Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Went camping once, forgot to bring toilet paper, wiped his arse with poison ivy

 

[Courier 6]

Went camping once, forgot to bring toilet paper, wiped his arse with poison ivy

But, on the bright side, I invented a few dance moves that are still seen in the clubs to this day.

Likes to walk into office buildings, shit in one of the potted ferns, then scream: "AAAGRICULTURE!!!"

 

[X]

Tries wayyyyyyy to hard to be interesting with tard-babble and should embrace his tiny arms because they make him interesting

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Found a nest of daddy longlegs in his hair once

 

[Courier 6]

Found a nest of daddy longlegs in his hair once

I turned them into my Capos in a vast black-market yogurt trafficking ring.

The day he was born, he came out of his mother's womb smoking a Marlboro and demanding to know where the strippers were at.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Patronizes me because he thinks I grow cocaine instead of coffee

 

[X]

I turned them into my Capos in a vast black-market yogurt trafficking ring.

The day he was born, he came out of his mother's womb smoking a Marlboro and demanding to know where the strippers were at.

Umm retard….

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Got a restraining order against himself

 

[Courier 6]

Once replaced the Dalai Lama's Folger's with instant coffee.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Ran away from home when he was 12 and lived secretly inside a supermarket for 3 months.

 

[Courier 6]

Ran away from home when he was 12 and lived secretly inside a supermarket for 3 months.

I pretended I was Superman and called the frozen foods section my Fortress Of Solitude.

Once tried to slide down a giraffe's neck because it had been an overpowering desire of his since he was a kid and saw Fred Flintstone do it on TV.

He paralyzed the giraffe, and had to eat giraffe meat as punishment for the next six months.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Took a pill he found on the floor of a laundromat and came in this thread saying nonsense about cartoons and giraffes

 

[Courier 6]

Took a pill he found on the floor of a laundromat and came in this thread saying nonsense about cartoons and giraffes

He once lost a contact lens while he was tripping on acid, and scoured the floor of an entire laundromat looking for his lost contact lens...

...before he remembered he doesn't even wear contact lenses.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Is very intelligent and well adjusted.

 

[Courier 6]

Is very intelligent and well adjusted.

Likes to take off his shoes every night and spend an hour getting high by huffing his own foot stank.

 

[realgrimm]

Chews other people's gum

 

[X]

Likes to take off his shoes every night and spend an hour getting high by huffing his own foot stank.

Retard, why are you quoting? It’s simple really, roast the member ABOVE you, sorta self explanatory it’s not propophol science ffs

 

[realgrimm]

Retard, why are you quoting? It’s simple really, roast the member ABOVE you, sorta self explanatory it’s not propophol science ffs

Hypocrite,

Plays with his scrotal skin tags while in traffic till they bleed and become crusty scabs

 

[Jack]

Is very intelligent and well adjusted.

Has a Muslim blowup doll with both sets of genitalia.

Hypocrite,

Plays with his scrotal skin tags while in traffic till they bleed and become crusty scabs

Is a perfect gentleman, always holding open doors for the ladies, he'd even put his very expensive Versace cloak down on a mud puddle for a lady to cross the street....

 

[realgrimm]

Is a perfect gentleman, always holding open doors for the ladies, he'd even put his very expensive Versace cloak down on a mud puddle for a lady to cross the street....

Has a collection of assorted cheeses organized by date of purchase and sharpness

 

[X]

Plants tomatoes in the dirt behind his fingernails

 

[Jack]

Is practicing to be able to suck thirty cocks in a 24 hour period.

 

[X]

Doesn’t need the practice. Is a highly skilled individual in the dept.

 

[Jack]

Doesn’t need the practice. Is a highly skilled individual in the dept.

dreams of the day he can suck enough cock to make $100 in tips

 

[X]

Likes to rub in peoples faces that he can suck $100 worth of cock a day

 

[Jack]

Removes the seat from his new bike and inserts a foot and a half greased dildo in the stem before he starts his Uber deliveries.

 

[realgrimm]

Rubs hot peppers on his nipples and dances the cha cha in front of the mirror

 

[Courier 6]

Once walked into the wrong office by mistake, but his ego wouldn't let him own up to the error. So now he's the CEO of Bobb & Flusham Waste Disposal Solutions.