because I like pretty woman ?
or was it the mention of the biological function of a splurt ?
Because you bitches moaned and complained....
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or was it the mention of the biological function of a splurt ?
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I think the worst is someone from Green Bay. Just Green Bay.
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moar a standards thing ... teeth help a woman look beautiful thus paving the way for a massive splurt
This guy I knew was on the prowl for a cougar and landed him one. Things start getting hot and heavy between 'em and she starts giving him a blowjob. She comes up for air and takes her fucking dentures out of her mouth, sets them on the dash and goes back at it.
He said he didn't know whether to cum or vomit...
ha ha ha ha you're jus' mad you're mad and boring
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This guy I knew was on the prowl for a cougar and landed him one. Things start getting hot and heavy between 'em and she starts giving him a blowjob. She comes up for air and takes her fucking dentures out of her mouth, sets them on the dash and goes back at it.
He said he didn't know whether to cum or vomit...
Oh....wow!
Just.
Oh....wow!
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dash ??? this isn't flynn yer talking about is it by any chance ?This guy I knew was on the prowl for a cougar and landed him one. Things start getting hot and heavy between 'em and she starts giving him a blowjob. She comes up for air and takes her fucking dentures out of her mouth, sets them on the dash and goes back at it.
He said he didn't know whether to cum or vomit...
once I knew a guy who was doing oral with a woman and he found a pizza crust in there, he asked her wtf is she sick er somthing ?... she said no but the guy before you was
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Wisconsin...yep.
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Right? I laughed at him so hard...giggle fit, snorting and almost falling on the floor laughing. That's what they get for being pigs...lmao
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for being moast awesome, or hammsome ??
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I know !!This guy I knew was on the prowl for a cougar and landed him one. Things start getting hot and heavy between 'em and she starts giving him a blowjob. She comes up for air and takes her fucking dentures out of her mouth, sets them on the dash and goes back at it.
He said he didn't know whether to cum or vomit...
it was duhhhV yer talking about right ?
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All of it Xy...you're the total package.
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Yep. Served him right. I bet he does a denture check next time.
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Even an old falling tree sounds better than that chain smoking sounding fruitcake.
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