Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[X]

Talks to his toes

 

[Se7en]

Was seen at Church and Wellesley last evening about 8pm wearing the cutest little sundress you ever saw.

Quite the faggot.

 

[X]

What’s up Marvin Ha ha
was cruising church and Wellesley for a homeless bangleshi with a stinky ass LOL

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Takes selfies with old ladies in the background so he can decide who is his next girlfriend.

 

[X]

Tripped and bent his dick

 

[Frood]

Went down on himself and got tears all over his dick.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Went down on himself and got tears all over his dick.

Claims to be heterosexual

 

[X]

Quotes unnecessarily

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Has a dick piercing that causes the metal detectors at airports to ping like crazy.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Got named after a family dog

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Got named after a family dog

Likes females over the age of 18.

 

[X]

Omg!! Stop quoting! You’re makin me crazy

 

[Frood]

Has Starlink on his coffee mule called E-Mule Musk.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Has beautiful hair...

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Saw George from Pizza Hut nekkid once and never really recovered

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Rancid was birthed by a human.

 

[Frood]

Had her map of Tasmania fashioned into the beard of a Klingon statesman.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Wasn't coerced by X to stop quoting

 

[realgrimm]

Braids his toe hair

 

[Frood]

Braids his mother's dog's toe hair..

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Holds the record of mailboxes smashed with baseball bats

 

[realgrimm]

Practices belly dancing when no ones around

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Chases ambulances for potential necrophilia.

 

[realgrimm]

Has an extra set of eyelids

 

[X]

Teeth are so bad when he smiles looks like he’s dice in his mouth

 

[Frood]

His regular customers hold their breaths until he leaves and call him the Uber Feets guy....

 

[realgrimm]

Dominates washroom patrons and calls them lazy when they take to long

 

[Frood]

Wipes his dick everytime after having a slash (from the inside out with Q-Tip cotton buds)...

 

[realgrimm]

creates different chewing methods from personal experiences and inspirational visions in his dreams

 

[Frood]

creates different chewing methods from personal experiences and inspirational visions in his dreams

Has chewed too many gummy bears with grey chest hairs....