Murdumbo is a SEX KITTEN tho

[Dove]

You’re so full of shit your eyes, teeth and hair are brown.

He bailed after Edna chased him off within 2 weeks.

You remember Edna, right? The poster you claimed was female and had talked to on the phone several times?

So pathological.

Wrong again, Slagathor. Wizer himself even fucking corrected you. He was there until the last day.

And I never said I spoke to Edna, so good luck with that stupid senseless lie. I suppose I ONLY said this to you. Pathological indeed.

 

[Dove]

Soooo sad… I took this down the street from Rockefeller Center on Halloween 2016. I had my camera out taking photos of these teenagers dressed as Coming to America’s McDougal workers and the Sexual Chocolate band lolz and looked down to find this disinterested in everything happening person…. so I snapped this as a reminder when I got home to get over it.

Mind you…. this is a “fat phobic” man who has chased women offline for being ugly and ***gasp*** fat

Funny I never looked over at him and saw him staring a screen all disinterested in what we were doing.

Must have been the company maybe?

 

[Dove]

You're so much "braver" when you have a dysfunctional girl or hermaphrodite at your side, why is that Fatty Carbuncle?

How the fuck do you read Bigs posts and see all this serious shit like fear and anger?

HOW?

You guys HAVE to be projecting. There is no way a grown ass man constantly posting "Admin sucks cock" is actually pissed off of frightened .....seriously lol.

You guys are reading your own emotional states into others posts. Stop it ya goons!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Your English seems to be the most dysfunctional thing at your side...

...besides cocks.

Lots and lots of cocks to suck.... oodles of dude noodles!

He swims in scat too... no surprise really.

 

[Adam Hitler]

So you guys all already know I had a fucked up home life and my grandma raised me and my mom was like a wild and dysfunctional alcoholic sister so ill go ahead and tell my first drunk story.

I was 14. Yes....14. And me and my friends scored tickets to see ICP. Yep. Insane Clown Posse (before you judge... this IS Michigan and they are appreciated here lol)

So my mother agreed to drive us....it was me and 5 of my friends. And my mom also was down to buy us alcohol.... because she's a fucking moron who shouldn't ever be trusted with anything. So I didn't know what to get. None of us did. So my friend Sarah was like "Let's get Mad Dog 2020. I heard it will get you drunk fast!" And we were "fuck yeah let's get Mad Dog!"

So. We each got a bottle of grape MD. We got large slurpey cups. We sucked down our bottles of MD with straws out of slurpy cups in the car.

Welp....none of us actually made into the concert. I threw up in the pocket of my shirt. I spit at a security guard and got us kicked out of the parking lot. I ended up on my knees on my friends porch in front of her dad crying hysterically and converting to Catholism. This was the only time I've ever blacked out.

I was sick for days. I threw up so much. I couldn't eat the big Mac they tried to feed me because I lacked the nessesary motor skills and I just rubbed into the floor of the car. Omg it was SO bad. My mother should have gone to jail.

I said I was never gonna drink again.....BUT instead I just learned HOW to drink lol.

And of course my mother continued to buy alcohol for me and my friends so long as we let her drink with us. She would get the kegs for hotel parties and bonfire parties and all kinds of shit and she would hang out and drink. How dumb is that?! At the time it was awesome lol.

I've been drinking beer and bourbon with my guy here since I was 17. When we dated the first time inwas 18-19 and he was 21....so he would order shots and dump them in my drinks whenever he took me out to dinner lol.

Reminds me of a similar story (minus the rock music concert, I hate that shit!) when I was 15 and drank 4 cans of 9.0% Super Strength lager... I was ill for days after, throwing up black tar-like liquid. It was horrible.

Amazing just how much alcohol can fuck you up at that age.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Fat women are unusually obsessed with the delusion that because they've got big boobs (full of fat) that somehow they're exempt from being considered disgusting even though nothing could be further from the truth. It's almost like they're proud of it.

This, a 1000 times this.

If a chick is disgustingly fat, who gives a shit if they've got big tits.

 

[Dove]

Reminds me of a similar story (minus the rock music concert, I hate that shit!) when I was 15 and drank 4 cans of 9.0% Super Strength lager... I was ill for days after, throwing up black tar-like liquid. It was horrible.

Amazing just how much alcohol can fuck you up at that age.

ICP isn't rock....it's a Detroit local rap duo who is known here for doing "horror core" rap.

 

[Adam Hitler]

ICP isn't rock....it's a Detroit local rap duo who is known here for doing "horror core" rap.

Is it? I thought it was death metal or something Lol.

 

[Dove]

Is it? I thought it was death metal or something Lol.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Yeah, not my cup of coffee Lol...

 

[Frood]

Reminds me of a similar story (minus the rock music concert, I hate that shit!) when I was 15 and drank 4 cans of 9.0% Super Strength lager... I was ill for days after, throwing up black tar-like liquid. It was horrible.

Amazing just how much alcohol can fuck you up at that age.

When I was 15... actually, 15th birthday, my friend from the south (Maximilian I) threw me a backyard party down the road, because Southerners are just nice people.

I had my own bottle of Southern Comfort 101 and I drank the first half laying on a snowmobile in under an hour, then couldn't lift my torso up after that.


They put me on an old washing machine sitting up against a metal clad shed.... garden hose on blast and gaffer taped near my mouth.... because I was violently puking my guts up... 6 hours later, I had the beginnings of hypothermia but I was able to walk again.

30 odd years later, half a bottle just wets the whistle... that's just warm up level shit.

 

[Omnipotent]

Let me ask you a question.

Did someone put Martini's banana shaped penis to your head and force you to read ALL 57 POSTS?!?!

