain for yourself.You might find it comes in useful from time to time.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Please let some meAT, cookies and chips for other people. Don‘t be a swine, Lily!!!

 

[Lily]

Could you pick up a brain for yourself.You might find it comes in useful from time to time.

Aww the butthurt is real..

I really need to make a vocaroo of me laughing hysterically...lol

 

[Lily]

Please let some meAT, cookies and chips for other people. Don‘t be a swine, Lily!!!

How about cheese and wine, some fruit and nuts for a lovely charcuterie board?

 

[UncleDiLF]

How about cheese and wine, some fruit and nuts for a lovely charcuterie board?

You into nuts? Get pistachios!!! They are bestest!!! Salty and roasted!

I can give my nuts If you want. DiLF nuts!!! Deeeeeez nuts

 

[Lily]

You into nuts? Get pistachios!!! They are bestest!!! Salty and roasted!

I can give my nuts If you want. DiLF nuts!!! Deeeeeez nuts

Pistachios and cashews are my favorites.

As for your offer of your nuts...hell, I knew you had a thing for me. I can always tell.

 

[Murdy]

Be serious, Lily….

I’ll do it for free 99, but I’ll take a 2 lb See’s gift card for my milk chocolate chews addiction.

 

[Lily]

Be serious, Lily….

I’ll do it for free 99, but I’ll take a 2 lb See’s gift card for my milk chocolate chews addiction.

Well, it's a good thing you come cheap. I can afford the chocolates. Just don't forget to film your adventures. This old dog can learn new tricks.

 

[Garraty_47]

If you'd be so kind I can use some of that, uh, what's it called...
...in the section with all the like vitamins and bandages and cough syrup and shit...
I think they're pills but it might be a liquid?

What the fuck's it called?
The junk that helps you with your uh, reko coga remembering stuff.

A large bottle, please. Thanks!

 

[Lily]

If you'd be so kind I can use some of that, uh, what's it called...
...in the section with all the like vitamins and bandages and cough syrup and shit...
I think they're pills but it might be a liquid?

What the fuck's it called?
The junk that helps you with your uh, reko coga remembering stuff.

A large bottle, please. Thanks!

I too suffer from CRS. Sure thing, G...

 

[TheHaze]

I too suffer from CRS. Sure thing, G...

CRS - Can't remember shit ?
Why have a good memory when there is so much shit you want to forget - - - - - - -

 

[Lily]

CRS - Can't remember shit ?
Why have a good memory when there is so much shit you want to forget - - - - - - -

Yes, can't remember shit.

Isn't it interesting that the shit you'd like to forget is the stuff you don't?

 

[Dove]

I really need to make a vocaroo of me laughing hysterically...lol

Don't trouble yourself dear

I live but to serve.

 

[Frood]

Aww the butthurt is real..

I really need to make a vocaroo of me laughing hysterically...lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

Be Lily, see it's a nice sunny day and fancy a shart in the mart.

Head to the mart and get refused entry on the grounds of health and safety for being too much of a wide load and potentially blocking fire exits.

Day ruined. Heads to Taco Bell for a feed to soothe hurt feelz.

Many such cases.

 

[Frood]

Lily could sit on top of a Taco Bell and absorb every last bit of sustenance through her taint like a reverse osmosis filter via a gravity feed.

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Seamajor]

Cadillac Culo?

 

[Murdy]

Yes, can't remember shit.

Isn't it interesting that the shit you'd like to forget is the stuff you don't?

I can remember stuff from when I was 2… but I can’t remember what I went into the kitchen for. SMH

 

[The Prowler]

but I can’t remember what I went into the kitchen for

Probably another bottle of wine.

 

[Admin.]

Probably another bottle of wine.

Are you posting from inside your Corvette?

 

[The Prowler]

Are you posting from inside your Corvette?

Nope.

It is parked for the winter.

But I might go sit in it later....

 

[Lily]

I can remember stuff from when I was 2… but I can’t remember what I went into the kitchen for. SMH

Me too. I've actually left a room and returned and somehow that works and I remember. lmao

 

[Murdy]

Probably another bottle of wine.

Clearly, I would be going into the kitchen for more wine if this were true. No one forgets that lol

 

[Gabbo]

They have a hotdog and a pop for $1.50 at the Costco downtown.

 

[Lily]

They have a hotdog and a pop for $1.50 at the Costco downtown.

I think they may have that at all US based Costco stores.

 

[Murdy]

Nope.

It is parked for the winter.

But I might go sit in it later....

I smell midlife crisis.

 

[Lily]

Nope.

It is parked for the winter.

But I might go sit in it later....

Weird. That doesn't happen in sunny California.

 

[The Prowler]

Weird. That doesn't happen in sunny California.

Yeah, and this does not happen where I live...