Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Went camping once, forgot to bring toilet paper, wiped his arse with poison ivy
But, on the bright side, I invented a few dance moves that are still seen in the clubs to this day.

Likes to walk into office buildings, shit in one of the potted ferns, then scream: "AAAGRICULTURE!!!"
 
Tries wayyyyyyy to hard to be interesting with tard-babble and should embrace his tiny arms because they make him interesting
 
I turned them into my Capos in a vast black-market yogurt trafficking ring.

The day he was born, he came out of his mother's womb smoking a Marlboro and demanding to know where the strippers were at.
Umm retard…. :LOL3:
 
Ran away from home when he was 12 and lived secretly inside a supermarket for 3 months.
I pretended I was Superman and called the frozen foods section my Fortress Of Solitude.

Once tried to slide down a giraffe's neck because it had been an overpowering desire of his since he was a kid and saw Fred Flintstone do it on TV.

He paralyzed the giraffe, and had to eat giraffe meat as punishment for the next six months.
 
Took a pill he found on the floor of a laundromat and came in this thread saying nonsense about cartoons and giraffes
He once lost a contact lens while he was tripping on acid, and scoured the floor of an entire laundromat looking for his lost contact lens...

...before he remembered he doesn't even wear contact lenses.
 
Retard, why are you quoting? It’s simple really, roast the member ABOVE you, sorta self explanatory it’s not propophol science ffs
Hypocrite,

Plays with his scrotal skin tags while in traffic till they bleed and become crusty scabs
 
Is very intelligent and well adjusted.
Has a Muslim blowup doll with both sets of genitalia.
Hypocrite,

Plays with his scrotal skin tags while in traffic till they bleed and become crusty scabs
Is a perfect gentleman, always holding open doors for the ladies, he'd even put his very expensive Versace cloak down on a mud puddle for a lady to cross the street....
 
Is a perfect gentleman, always holding open doors for the ladies, he'd even put his very expensive Versace cloak down on a mud puddle for a lady to cross the street....


:HowDareYou:



Has a collection of assorted cheeses organized by date of purchase and sharpness
 
Removes the seat from his new bike and inserts a foot and a half greased dildo in the stem before he starts his Uber deliveries.