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Right, I guessed who you are, chubbo. You see, looking back, I can't remember commenting about things I didn't precisely know of their shocking naked appearances in mirrors. Thank fuck for bathroom mirrors, eh fats?
Except you, Brentv. I wouldn't have remembered all that about your Ds, but cun`T switched the words to make me look gay for adorning your added 23 pounds (75% is back, you mentioned. at least); nipple color is my thing, I like blue veins everywhere to prove how white she is. Even just through her nipples.
You too Brent. Not so much your sister, and not anybody willing to hang out with your fat goofy ass. I'm just sayin' that I *can* imagine those eye-tunnel (One eye cupped in the shower, fucking lovely) as potential phat turns me on.
You know, Brentv is sorta famous because he DID make the Drudge Report. Amazing. That's also how v screeched about me on a flame board that got me banned from a flame board. I guess s/he looked down without his sports bra on that helps him look male. You should even sleep in it Bv...
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Except you, Brentv. I wouldn't have remembered all that about your Ds, but cun`T switched the words to make me look gay for adorning your added 23 pounds (75% is back, you mentioned. at least); nipple color is my thing, I like blue veins everywhere to prove how white she is. Even just through her nipples.
You too Brent. Not so much your sister, and not anybody willing to hang out with your fat goofy ass. I'm just sayin' that I *can* imagine those eye-tunnel (One eye cupped in the shower, fucking lovely) as potential phat turns me on.
You know, Brentv is sorta famous because he DID make the Drudge Report. Amazing. That's also how v screeched about me on a flame board that got me banned from a flame board. I guess s/he looked down without his sports bra on that helps him look male. You should even sleep in it Bv...
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You must be paid well. How many Vile_Pyles do you unexpected crash into before you signed some paper and shook a gloved hand?
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Scum, boyo
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Hope you get banned soon, you pond scum
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@SirSuperSouthern - don’t go hiding now that the Queen is here
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lol oh my word ... listen to those loveydoveys ! lmao. :Perfecto:
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8 posts? You gynocentric, cock carousel riding, gold digging scum! you hit the wall old Whamen! :LOL2::LMAO:
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Show your tits - - - - - - - -
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You used your sister's avatar, Brentv. How clever. But I'm fucking wasted on this fine Sunday night after I won my one big push, so I'mma let your quickly swelling, nipple color not changing, baby butt fuzz around 'em - not manly pubes, blue veins crying for more space. You know, like these:
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I'll go ahead and pretend that I'll be addressing flea, yet another teenie spic bitch who came dick huntin' where it indisputably is. You wear that dick-war-paint on your face, flea? Like this:
That vile pile of unknown shit is unshakable. Bitch wears a stupid hat to cover her roots and a chola mask so that white men don't know for sure to aim beneath the bitch's fugly-'stache and her thick soul patch, or just give her a couple dollars and shoo them away with our hand. Keep that 3$ bullshit on your face.
Flea! You banned this poster for posting the poster of one of my favorite movies. Nudity? No. Glad you're here!
Just kidding, wives of a manlet landscapers who make $12 a day hunt white dick even though you little turd colored drama mammas don't have much of a chance - ask any of them. Lazy, brown nipple havin' imps.
You're lucky to have gotten pregnant before you turned thirteen, your 25 y/o mother and 32 y/o gramma would feel rage and disgrace! I know you didn't, my newest little pancha...
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You used your sister's avatar, Brentv. How clever. But I'm fucking wasted on this fine Sunday night after I won my one big push, so I'mma let your quickly swelling, nipple color not changing, baby butt fuzz around 'em - not manly pubes, blue veins crying for more space. You know, like these:
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I'll go ahead and pretend that I'll be addressing flea, yet another teenie spic bitch who came dick huntin' where it indisputably is. You wear that dick-war-paint on your face, flea? Like this:
That vile pile of unknown shit is unshakable. Bitch wears a stupid hat to cover her roots and a chola mask so that white men don't know for sure to aim beneath the bitch's fugly-'stache and her thick soul patch, or just give her a couple dollars and shoo them away with our hand. Keep that 3$ bullshit on your face.
Flea! You banned this poster for posting the poster of one of my favorite movies. Nudity? No. Glad you're here!
Just kidding, wives of a manlet landscapers who make $12 a day hunt white dick even though you little turd colored drama mammas don't have much of a chance - ask any of them. Lazy, brown nipple havin' imps.
You're lucky to have gotten pregnant before you turned thirteen, your 25 y/o mother and 32 y/o gramma would feel rage and disgrace! I know you didn't, my newest little pancha...
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You used your sister's avatar, Brentv. How clever. But I'm fucking wasted on this fine Sunday night after I won my one big push, so I'mma let your quickly swelling, nipple color not changing, baby butt fuzz around 'em - not manly pubes, blue veins crying for more space. You know, like these:
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I'll go ahead and pretend that I'll be addressing flea, yet another teenie spic bitch who came dick huntin' where it indisputably is. You wear that dick-war-paint on your face, flea? Like this:
That vile pile of unknown shit is unshakable. Bitch wears a stupid hat to cover her roots and a chola mask so that white men don't know for sure to aim beneath the bitch's fugly-'stache and her thick soul patch, or just give her a couple dollars and shoo them away with our hand. Keep that 3$ bullshit on your face.
Flea! You banned this poster for posting the poster of one of my favorite movies. Nudity? No. Glad you're here!
Just kidding, wives of a manlet landscapers who make $12 a day hunt white dick even though you little turd colored drama mammas don't have much of a chance - ask any of them. Lazy, brown nipple havin' imps.
