My pussy is a stinker...

[Frood]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

 

[Murdock]

That’s gross.

I have a chinchilla. They poop pellets like a rabbit and look like a mouse/bunny/squirrel hybrid.... but they jump 6’ and are fast af, the spazzzticated little weirdos.

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

You need to loosen up a different patch of dirt outside so she can bury her shit easily. I do it with my cats periodically. :LOL1:

 

[Frood]

I've tried using the garden hose on her outside and spray bottles inside. Nothing works anymore.

My pussy is an internal bum spud merchant...

 

[Frood]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

You need to loosen up a different patch of dirt outside so she can bury her shit easily. I do it with my cats periodically. :LOL1:

I leave the years leaf litter underneath the border bushes for her... which was her go to before senility really took hold.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

"My pussy is a stinker"

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[Murdock]

That reminds me... my friend at work bought an electronic litter box and she loves it. It literally rakes the turd and disposes of it into a side pouch. It’s like a diaper genie for cats.

I think she got it on Amazon... will they deliver to you?

 

[Frood]

"My pussy is a stinker"

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Her pussy looks like a sun baked river rafting innertube dipped in fish head stew...

 

[Frood]

That reminds me... my friend at work bough and electronic litter box and she loves it. It literally rakes the turd and disposes of it into a side pouch. It’s like a diaper genie for cats.

I think she got it on Amazon... will they deliver to you?

My pussy is a turd factory. It would still require manual gouging out...

 

[Dove]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

Omg STILL?

Yanno what....my mothers oldest cat is a scrawny 14 year old angy, ornery old lady.

She has the most disgusting liquid shits too.

When I feed these cats? Baby(the old one) shakes, drools and screams. Its terrifying. I need to video this because it's like something out of South Park. I have meow downs with her lol.

Shes also suicidal. Always diving under feet.

 

[Murdock]

That reminds me... my friend at work bough and electronic litter box and she loves it. It literally rakes the turd and disposes of it into a side pouch. It’s like a diaper genie for cats.

I think she got it on Amazon... will they deliver to you?

My pussy is a turd factory. It would still require manual gouging out...

ewww

Is she old? Or could it be her diet?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

Omg STILL?

Yanno what....my mothers oldest cat is a scrawny 14 year old angy, ornery old lady.

She has the most disgusting liquid shits too.

When I feed these cats? Baby(the old one) shakes, drools and screams. Its terrifying. I need to video this because it's like something out of South Park. I have meow downs with her lol.

Shes also suicidal. Always diving under feet.

A liberal cat.

Take her outside and shoot her immediately

 

[Frood]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

Omg STILL?

Yanno what....my mothers oldest cat is a scrawny 14 year old angy, ornery old lady.

She has the most disgusting liquid shits too.

When I feed these cats? Baby(the old one) shakes, drools and screams. Its terrifying. I need to video this because it's like something out of South Park. I have meow downs with her lol.

Shes also suicidal. Always diving under feet.

Kitties are like kiddies.... all sweet and loving until they turn 11-12, and then you want to put them down...

 

[Frood]

That reminds me... my friend at work bough and electronic litter box and she loves it. It literally rakes the turd and disposes of it into a side pouch. It’s like a diaper genie for cats.

I think she got it on Amazon... will they deliver to you?

My pussy is a turd factory. It would still require manual gouging out...

ewww

Is she old? Or could it be her diet?

Both... she's maybe 15 years old and she still eats birds and rodent's.

 

[Breakfall]

That reminds me... my friend at work bough and electronic litter box and she loves it. It literally rakes the turd and disposes of it into a side pouch. It’s like a diaper genie for cats.

I think she got it on Amazon... will they deliver to you?

I heard good reports about that contraption. Friends of ours live in a small apartment with two cats, and it seems to do the trick nicely with not too much stank. :rightON:

 

[Dove]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

Omg STILL?

Yanno what....my mothers oldest cat is a scrawny 14 year old angy, ornery old lady.

