Jack, you need to post your weekly schedule

[Lily]

It's important for X to know your weekly schedule. It should be specific and detail every moment of your weekly activities.

Please include the following:

• Work hours
• Sleep
• meal times
• hygiene
• bathroom breaks
• volunteer time
• family time
• free time
• hobbies
• fucking off time

Please break it down into 5 minute increments.

He misses you fiercely when you're not here and will be able to figure out your approximate return with this information.

I thank you kindly in advance.

And X is most welcome. He will be thrilled.

 

[Admin.]

Be sure to include the receipts too!

 

[Lily]

Be sure to include the receipts too!

Yes, I forgot about receipts. Those are important; without posted receipts is life even real?

 

[Admin.]

Yes, I forgot about receipts. Those are important; without posted receipts is life even real?

And on the 8th day God hath given receipts

 

[Adam]

On the 9th day, Admin sucked another cock.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Here's my schedule:

Wake up
Shower
Breakfast
Flip bird at the rest of the world
Lunch
More bird flipping
Get home
Dinner
A little more bird flipping
Sleep

Rinse and repeat...

 

[Admin.]

Here's my schedule:

Wake up
Shower
Breakfast
Flip bird at the rest of the world
Lunch
More bird flipping
Get home
Dinner
A little more bird flipping
Sleep

Rinse and repeat...

That’s how you live a rich full life! (But a receipt would have been nice, people like receipts)

 

[Lily]

That’s how you live a rich full life! (But a receipt would have been nice, people like receipts)

Yeah @Larry Loungelizard, where the hell are you receipts?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yeah @Larry Loungelizard, where the hell are you receipts?

I don't live in Canada and I don't (allegedly) drive a Corvette.

 

[Fredricka]

It's important for X to know your weekly schedule. It should be specific and detail every moment of your weekly activities.

Please include the following:

• Work hours
• Sleep
• meal times
• hygiene
• bathroom breaks
• volunteer time
• family time
• free time
• hobbies
• fucking off time

Please break it down into 5 minute increments.

He misses you fiercely when you're not here and will be able to figure out your approximate return with this information.

I thank you kindly in advance.

And X is most welcome. He will be thrilled.

Just don't mention sex with the missis, X will go mental with jealousy. He wants lovely jack all to himself

 

[Lily]

Just don't mention sex with the missis, X will go mental with jealousy. He wants lovely jack all to himself

I leave that to Jack's discretion.

 

[Fredricka]

On second thoughts jack should definitely mention it, I love to see x go nuts

 

[Lily]

On second thoughts jack should definitely mention it, I love to see x go nuts

He'll be back for his next performance soon enough.

 

[Adam]

On second thoughts jack should definitely mention it, I love to see x go nuts

Is that Semen's cat?

 

[Fredricka]

Is that Semen's cat?

In my av?

 

[Adam]

Yeah!

 

[Fredricka]

Yeah!

It's a girlfriend I found for semens cat, I'm trying to set them up together

 

[jack]

5am wake up
5:10 take pup out
5:20 make coffee
5:30 drink coffee
5:45 log in to BF, check mail, news other sites.
6:00 pay bills
6:30 make coffee
6:45 drink coffee
7:30 make breakfast
7:45 eat breakfast
8:30 shower
8:45 do dishes laundry garbage recycling
9:30 go to store
10:00 open store
5:00 close store
5:10 play with pup
5:30 open wine
5:35 fill bowl
6:00 start dinner
6:30 eat dinner
7:00 watch TV or go out
9:30 sleep

That's a typical work day.

 

[Lily]

5am wake up
5:10 take pup out
5:20 make coffee
5:30 drink coffee
5:45 log in to BF, check mail, news other sites.
6:00 pay bills
6:30 make coffee
6:45 drink coffee
7:30 make breakfast
7:45 eat breakfast
8:30 shower
8:45 do dishes laundry garbage recycling
9:30 go to store
10:00 open store
5:00 close store
5:10 play with pup
5:30 open wine
5:35 fill bowl
6:00 start dinner
6:30 eat dinner
7:00 watch TV or go out
9:30 sleep

That's a typical work day.

Fair...

Hopefully X will bookmark this thread so he can consult it whenever he's feeling anxious.

 

[Adam]

I can't believe you actually posted a fucking schedule.

 

[Adam]

Admin and Lily should do one next, although it would mostly consist of sucking cock & eating...

 

[jack]

I can't believe you actually posted a fucking schedule.

I can't believe you think that's my actual schedule.

 

[Adam]

Lol I didn't even read it...

 

[jack]

Lol I didn't even read it...

Good thing.

 

[Lily]

I can't believe you think that's my actual schedule.

Mine would have an entry for inserting my foot up Adam's ass.

 

[Lily]

I can't believe you think that's my actual schedule.

He's dumb as shit.

 

[Adam]

Yep, Lily's drunk.... replying to the same post twice, along with 10 pages of unhinged negging.

Go sleep it off drunky.

 

[Lily]

Yep, Lily's drunk.... replying to the same post twice, along with 10 pages of unhinged negging.

Go sleep it off drunky.

Nope.

 

[Fredricka]

5am wake up
5:10 take pup out
5:20 make coffee
5:30 drink coffee
5:45 log in to BF, check mail, news other sites.
6:00 pay bills
6:30 make coffee
6:45 drink coffee
7:30 make breakfast
7:45 eat breakfast
8:30 shower
8:45 do dishes laundry garbage recycling
9:30 go to store
10:00 open store
5:00 close store
5:10 play with pup
5:30 open wine
5:35 fill bowl
6:00 start dinner
6:30 eat dinner
7:00 watch TV or go out
9:30 sleep

That's a typical work day.

Remember when jack tried to pretend this wasn't his real schedule

 

[X]

Waitaminute!!!! Is this thread har making fun of ME? Or JACK?