Well...did "they?"

I only read in their entirety the posts on page 1-2 and skimmed the 2nd 2 pages.

I found it bilious and fucking reserve the right to fucking say so.... If any of you dickie whackers were my kid/s and I caught you writing this crap, I would tan your hides and you wouldn't be sitting down for a week.

 

[Frood]

I only read in their entirety the posts on page 1-2 and skimmed the 2nd 2 pages.

I found it bilious and fucking reserve the right to fucking say so.... If any of you dickie whackers were my kid/s and I caught you writing this crap, I would tan your hides and you wouldn't be sitting down for a week.

Except me, obviously.

 

[Omnipotent]

@Admin. don't tell me to stfu or I will track you down and kick you in the windpipe and drop you like a bag of shit!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

@Dove ! It just occurred to me, now that you've relocated, what happened to all those kots you adopted?

 

[Garraty_47]

I only read in their entirety the posts on page 1-2 and skimmed the 2nd 2 pages.

I found it bilious and fucking reserve the right to fucking say so.... If any of you dickie whackers were my kid/s and I caught you writing this crap, I would tan your hides and you wouldn't be sitting down for a week.

"Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!" -Dennis

 

[Frood]

 

[X]

does anyone know if DuHv actually EVER s's tfu ?
my Gosh what a windbag

 

[Frood]

does anyone know if DuHv actually EVER s's tfu ?
my Gosh what a windbag

Do you ever stfu?

Dove is a delightful person.

You're just a nagging bitch.

 

[X]

Do you ever stfu?

Dove is a delightful person.

You're just a nagging bitch.

yeh that must be it, not that shes a complete droning fucking idiot LOL ... LOve that thread over yonder also asking if she ever s's tfu ... so it is a thing Eggbert

 

[Dove]

@Dove ! It just occurred to me, now that you've relocated, what happened to all those kots you adopted?

I just homed two with one of my soon to be exs aunts friends.

I'm keeping Prudey and Mabel.....my daughter is keeping Riply. My mom can keep Chickey. That's it.

And my M here fucking hates cats but he is willing to let them be here because he knows I love them.....just absolutely no more lol.

Edgar the dog doesn't mind my kitties. We still have Ted Bundsy too and we are getting a new hutch and putting him on the back covered porch for the summer. One of the tree frogs died but we still have Winfred the white tree frogs.

So I'm down to 4....possibly 3 cats.

Because M hates my mother.....he has known my family for a long long time and everyone who loves me can't stand her. The very second that man can't tolerate her anymore I'm throwing her off the ambassador bridge lol.

 

[Dove]

Oh we buried Henry the tree frog in the part of Ms yard where they have buried every deceased family pet lol.

We had a funeral and Winfred attended.

That frog hit the life lottery when my daughter caught him....she gave him the best life a frog could have.

 

[Frood]

I would have breaded his legs and buried them in my stomach.....

 

[X]

I just homed two with one of my soon to be exs aunts friends.

I'm keeping Prudey and Mabel.....my daughter is keeping Riply. My mom can keep Chickey. That's it.

And my M here fucking hates cats but he is willing to let them be here because he knows I love them.....just absolutely no more lol.

Edgar the dog doesn't mind my kitties. We still have Ted Bundsy too and we are getting a new hutch and putting him on the back covered porch for the summer. One of the tree frogs died but we still have Winfred the white tree frogs.

So I'm down to 4....possibly 3 cats.

Because M hates my mother.....he has known my family for a long long time and everyone who loves me can't stand her. The very second that man can't tolerate her anymore I'm throwing her off the ambassador bridge lol.

you would ditch your Mom for another trannie loser ?? wtf kind of broad are you LOL

 

[Dove]

So this is the back porch. The covered part is where we used to always hang out. The overgrown part is a big porch. There used to be furniture and a fire pit.....I'm getting my patio furniture and fire pit out of storage and bringing it here and my daughter and I will be tackling this.

M needed convincing because he was just gonna hire people to do it but my daughter and i LOVE doing yard work and landscaping. So this is our newest project.

It got bad like this because he has been focused on taking care of his mother for the past few years and building his business. And his MS bothers his feet. But i cant wait to restore this area and make it a super cozy place to hang out.

I have a picture of it I took in 1999 but M is in it and I'm not sure if he is fine with me posting any pictures of him on "one of my silly message boards".

 

[Dove]

I would have breaded his legs and buried them in my stomach.....

Way too small to eat lol

 

[Frood]

Way too small to eat lol

So are smelt.... but a few hundred of them breaded and fried are delightful.

 

[Seamajor]

Ignored content

In less than 3 minutes

This retard really wants to suck my cock

Lmao. What a spaz

In reality fatso. No one does or will ever

 

[Adam Hitler]

I just homed two with one of my soon to be exs aunts friends.

I'm keeping Prudey and Mabel.....my daughter is keeping Riply. My mom can keep Chickey. That's it.

And my M here fucking hates cats but he is willing to let them be here because he knows I love them.....just absolutely no more lol.

Edgar the dog doesn't mind my kitties. We still have Ted Bundsy too and we are getting a new hutch and putting him on the back covered porch for the summer. One of the tree frogs died but we still have Winfred the white tree frogs.

So I'm down to 4....possibly 3 cats.

Because M hates my mother.....he has known my family for a long long time and everyone who loves me can't stand her. The very second that man can't tolerate her anymore I'm throwing her off the ambassador bridge lol.

Aww pity your new guy hates cats.

Lulz about your ma... you should try setting her up with Semen.

 

[Seamajor]

I would have breaded his legs and buried them in my stomach.....

100% believable DD. Food for you is were ya find it.