Jack is officially out of his tree

[Adam Hitler]

Iv posted with the dude for the last 10 years or so. Sometime he’s funny as fuck. What a stupid question

Awww, give us a big e-hug ya slippery oven dodger.

 

[Frood]

He was extremely protective of Real Woman... wasn't she known as Starling or something elsewhere?

I wonder whether he realised her pics were fake LOL. Mel discovered that...

He was territorial with online females and fed them lies.

 

[No One]

Lying about 50 or 60 pounds is way worse than lying about 2 inches.

 

[Adam Hitler]

This is why men are turning to and yearning for AI wimmenz. Can't trust anything anymore.

I much prefer meeting women the old fashioned way face to face, rather than online. There's waaaay too much dishonesty with pics, particularly these days, with filters and photoshop fuckery.

 

[Adam Hitler]

He was territorial with online females and fed them lies.

He got arsey with me a couple of times over her. One time that sticks in my mind was when she remarked about one of my photos. He was clearly jelly as fuck. LOL

 

[Frood]

He got arsey with me a couple of times over her. One time that sticks in my mind was when she remarked about one of my photos. He was clearly jelly as fuck. LOL

He touched up EB's girl under the table (on her knee and leg) when she and my mate went to meet him in the CBD of Melbourne.

It pretty much killed the prospect of having another camping trip meetup like we had before. We were aiming for Bathurst, NSW that year... but in motel rooms. It was all but settled until Rotwang insisted that the youngest female had to bunk with him (under the guise that he was a former cop and fine upstanding member of society). Everyone objected. We wanted the youngest girl to either bunk with mothers or get her own room. Rotwang wasn't having any of that.

So we got creeped out and called the whole thing off.

There's other things that happened but I don't need to say it.

He wasn't a good dude and nobody wanted to be around him or let him be around young people. We quit in disgust.

It was a good community here in Australia. We slagged each other off but it wasn't ever personal. Then, Rotwang happened.

 

[No One]

He touched up EB's girl under the table (on her knee and leg) when she and my mate went to meet him in the CBD of Melbourne.

It pretty much killed the prospect of having another camping trip meetup like we had before. We were aiming for Bathurst, NSW that year... but in motel rooms. It was all but settled until Rotwang insisted that the youngest female had to bunk with him (under the guise that he was a former cop and fine upstanding member of society). Everyone objected. We wanted the youngest girl to either bunk with mothers or get her own room. Rotwang wasn't having any of that.

So we got creeped out and called the whole thing off.

There's other things that happened but I don't need to say it.

He wasn't a good dude and nobody wanted to be around him or let him be around young people. We quit in disgust.

It was a good community here in Australia. We slagged each other off but it wasn't ever personal. Then, Rotwang happened.

Thank God all the sexual predators on this board are house-bound shut ins.

 

[Frood]

Thank God all the sexual predators on this board are house-bound shut ins.

It wasn't an Op Ed piece.

 

[Fredricka]

Without jack posting how will we know if its morning or what the weather's doing in East America? This is worrying

 

[Fredricka]

@Jack Why so quiet? Are you on the hunt for a new bodyguard?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

@Jack Why so quiet? Are you on the hunt for a new bodyguard?

Are you volunteering?

 

[Fredricka]

Are you volunteering?

You don't think he can look after himself, I get it

 

[Fredricka]

Apparently jacks mail order bride has arrived, congrats jack

 

[Frood]

Apparently jacks mail order bride has arrived, congrats jack

Post-it notes?

 

[Garraty_47]

Apparently jacks mail order bride has arrived, congrats jack

He bought a used fleshlight off eBay?

 

[Seamajor]

Bet they’re cheap in W. Virginia. How are those growths on you asshole doing?

 

[Seamajor]

Thank God all the sexual predators on this board are house-bound shut ins.

Or in state prisión like hubby. You call some here that, when in fact you live with one

 

[Frood]

He bought a used fleshlight off eBay?

I heard Seaboobs and Jack invested in ouija boards with the centre pieces fused to a lubed up pocket pussy.

Due to their elderly age and accompanying noodles, it makes a real mess on any board game.

 

[Seamajor]

You heard? Way down under in your rental shack without electricity?

 

[Frood]

Ok, Mr Burnt...

 

[Fredricka]

Post-it notes?

It was in the shoutbox

 

[Fredricka]

I see seamajor has been leaving pretty rainbows on my posts. Thanks mate, they really brightened up my day

 

[Frood]

It was in the shoutbox

Nah, I thought Jack's mail order bride was two Post-it notes stuck together....

 

[Fredricka]

Nah, I thought Jack's mail order bride was two Post-it notes stuck together....

Possibly, it would still have more personality than jack

 

[Liberty1976]

...and has been placed on my ignore list to join Fagmin and Seaboobies.

May they play spin the bottle with each other to their elderly hearts' content.

You should start a thread about it.

 

[Fredricka]

Whats up jacksie? Why so quiet? Have you run out of other peoples materials to pilfer? Or are you just a big girly drawers? Let me know, bok bok

 

[Weeg]

Whats up jacksie? Why so quiet? Have you run out of other peoples materials to pilfer? Or are you just a big girly drawers? Let me know, bok bok

Yep yep and yep!!

 

[Fredricka]

Jacksie is officially a big girly drawers, a big shitting girly drawers

 

[Garraty_47]

Jacksie is officially a big girly drawers, a big shitting girly drawers

Are we talking mostly just stained or the kind of pants that stick if you throw them at a wall?

 

[Seamajor]

Are we talking mostly just stained or the kind of pants that stick if you throw them at a wall?

An old hillbilly knows that trick like Raccoon on the barby.