Jack Gets Trolled...again....

[Flynn]

Your penultimate post says otherwise.

So do your thighs, that look like nuclear powered submarines.

 

[Lily]

What are we negotiating?

Negotiating is the chance that two parties might come to an agreement.

No wonder you went bankrupt.

You don't know anything about me that's not superficial.

Who said we couldn't come to an agreement? Only you, because you know no one would trust you.

 

[The Prowler]

You can count on that. Don't test me, Flynn.

Your squealing is less and less effective, Porky.

Word is that the site owner has been getting more and more sick and tired of your boring content.

Quantity, but no quality.

It might be time to trim the F.A.T.

 

[Flynn]

You don't know anything about me that's not superficial.

Who said we couldn't come to an agreement? Only you, because you know no one would trust you.

No. Because you don't have the cash money...and because you're full of shit as usual.

 

[Lily]

So do your thighs, that look like nuclear powered submarines.

How is that your concern? I bet yours are hairy, like Yeti hairy. Are you one of those dudes where you have hair on your butthole?

Because being that hairy is totally gross.

 

[Lily]

Your squealing is less and less effective, Porky.

Word is that the site owner has been getting more and more sick and tired of your boring content.

Quantity, but no quality.

It might be time to trim the F.A.T.

Well, he can ban me anytime.

 

[Lily]

No. Because you don't have the cash money...and because you're full of shit as usual.

I have the cash money right now. More than $1500 to be super frank.

 

[The Prowler]

Well, he can ban me anytime.

You better remember that.

 

[Flynn]

I have the cash money right now. More than $1500 to be super frank.

Okay. If you're really serious about his, who do you trust out here, if anybody?

 

[Lily]

You better remember that.

I never forget that I'm at any forum at the pleasure of the owner.

I'm also not the least bit worried. Try something else, moron.

 

[Flynn]

How is that your concern? I bet yours are hairy, like Yeti hairy. Are you one of those dudes where you have hair on your butthole?

Because being that hairy is totally gross.

A yeti huh?

Okay. Maybe you should take some of that disposable income you say you have and go get your G.E.D.?

 

[The Prowler]

Okay. If you're really serious about his, who do you out here,if anybody?

I would go for half that. But Porky wants me around.

 

[Lily]

A yeti huh?

Okay. Maybe you should take some of that disposable income you say you have and go get your G.E.D.?

I never did get my GED. It wasn't on my educational track. It's a shame I suppose.

 

[Flynn]

I never did get my GED. It wasn't on my educational track. It's a shame I suppose.

It is, at least with a G.E.D. you could sound a bit more educated when addressing me.

 

[Flynn]

I would go for half that. But Porky wants me around.

I think she wants to be your forum wife...i.e...work wife....

Lucky you.

 

[Lily]

It is, at least with a G.E.D. you could sound a bit more educated when addressing me.

You're "unsufferable"...

 

[Flynn]

You're "unsufferable"...

I know, dear.

 

[Lily]

Okay. If you're really serious about his, who do you trust out here, if anybody?

Admin.

 

[Flynn]

Tell you what Lily. I'll take $1000 and I'm gone, can you afford that?

 

[Lily]

Tell you what Lily. I'll take $1000 and I'm gone, can you afford that?

I can afford the $1000 or or the $1500.

 

[Flynn]

Admin.

Okay.

You give him the $1000, and I sign a contract that states I shall never step foot out here again with that loser as a witness. How shall this be enforced? Before admin hands over my $1000 he will take out $200 and give it to Bastard Factory for the time and trouble to have all my I.p.s banned. An additional $300 will be held as well, bringing the total of $500 to be paid out as soon as the contract is signed and reviewed by you. After 90 days of me not logging on, the last $300 will be a disbursement to any member who is not a gold member. The $300 shall be first used to pay for any gold memberships. The remaining balance them will be forwarded to me.

That's the only fair way I see this happening.

 

[Lily]

Okay.

You give him the $1000, and I sign a contract that states I shall never step foot out here again with that loser as a witness. How shall this be enforced? Before admin hands over my $1000 he will take out $200 and give it to Bastard Factory for the time and trouble to have all my I.p.s banned. An additional $300 will be held as well, bringing the total of $500 to be paid out as soon as the contract is signed and reviewed by you. After 90 days of me not logging on, the last $300 will be a disbursement to any member who is not a gold member. The $300 shall be first used to pay for any gold memberships. The remaining balance them will be forwarded to me.

That's the only fair way I see this happening.

No, that won't work for me.

You'll come back with a vpn.

 

[Flynn]

I can afford the $1000 or or the $1500.

I stick to my word.

$1000

 

[Flynn]

No, that won't work for me.

You'll come back with a vpn.

VPNs don't work here.

 

[The Prowler]

I think she wants to be your forum wife...i.e...work wife....

Lucky you.

She begs to be humiliated.

 

[The Prowler]

I stick to my word.

$1000

Lardo is broke. There is no way this will happen.

 

[Flynn]

Lardo is broke. There is no way this will happen.

I know this...you know this...

I have to call her bluff once in a while.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I've got three pennies and some pocket lint I can contribute.

 

[The Prowler]

I've got three pennies

Are any of them a 1943-D Lincoln Bronze Wheat Penny?

Senile @Joe is looking for one of those...

 

[Flynn]

I've got three pennies and some pocket lint I can contribute.

Only $999.97 to go!

We're getting close...I can feel it!