MATAMUERTOS Has GAIDS

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you here to recruit me to your site...as head Balloon knot inspector ??

 

[X]

lemme hear your pitch and I'll consider et (:

 

[X]

I can imagine the grand stories you'll tell over there of the handsome individual you stumbled across here at BF ...It's okay, maybe I'll visit and validate them ... lol

 

[Uncle Janine]

Stinkyfinger: is he the real faggot?

 

[shampain1872]

You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.

 

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@Mr. Whipple

CLEAN UP THREAD NUMBER T

Stinkyfinger: is he the real faggot?

The ONE the ONLY

 

[X]

You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.

....yehhhhhh ummmm due to a rather short attention span I rarely get past the first sentence ....so maybe a little less peanuts in your shit huh whadd'dya say ??

 

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Thanks for the free Emoticon hits fellas . :LMAO::LMAO:

 

[Uncle Janine]

oh yeah right, you care. LMFAO

 

[X]

Yah you're right but I know internet fleas like you guys care about shit like that Ha ha my little fish won't you bite oh just one MOaRRRR time

:LMAO:

 

[X]

Awwww man ... we done ??

 

[realgrimm]

 

[TehBitch]

The ONLY site I’ve ever used that’s “PLEASE ASS BOX ME! sensitive” is Goregrish! What are you lot hiding in your group chats? I was set up by that horrible witch and that is the truth but I’m easy about it, my chill out time didn’t have the desired effect so now I’m banned! Good! That community is going to suffer!

Hello cupcake

 

[Train Wreck]

I didn’t even mention that shit but got banned for it! I feel cheated but hey it’s just another gore forum! Unlike this board!

:Whiner2::Whiner2::Whiner2:

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Damn. I can almost smell that thing.

 

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..

.. good ole' woman of Goregrish

 

[Train Wreck]

..

.. good ole' woman of Goregrish

Ouch, don't, stop.

 

[X]

Ooo the ole' " pretend you're bored bit" huh lol be careful or I'll get the real Shampain in here to rattle all your cages again BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA ........

 

[X]

Something stinks ... ... The ladies are close

 

[SHAMPAIN]

So someone (bearing in mind my passwords were the same for imgur, arachnoboards and gorepish) has nuked my imgur account and got me banned from a tarantula forum! Fucking precious photos of family and pets fucking GONE! Cruel cunts! Fuckin freaks over there! Pppffffhhhttt

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Hilarious too that I didn’t even post what I apparently did?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

The ONLY site I’ve ever used that’s “PLEASE ASS BOX ME! sensitive” is Goregrish! What are you lot hiding in your group chats? I was set up by that horrible witch and that is the truth but I’m easy about it, my chill out time didn’t have the desired effect so now I’m banned! Good! That community is going to suffer!

Hello cupcake

You’ve just confirmed my comment, you bored already? So what’s the deal about my password? Oh that’s right it wasn’t you... My god there’s such pathetic people in the world...

 

[Uncle Janine]

Hilarious too that I didn’t even post what I apparently did?

Liar.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Hilarious too that I didn’t even post what I apparently did?

Liar.

Why would I lie? Funny how it was two links posted instead of one for the same link you half wit!

 

[Uncle Janine]

Hilarious too that I didn’t even post what I apparently did?

Liar.

Why would I lie? Funny how it was two links posted instead of one for the same link you half wit!

are you saying someone doctored your post?ahhh silly and pathetic . man up.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Anyhoo, keep spreading love and creativity folks and don’t let hate drag you down!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Hilarious too that I didn’t even post what I apparently did?

Liar.

Why would I lie? Funny how it was two links posted instead of one for the same link you half wit!

are you saying someone doctored your post?ahhh silly and pathetic . man up.

You sound like a flat earther... I need to go to work...

 

[Uncle Janine]

Hilarious too that I didn’t even post what I apparently did?

Liar.

Why would I lie? Funny how it was two links posted instead of one for the same link you half wit!

are you saying someone doctored your post?ahhh silly and pathetic . man up.

You sound like a flat earther... I need to go to work...

You do that, toddler.

 

[Uncle Janine]

Anyhoo, keep spreading love and creativity folks and don’t let hate drag you down!

nobody at Goregrish hates you babe.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Anyhoo, keep spreading love and creativity folks and don’t let hate drag you down!

nobody at Goregrish hates you babe.

How do YOUUUUUU know? It’s easily fixed, I’ll NEVER even lurk on that shithole, no traffic from me ever again but I owned you lot, I can make another imgur you know...