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- 2,358
- Location
- Antarctica
Awww, give us a big e-hug ya slippery oven dodger.
Jack is officially out of his tree
- Thread starter Frood
- Start date
He was territorial with online females and fed them lies.
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- 2,358
- Location
- Antarctica
I much prefer meeting women the old fashioned way face to face, rather than online. There's waaaay too much dishonesty with pics, particularly these days, with filters and photoshop fuckery.
- Reaction score
- 2,358
- Location
- Antarctica
He got arsey with me a couple of times over her. One time that sticks in my mind was when she remarked about one of my photos. He was clearly jelly as fuck. LOL
He touched up EB's girl under the table (on her knee and leg) when she and my mate went to meet him in the CBD of Melbourne.
It pretty much killed the prospect of having another camping trip meetup like we had before. We were aiming for Bathurst, NSW that year... but in motel rooms. It was all but settled until Rotwang insisted that the youngest female had to bunk with him (under the guise that he was a former cop and fine upstanding member of society). Everyone objected. We wanted the youngest girl to either bunk with mothers or get her own room. Rotwang wasn't having any of that.
So we got creeped out and called the whole thing off.
There's other things that happened but I don't need to say it.
He wasn't a good dude and nobody wanted to be around him or let him be around young people. We quit in disgust.
It was a good community here in Australia. We slagged each other off but it wasn't ever personal. Then, Rotwang happened.
Thank God all the sexual predators on this board are house-bound shut ins.
It wasn't an Op Ed piece.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,428
- Location
- Milwaukee
Are you volunteering?
You don't think he can look after himself, I get it
Post-it notes?
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
- Reaction score
- 3,661
- Location
- Redneckistan
He bought a used fleshlight off eBay?
- Reaction score
- 1,289
Or in state prisión like hubby. You call some here that, when in fact you live with one
I heard Seaboobs and Jack invested in ouija boards with the centre pieces fused to a lubed up pocket pussy.
Due to their elderly age and accompanying noodles, it makes a real mess on any board game.
It was in the shoutbox
Nah, I thought Jack's mail order bride was two Post-it notes stuck together....
Possibly, it would still have more personality than jack
Liberty1976
“I know words. I have the best words.”
- Reaction score
- 85
- Location
- Brooklyn NY
...and has been placed on my ignore list to join Fagmin and Seaboobies.
May they play spin the bottle with each other to their elderly hearts' content.
You should start a thread about it.
Weeg
Chaos Control ☠️
- Reaction score
- 25
- Location
- United States
Yep yep and yep!!
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
- Reaction score
- 3,661
- Location
- Redneckistan
Are we talking mostly just stained or the kind of pants that stick if you throw them at a wall?
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- 1,289
An old hillbilly knows that trick like Raccoon on the barby.
