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Hehehe
You'd be better off posting pictures of other people's dicks and claim them as yours, rather than starting retarded threads.
Nah, that one was mine for sure, want me to take a pic of the futon or the table that was in the pic lol?
So now you also feel the need to prove yourself to a complete stranger?
Actually, I'd like to see your college transcripts.
I just like fucking with you lol.
And Id like to see another pic of your doggo. He still alive right? Or did he get his chance and run away from you? He texted me one day and said "bitch needs a TicTac!". I shit you not! Said his turds smells better than that home for homeless cock you call a mouth.
Of course you'd like to see another "picture of my doggo." That way you could claim that the "doggo's" dick is yours on another forum. Just like the charade you pulled here you big fucking fat moron.
Why do you even fucking care about a "doggo" in a fucking stranger's picture? No. Really. I've read a lot of stupid shit out here, but if I have to comment on it, well then it is "stupid" and my word is fucking gospel.
Then you state that a "doggo" texted you. Forget the fucking fact that "doggos" don't text, but how the fuck would he have gotten your phone number in the first fucking place? Idiot.
And to finally finish your absurd wet dream off, you state that somehow these magical dicks are just appearing out of thin air and are using my "mouth" as some sort of retirement home for cocks no longer able to get hard.
Any more self evidence of mental illness you'd like to present?
Doggos dont text..... are you kidding!? You obviously dont know your doggo. This was him calling me. He is so sad. Living with "shit breath". Its why he pulls away from you. Im honestly concerned for him. Please at least tell me he is still alive. Last time he talked to me, he said he was concerned he might get the same fate as Kevin's cat.
You fucking idiot. After I made a mockery of your sullen crap, you continue to grind out your attempt at shitty humor. You're not fucking funny. You're about as fucking "funny" as Succubus trying to recite the alphabet in only one try.
Go get bent your sorry fucker. You and Succubus should just stick to posting uwanted pictures of your alleged airbrushed genitals.
Oh Im funny alright. Its why me and your doggo laugh at your ass. I hope your ass smells better than your breath anyway.
You must think you're a fucking genius because you think "Doggos" can text people. You're about as delusional as Succubus and Dovey.
I'd wager a bet that your doggo is smarter than you. At least when he "plays catch", hes not catching homeless cum drippings in his mouth like his owner. Geez, no wonder you got the stanky breath. He told me this morning "I wish that bitch would at least eat a Milk Bone!".