Meet My Husband

[Blandscape]

He luks beaten and worn, like he has been married to Casket fur far too long.

 

[Lily]

Ah gid old Kurt, you drag him out Casket every time the town crier shouts, "bring out your dead".

I can only assume that you have removed his ribs and his spinal column and a puppeteer from Jim Henson's Muppet Factory is operating his head and hands.

He seems a top bloke, if a bloke dead from the neck up can be considered topographically sentient.

I am proud of you Casket, your ability to stop your life partner being eaten by sharks, stung by killer bees, bitten by a nest of black widows, eaten by crocodiles, left for dead and baking in a broken down Newt in the outback of your love, cuckolded by a plethora of Filipino under and over age call girls, while simultaneously protecting him from your unwanted attention is indeed a credit to you!

Ahhh old Kurt, he always reminds us all that the love of a gid wummin, is sometimes a gid reason to drink far too much.

fucking hell shut up man .

She did post the video in Meltdown. Seems she was seeking this kind of reaction out.

 

[Blandscape]

I have a pair of 1980's Levi 501's that look remarkably similar to Kurt.

 

[Lily]

I think Meltdown should be closed. There are too many bruised feelings these days. We can't have that.

 

[Blandscape]

It's almost as if lassie it's not even a troll forum any more, never mind my poor excuse's fur flaming.

 

[Blandscape]

I am outa practice.

 

[Blandscape]

He seems a decent bloke....if decency is now related to blithering stupidity.

 

[Lily]

It's almost as if lassie it's not even a troll forum any more, never mind my poor excuse's fur flaming.

Knitting needles need to be sent out immediately. Yarn too.

 

[Blandscape]

It depends what we are knitting, I can live with a bobble hat, or a Scottish swimsuit, but surely you are not suggesting we knit Casket a new mate?

 

[Lily]

It depends what we are knitting, I can live with a bobble hat, or a Scottish swimsuit, but surely you are not suggesting we knit Casket a new mate?

Not at all, just general support for our new mission at meltdown, idle chit-chat and tears.

 

[Blandscape]

Ah, so exactly the same as every other site then?

Has someone else bagged the yellow yarn?

 

[Lily]

Ah, so exactly the same as every other site then?

Has someone else bagged the yellow yarn?

I don't think the owner wants what's happening. As for the posters that are crying, I believe the new troll is "virtue signaling" as they clutch their pearls for dear life.

 

[The Prowler]

I think Meltdown should be closed. There are too many bruised feelings these days.

Stay away if you cannot handle The Heat, Leaker.

 

[Blandscape]

As we give them all the pearl necklaces they have never earned.

 

[The Prowler]

Not at all, just general support for our new mission at meltdown, idle chit-chat and tears.

The Leaker just revealed that she is crying while engaging in idle chit chat.

As if.

I did not.

Already know.

 

[Blandscape]

I think Meltdown should be closed. There are too many bruised feelings these days.

Stay away if you cannot handle The Heat, Leaker.

What heat, can you at least try to quantify it Jim?

 

[Blandscape]

No one is blaming you Jim, fur whit ye never were quite able to keep up wiff!

 

[Lily]

I think Meltdown should be closed. There are too many bruised feelings these days.

Stay away if you cannot handle The Heat, Leaker.

What heat, can you at least try to quantify it Jim?

I dismissed him with prejudice, but he is too stupid to understand and continues to hump my leg like the agitated Chihuahua that he is...

 

[The Prowler]

Not at all, just general support for our new mission at meltdown, idle chit-chat and tears.

As for the posters that are crying

I dismissed him with prejudice, but he is too stupid to understand and continue to hump my leg like the agitated Chihuahua that he is...

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Blandscape]

He needs you Oak, only you can complete him.

 

[Blandscape]

I have the same relationship wiff Proxy.

 

[Lily]

He needs you Oak, only you can complete him.

I believe about 85% of his posts are dedicated to me. Embarrassing for both of us.

 

[Blandscape]

I believe Proxy far outstrips even that lofty figure.

Agggh, go figure. We are needed here Oak.

 

[The Prowler]

Fat Lily is a big target.

A very big target.

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah yeah, and what does that make you if you cannot seem to hit her?

 

[The Prowler]

"seem"

As The Leaker.

Cries.

Herself.

To sleep.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Cookie Monster]

Kurt has always been a good looking man!

Benzo an Weapey "like" this post.

 

[WWW.ANA.SSS/STAZI_YA]

Don't give me any lip sonny... I have powerful men in the right places!~

 

[Omnipotent]

ring me back!!!

 

[Frood]

Who you talking to Willis?