Blazor reminds me of the 4 year old kid who just discovered his pee pee and always had his hands down his pants.
I have a cousin 7 years younger than me who did this. Every time we went to the beach, his mom was dragging him by the arm and he had his hand down his pants playing with it. This Aunty had vacuum suction that’s internal… so she has the outlet that you carry the hose and attachment to and plug it in. You open the hatch and it’s a small suction tunnel the tube fits into so you don’t have to drag this heavy vacuum up and down the stars of her large home. So all the cousins are at Aunty’s house for the weekend and my mother’s family is Norwegian and no one practices birth control… so there are 7 of us and weenie boy is super excited and the youngest cousin there… so he decides to show off for the oldest boy cousin, who is about 6 months younger than me.
Weenie boy is laughing hysterically from excitement and pulls his pants down and opens the vacuum cover. You can literally hear the suction as he puts his penis inside it. The laughs turned to screams and we had to pull him off of it because he couldn’t escape… he was suck stuck to the wall
But 20 years later we were at a family wedding and this group of cousins was all at the bar having a blast and I got to tell this story…. weenie boy was all grown up and dragged his girlfriend over later that night and had me retell this story. The little freak is still a freak :facepalm:
