Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Likes to show up uninvited to corporate board meetings, then sit at the head of the conference table slowly stroking a longhaired white cat while attendees show up, look nervous, then eventually leave.
Makes sure to eliminate all colors from his coated candies so to not appear biased
 
Thinks eating ass is a normal everyday occurrence


Btw, whats with the quoting, is it really that hard to follow along quoting the person ABOVE YOU