You're lucky to have gotten pregnant before you turned thirteen, your 25 y/o mother and 32 y/o gramma would feel rage and disgrace! I know you didn't, my newest little pancha...
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Really ? It’s like that now ?
Two others admin that forum, you filthy redneck fuck. The minute they saw your name, it was over. I tried to keep you there but you didn’t help posting what you did. I happen to love rape fantasy sex but my fellow admins don’t.
So is this you not loving me no mo ? My titties is fatter, btw
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AAAAIIIIIIDDDDDSSSSSEEEEEEEE
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Did you just call your favorite Texan a filthy redneck fuck."? Well let's just take a peek at the newest pic I posted of myself here:
There are a couple of fags and hags out there who save every one I've posted of myself since 2004, including one of my spic life-saving dick. It's like, you're really dehydrated after all the dirt-work you do, which can mean anything in our moral-less, ethics ignored country. I know I do *shrug*.
Dry mouth can mean a lot of things, but then you can use your hormones and memories of me - and smartly think back to that picture of my exciting dick. Your mouth suddenly becomes quite wet, salivating non-stop like our Mrs. Nipple always does. You start daydreaming about the ways my engorged veins break, the manly circular scar of circumcision, the pretty pink back of my mighty helmet. Then the hole - which you would do your best to relax it with long, slow, stretched-flat tongue laps before squinching it up and pray you could get it in so deep that you could actually lick my naked balls, which would be sitting comfortably in your very soft, well taken care of hand.
Well then, you know what time it is. Ready yourself for some "terribly comfortable" "ungreased backdoor Hammertime". ~ The Princess Bride, then a snip from the funniest shit I've ever read. Oh, MC Hammer was Cash for Gold's mascot when it was written:
Hut-hut, stop stalling by staring at my bulging balls that make my jeans look like I stuffed an orange down there. Nope! Only flavors you'll cherish is my vanilla/caramel-pecan ball sweat. Now hut-hut goddamn you, my loads have been thick, solid white cannonball splashes on plenty of eager tongues, like Mrs. Nipple for example.
Fatter tits? You're in (unlike Kat), let's do this!!!
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@SirSuperSouthern , I don’t see a bulge. What’s up with that ?
Btw...my titties still leak milk. Wanna taste ?
Btw...my titties still leak milk. Wanna taste ?
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You goofs may not know this, but there was this guy on /b/ who at every Christmas Eve, posted pictures of his... progress. He would fill Mountain Dew plastics with chunky genuine spunk utill it was time to dump them into the large Sprite bottles (the name was torn off so everyone could see what level it was at).
Every year! That was his present to the world, and everybody excitedly expected it. He's stopped/dead. The last one I had the privilege to see had 4 2-liters topped, and three or four smaller bottles whose contents would soon join their...*ahem* brothers.
Anyway, you're trolling. You know I'd stoop to asking you to post a pic of your deliciously fat tits. Texans love fat from BBQ to all other... places...
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Every year! That was his present to the world, and everybody excitedly expected it. He's stopped/dead. The last one I had the privilege to see had 4 2-liters topped, and three or four smaller bottles whose contents would soon join their...*ahem* brothers.
Anyway, you're trolling. You know I'd stoop to asking you to post a pic of your deliciously fat tits. Texans love fat from BBQ to all other... places...
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@SirSuperSouthern , I’ve always thought you were seriously fuckable. I still see no bulge tho
flea - my titties is round and firm. Wanna see ?
flea - my titties is round and firm. Wanna see ?
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Look to your American left of my zipper. Which way is the zipper permanently pushed over? I'm wearing boxer shorts because I'm going to a nice place with nice people who are elitist prudes. No low cut clothes, frowns and cut-downs will be muttered if any of them did. I mean, compare their hats to Vile_Pile's. Notice the glaring gap in class, that you don't even have to see to know that Vile chokes 2 packs of generic squares a day, cheap weed through a filthy pipe, or has a dick in her mouth all day every day. Smiles stained from the above make me fucking cringe!
Now you're back to my pic, using your imagination and your veteran know-how of the way dicks hang when they aren't painfully crammed in an intentionally undersized pair of tighty-whities - no pads, unlike you tramps that wear padded bras and another pad downstairs because your slutty slits, now look like screaming faces, are outta business for a few more.
I wanna hear the *whop!* when you struggle to release your two full-grown beasts onto whatever flat station you're OK with. Close the lid on the ONE toilet in your house and start snapin' 'em up, slappin' 'em down; like your pussy those pics need to get passed around. Get to it...
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Now you're back to my pic, using your imagination and your veteran know-how of the way dicks hang when they aren't painfully crammed in an intentionally undersized pair of tighty-whities - no pads, unlike you tramps that wear padded bras and another pad downstairs because your slutty slits, now look like screaming faces, are outta business for a few more.
I wanna hear the *whop!* when you struggle to release your two full-grown beasts onto whatever flat station you're OK with. Close the lid on the ONE toilet in your house and start snapin' 'em up, slappin' 'em down; like your pussy those pics need to get passed around. Get to it...
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Put up or shut up.
I bet your a dude. Probably a midget too.
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aye !
let me have a squeeze there dear, just got some coffee from the kitchen .. do you want tea or coffee? :Excited1::Excited3::ROFL3::Perfecto:
let me have a squeeze there dear, just got some coffee from the kitchen .. do you want tea or coffee? :Excited1::Excited3::ROFL3::Perfecto:
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See, now you fucked up. I was all ready to PM you the proof but
A) I can’t PM you
B ) you’re gonna pass them around.
Discretion, my boy. We’re not fresh off the flame boat.
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Send me a dick pic of your vagine lol
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