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SirSuperSouthern

It's Always 5:55, bitch.
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Eetz mi, Vile_Pile anavah hood skank een zees casaaa! I not very patient and I been waiting weeks for ICE to chauffer mi amigos to my one-bedroom apartment so I have excuse to fiesta todos noches! My beeg idea is to break new music ground by having mariachi music slowed down lots - DJ Screw style. Sheet, everybody will start calling me Master_V - eh oooooh!!!

Eetz racist for pinche gringos to know I got brown skeen by just looking at my eyez. Nobodywon can draw dick-hunting maykeup like me and my ICEers. H've you e'er see gringas doll they eyes up as badass as we do? Don't geet me start on neegerz, they change me Sancho een d'peen. He come back wif tears tatted all over hee's fayce and don't smile no mo. He sheets take less time than mi application of mi dick-hunting eye makeup, witch take reel fast.

Ev'ry otter raze call my men "manlets" because they reel short. All dem faggots need to look up at 'em all from mental perspective, I says. They mow lonz more good den anywon. Dey come 'ere wif pesos and rT's and turn dem into nickles and quarters. Then they send all that phat cheeze back home, when family has home wid numero on it. Eef no, ICE make deliveries and make sure fuck Mexican girls before they turn 12. E'ryone know what happenz after 12.

Do you like me hat? Look new, right? Eets nooooootttt!!! Nor eez the shirt I hide rest of fuglee face wi'. We do eyes. Das all we get. Das y we makeup dem so mufuckin' dope, yo. Are hair very healthy to, but we hide it under sombrero so gringos look down at our _Pile producers. Mexico was in process of sue Panteen for yousing fake ass gringas hair never as pretty healthy as mine. I jus like my hat, tha's all mang, tha's all.

Ooh I heer loud diesel truck outside, backfiring a rumbling, and mi amigos all yell. Eets 5:55am ween e'rbody awake, I tink. Mi dick suck eye makeup all dun, fineesh wit my rite han' and type wit my otro wan. I so fucking good right? Right, jotos - I siempre si. Little brown manlets all have leetle dicks so gringo wit gringo news caster hair cut LOOK OUT, EER I COMB!!!!
 

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SirSuperSouthern

It's Always 5:55, bitch.
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SSS come by and say mi put banana in rong place. He tell I stupeet and no how where eet go when all mi amigos heer. SSS esta muy smarente! Todos jus mi sachos. Wonder proper wait to do dis? Loo'

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'ee sayed'ee eat two manos fool of asperagus. I lofe SSS.