Im going to just toss this out there

[Biggie Smiles]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

I smell bacon

or is that just Lily getting mad


and picking up those water pails again

 

[Dove]

Suddenly this thread has turned into a @Blandscape confession that he has no reading comprehension.

Exactly and it's bad enough where he is making shit up in order to have things to complain about that even if they were true....it wouldnt change anything anyway.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I hit a nerve

lol

 

[Lily]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

I smell bacon

or is that just Lily getting mad


and picking up those water pails again

The irony is sublime.

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said. Just like your nursing vocation and your love for dat.

 

[Dove]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

I smell bacon

or is that just Lily getting mad


and picking up those water pails again

She does it to herself. There is no reason for her to be getting all pissed.

But yet shes always getting pissed over nothing.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said. Just like your nursing vocation and your love for dat.

and then what did she say after that?

 

[Dove]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said. Just like your nursing vocation and your love for dat.

No, you didnt. And no I didnt. This was literally never said.

 

[The Cuntess]

If only Bland was as hot as EB.

 

[Blandscape]

Mmm I wonder, did you read it as vacation, or vacating in terms of vocation?

I'm going to guess that English isn't your first language, is that right? If so, you get a pass.

No it isn't, but I still outstrip you in my ability to utilise it. Even you can see that?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

I smell bacon

or is that just Lily getting mad


and picking up those water pails again

She does it to herself. There is no reason for her to be getting all pissed.

But yet shes always getting pissed over nothing.

She acts like she's actually a part of something.

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said. Just like your nursing vocation and your love for dat.

No, you didnt. And no I didnt. This was literally never said.

I am telling you you did say it. On numerous occasions.

 

[Blandscape]

Not a debate.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said. Just like your nursing vocation and your love for dat.

No, you didnt. And no I didnt. This was literally never said.

I am telling you you did say it. On numerous occasions.

link

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

I smell bacon

or is that just Lily getting mad


and picking up those water pails again

She does it to herself. There is no reason for her to be getting all pissed.

But yet shes always getting pissed over nothing.

She acts like she's actually a part of something.

She is...you never were.

 

[wizer]

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said.

Dude you ASKED her if she said it!

TWICE.

Within the past 5 minutes.

That's what the whole @Blandscape reading comprehension thing was about.

Remember?

Wait of course you don't, that's the whole problem.

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said. Just like your nursing vocation and your love for dat.

No, you didnt. And no I didnt. This was literally never said.

I am telling you you did say it. On numerous occasions.

link

Link?

 

[Dove]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said. Just like your nursing vocation and your love for dat.

and then what did she say after that?

Hey Big... remember how I was all over SG professing undying love, or any love....of Poofer?

Because I dont. And I'm pretty sure i would recall that.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

oh shit... lily is charging her snout up

ready for war

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said. Just like your nursing vocation and your love for dat.

and then what did she say after that?

Hey Big... remember how I was all over SG professing undying love, or any love....of Poofer?

Because I dont. And I'm pretty sure i would recall that.

Nope. Cant recall a single instance.

And I have the entire database at my fingertips

 

[Lily]

oh shit... lily is charging her snout up

ready for war

I wish the free rent in your head was worth something, I really do.

 

[wizer]

No it isn't, but I still outstrip you in my ability to utilise it. Even you can see that?

Well no, I can see that English isn't your first language which is why I asked you to confirm that, and I'm actually somewhat relieved because it explains the numerous hiccups in your posts aren't necessarily to be attributed to some sort of serious mental disorder. It doesn't rule out a mental disorder of course but at least you've got a fighting chance.

Anytime you screw up you can pull the old "English isn't my first language" card and get off Scot free.

See what I did there? LOL I crack myself up sometimes

 

[Blandscape]

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said.

Dude you ASKED her if she said it!

TWICE.

Within the past 5 minutes.

That's what the whole @Blandscape reading comprehension thing was about.

Remember?

Wait of course you don't, that's the whole problem.

Database of what? Prove it. Link the database.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

oh shit... lily is charging her snout up

ready for war

I wish the free rent in your head was worth something, I really do.

oh shit... lily is charging her snout up

ready for war

I wish the free rent in your head was worth something, I really do.

I wish someone would tie a cheeseburger to a string and move it everytime you go to grab it

 

[Lily]

No it isn't, but I still outstrip you in my ability to utilise it. Even you can see that?

Well no, I can see that English isn't your first language which is why I asked you to confirm that, and I'm actually somewhat relieved because it explains the numerous hiccups in your posts aren't necessarily to be attributed to some sort of serious mental disorder. It doesn't rule out a mental disorder of course but at least you've got a fighting chance.

Anytime you screw up you can pull the old "English isn't my first language" card and get off Scot free.

See what I did there? LOL I crack myself up sometimes

I think it's really stupid to tell someone from the UK that English isn't their first language. I guess that's just me.

 

[Blandscape]

No it isn't, but I still outstrip you in my ability to utilise it. Even you can see that?

See what I did there? LOL I crack myself up sometimes

It's a pity you're the only one who shares your optimism.

 

[Blandscape]

oh shit... lily is charging her snout up

ready for war

I wish the free rent in your head was worth something, I really do.

oh shit... lily is charging her snout up

ready for war

I wish the free rent in your head was worth something, I really do.

I wish someone would tie a cheeseburger to a string and move it everytime you go to grab it

I do, try to keep up.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No it isn't, but I still outstrip you in my ability to utilise it. Even you can see that?

Well no, I can see that English isn't your first language which is why I asked you to confirm that, and I'm actually somewhat relieved because it explains the numerous hiccups in your posts aren't necessarily to be attributed to some sort of serious mental disorder. It doesn't rule out a mental disorder of course but at least you've got a fighting chance.

Anytime you screw up you can pull the old "English isn't my first language" card and get off Scot free.

See what I did there? LOL I crack myself up sometimes

I think it's really stupid to tell someone from the UK that English isn't their first language. I guess that's just me.

@wizer

Told you the pig would start growling at you pretty soon. Did I not?

 

[Dove]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

I smell bacon

or is that just Lily getting mad


and picking up those water pails again

She does it to herself. There is no reason for her to be getting all pissed.

But yet shes always getting pissed over nothing.

She acts like she's actually a part of something.

She is...you never were.

Actually he is WAY more part of this than either of you considering him and I are real life friends with a long history and he gets priviledges and liberties with my private life you guys will never have.

Even at that time.....while you were busy thinking you were "living it" and imagining it was a "shared experience", Big actually was more a part of it on my end. HE knows what went down.

You guys are weird, miserable little twunts who are clinging to something you think you experienced because you read one side on a forum and are thusly entitled to yap about it nonstop.

 

[Blandscape]

Jesus watching Wizer and JooDug trying to breed a decent post between them is like watching Wizer and JooDug try to breed a decend post between them.

Horrific.