Investigating the Assassination Attempt

[The Prowler]

I will need all of you to account for your whereabouts on Saturday April 13, 2024 at EDT.

 

[Admin.]

Nobody here gives a rats ass about your erectile disfunction, Capon.

 

[Garraty_47]

I can't tell you who I was with because her husband poasts here and we're not ready to tell him about us yet.

 

[realgrimm]

I was busy coming back from the dead

 

[The Prowler]

I have scratched Fat @Lily and Massive @Murdy off the list of suspects as the ladder up to the sniper's roof has a weight limit of 300 pounds.

 

[Seamajor]

I have scratched Fat @Lily and Massive @Murdy off the list of suspects as the ladder up to the sniper's roof has a weight limit of 300 pounds.

I’m confused. Are you speaking of your wife?

 

[Seamajor]

I will need all of you to account for your whereabouts on Saturday April 13, 2024 at EDT.

Tell it to Herman baldy

 

[Aylana]

I will need all of you to account for your whereabouts on Saturday April 13, 2024 at EDT.

You are creating worse threads than Frood used to make.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I will need all of you to account for your whereabouts on Saturday April 13, 2024 at EDT.

Mister @Weeg wasn’t here when it happened. I was with @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© the FIRST ones who reported it in ShoutBox!!!!
BUt Weegs??? Wasn’t here. Very suspicious

 

[Murdy]

I’m confused. Are you speaking of your wife?

He is a total dipshit who still supports the Republitards in light of the global warming that is killing people in this heat… and he is from CanaDUH

 

[Murdy]

I’m confused. Are you speaking of your wife?

He grunted and pulled his groin when he read this mention of her

 

[Admin.]

He grunted and pulled his groin when he read this mention of her

and then started wondering if he had enough Swanson TV Dinners in the Freezer for her lunch.

 

[The Prowler]

I’m confused.

There is absolutely no need to announce that.

 

[The Prowler]

Mister @Weeg wasn’t here when it happened. I was with @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© the FIRST ones who reported it in ShoutBox!!!!
BUt Weegs??? Wasn’t here. Very suspicious

I will verify your alibi with Rancid.

Weegs is a person of interest.

 

[Admin.]

There is absolutely no need to announce that.

What’s on the menu for the wife’s feedings today?

 

[Lily]

He is a total dipshit who still supports the Republitards in light of the global warming that is killing people in this heat… and he is from CanaDUH

His head is cold.

 

[The Prowler]

He is

He grunted

Check out how slow the mind of an alcoholic works.

@Murdy worked for 8 minutes composing that second post.

8 minutes.

To produce that post!!


Do not drink in excess for decades of your life or your mind may become as damaged as Mindless Murdy's.

 

[Admin.]

Check out how slow the mind of an alcoholic works.

@Murdy worked for 8 minutes composing that second post.

8 minutes.

To produce that post!!


Do not drink in excess for decades of your life or your mind may become as damaged as Mindless Murdy's.

You need to calm down.

 

[Lily]

You need to calm down.

But...he...

 

[The Prowler]

You need to calm down.

Hahaha!!!

You need to find a second hobby.

You loser.

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Also cock slapper X wasn‘t there at the time. He and Mister Weegs are suspicious.

 

[Admin.]

Hahaha!!!

You need to find a second hobby.

You loser.

Hahahahaha!!!!

But you are the internets most bald man!

 

[Murdy]

Let’s hope they care like this when it’s a 3rd grade classroom and not just an ear.

 

[Murdy]

Check out how slow the mind of an alcoholic works.

@Murdy worked for 8 minutes composing that second post.

8 minutes.

To produce that post!!


Do not drink in excess for decades of your life or your mind may become as damaged as Mindless Murdy's.

Dayuuuuuumn! I really handed you your own ass and smashed it on your head with my pounding fist with that last one lulz

 

[Admin.]

Dayuuuuuumn! I really handed you your own ass and smashed it on your head with my pounding fist with that last one lulz

He's not the brightest shiniest bald head.

 

[Murdy]

He's not the brightest shiniest bald head.

He certainly will not be able to explain why the FBI has found nothing on Thomas Matthew Crook’s cell phone or computer regarding this attempt to assassinate the former president.

His neighbors reported he was a Trump supporter with signage displayed at his home. His parents have confirmed he was not experiencing a mental health crisis or showing signs something was wrong. He was quiet, withdrawn and left very little political footprint.

This man was armed with an AR-15 rifle, which the NRA and Republicans fully condone and support.

It doesn’t make sense. SMH

 

[The Prowler]

Look at @Murdy trying to act sober.

Hahahaha!!!