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Most certainly tickles nigger anus
Owns a chinchilla ranch. 100 acres of tiny peeping fuzzy rodents. Laughs his head off every time they stampede, too; but, honestly, who wouldn't laugh at the sight of a chinchilla stampede?Is calm and collected. Some would say a well adjusted individual.
Still sets out time to play with his Transformer collectionMassages all the neighbourhood cats every Wednesday
Makes sure to eliminate all colors from his coated candies so to not appear biasedLikes to show up uninvited to corporate board meetings, then sit at the head of the conference table slowly stroking a longhaired white cat while attendees show up, look nervous, then eventually leave.
Took a road trip to Las Vegas, but ended up in Idaho; didn't notice the difference.Makes sure to eliminate all colors from his coated candies so to not appear biased
Once rode a llama through the concourse of Dulles International Airport; was heartbroken when the llama bucked him off, bolted, and ended up on a flight to Hawai'i.Takes it as a challenge to chew gum until it dissolve in his mouth
It's supposed to be an absurd accusation xEats ass