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I'm a humbler cobbler who only ever works on his own boots: a roofer's roof always needs roofin', you know?
The last best flamer here? I retired him using a very sick, twisted tactic that posters won't even talk about *shrug*
I'll keep this short and tell you all about my last two successful escapades:
1) Once upon a time, I was the flame champ of Third Rail. Anyway, I was typing up a horrifying thread when all of a sudden the forum insisted I defend my new championship after the week I'd won it. Any damn way, I then insisted in return that the judges be all be female because I'd just beaten one popular hag for the title, so the members there propped up the next lady whose votes were chiseled in stone before the match began.
My first post was all I wanted to drop because I was typing about the time I raped Natalie behind the church where the pane glass depiction of Jesus was right behind and above us. I went on in detail about the right ways to rape; it was very informative. Why else would I give the chick I was flaming five female flamers and open it up with that doozy. Sure, they took my title away from me that I knew would happen regardless of what was posted. Spine-tingling rape posts + five female judges = automatic hilarity in my Good Book.
2) I just got banned from a flame forum for a very simple reason: I wanted to kick over the ant pile and start some angry action there because there is none despite being a flame forum. Makes sense? Of course. Two last posts there were very racist and full of horrible pictures to slap 'em with both hands. They just didn't take to it very well and all the kumbaya posters there threatened to walk away for good unless I was to hear the wooden hammer slam on a rotting park bench.
I've done so many awful things in places posters are supposed to do, never made a single friend, only one or two temporary alliances to get a job done, etc. It's 2019 and the nastiest of the nasty are actually expelled like I've been from a high school before. The flamers there have known of me since 2004 and still never see me coming, or why.
You will all see an open a thread I make in the future thinking all will be well and good. It might even be, like this one where I do another panic-inducing wrong by telling you all that King Martini and his other nics, like Brentv2, is the same fat kid I've shat on more times than I can count. Chalk up once more!
The bees at Flame Truth don't buzz. When an opportunity presents itself, they all fall apart instead of returning fire. Beehives are usually burnt down, so it makes sense to throw soggy old wet stained towels at posters who "go there" - places they couldn't/wouldn't...
SSS
- yo Doomsday, look what's happened since you "left"
The last best flamer here? I retired him using a very sick, twisted tactic that posters won't even talk about *shrug*
I'll keep this short and tell you all about my last two successful escapades:
1) Once upon a time, I was the flame champ of Third Rail. Anyway, I was typing up a horrifying thread when all of a sudden the forum insisted I defend my new championship after the week I'd won it. Any damn way, I then insisted in return that the judges be all be female because I'd just beaten one popular hag for the title, so the members there propped up the next lady whose votes were chiseled in stone before the match began.
My first post was all I wanted to drop because I was typing about the time I raped Natalie behind the church where the pane glass depiction of Jesus was right behind and above us. I went on in detail about the right ways to rape; it was very informative. Why else would I give the chick I was flaming five female flamers and open it up with that doozy. Sure, they took my title away from me that I knew would happen regardless of what was posted. Spine-tingling rape posts + five female judges = automatic hilarity in my Good Book.
2) I just got banned from a flame forum for a very simple reason: I wanted to kick over the ant pile and start some angry action there because there is none despite being a flame forum. Makes sense? Of course. Two last posts there were very racist and full of horrible pictures to slap 'em with both hands. They just didn't take to it very well and all the kumbaya posters there threatened to walk away for good unless I was to hear the wooden hammer slam on a rotting park bench.
I've done so many awful things in places posters are supposed to do, never made a single friend, only one or two temporary alliances to get a job done, etc. It's 2019 and the nastiest of the nasty are actually expelled like I've been from a high school before. The flamers there have known of me since 2004 and still never see me coming, or why.
You will all see an open a thread I make in the future thinking all will be well and good. It might even be, like this one where I do another panic-inducing wrong by telling you all that King Martini and his other nics, like Brentv2, is the same fat kid I've shat on more times than I can count. Chalk up once more!
The bees at Flame Truth don't buzz. When an opportunity presents itself, they all fall apart instead of returning fire. Beehives are usually burnt down, so it makes sense to throw soggy old wet stained towels at posters who "go there" - places they couldn't/wouldn't...
SSS
- yo Doomsday, look what's happened since you "left"