She has the most disgusting liquid shits too.

When I feed these cats? Baby(the old one) shakes, drools and screams. Its terrifying. I need to video this because it's like something out of South Park. I have meow downs with her lol.

Shes also suicidal. Always diving under feet.

Kitties are like kiddies.... all sweet and loving until they turn 11-12, and then you want to put them down...

This old bitch got so so worked when I was getting ready to feed them that she legit flung a glass food bowl off the counter almost straight across the kitchen.

While screaming lol.

It's the most horrifying....bizzare...and hilarious shit when I'm trying to feed them.

Then she goes and spray paints the wall by the litter box with asshole lava :(

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

Omg STILL?

Yanno what....my mothers oldest cat is a scrawny 14 year old angy, ornery old lady.

She has the most disgusting liquid shits too.

When I feed these cats? Baby(the old one) shakes, drools and screams. Its terrifying. I need to video this because it's like something out of South Park. I have meow downs with her lol.

Shes also suicidal. Always diving under feet.

Kitties are like kiddies.... all sweet and loving until they turn 11-12, and then you want to put them down...

This old bitch got so so worked when I was getting ready to feed them that she legit flung a glass food bowl off the counter almost straight across the kitchen.

While screaming lol.

It's the most horrifying....bizzare...and hilarious shit when I'm trying to feed them.

Then she goes and spray paints the wall by the litter box with asshole lava :(

yep... she has the liberal disease

put her down

 

[Dove]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

Omg STILL?

Yanno what....my mothers oldest cat is a scrawny 14 year old angy, ornery old lady.

She has the most disgusting liquid shits too.

When I feed these cats? Baby(the old one) shakes, drools and screams. Its terrifying. I need to video this because it's like something out of South Park. I have meow downs with her lol.

Shes also suicidal. Always diving under feet.

Kitties are like kiddies.... all sweet and loving until they turn 11-12, and then you want to put them down...

This old bitch got so so worked when I was getting ready to feed them that she legit flung a glass food bowl off the counter almost straight across the kitchen.

While screaming lol.

It's the most horrifying....bizzare...and hilarious shit when I'm trying to feed them.

Then she goes and spray paints the wall by the litter box with asshole lava :(

yep... she has the liberal disease

put her down

She doesnt meow right. It's either some gurgle where she sounds underwater or she screams "gaaaannngg"

I gotta video this lol.

 

[Frood]

Savour my smelly pussy...

 

[Murdock]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

Omg STILL?

Yanno what....my mothers oldest cat is a scrawny 14 year old angy, ornery old lady.

She has the most disgusting liquid shits too.

When I feed these cats? Baby(the old one) shakes, drools and screams. Its terrifying. I need to video this because it's like something out of South Park. I have meow downs with her lol.

Shes also suicidal. Always diving under feet.

Kitties are like kiddies.... all sweet and loving until they turn 11-12, and then you want to put them down...

This old bitch got so so worked when I was getting ready to feed them that she legit flung a glass food bowl off the counter almost straight across the kitchen.

While screaming lol.

It's the most horrifying....bizzare...and hilarious shit when I'm trying to feed them.

Then she goes and spray paints the wall by the litter box with asshole lava :(

roflmao @ asshole lava *snortz*

this reminds me of when my oldest got diarrhea for the first time and she was crying on the toilet “mommy, my poop is melting”~ poor baby

 

[Dove]

Here is moms.

Imagine this, drooling(noticably), shaking all over and screaming "gaaannhhgg" at you while you try to feed her lol.

Shes a sweetheart though lol.

 

[Murdock]

Savour my smelly pussy...

She is pretty and reminds me of my cat, Midnight.

 

[Dove]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

Omg STILL?

Yanno what....my mothers oldest cat is a scrawny 14 year old angy, ornery old lady.

She has the most disgusting liquid shits too.

When I feed these cats? Baby(the old one) shakes, drools and screams. Its terrifying. I need to video this because it's like something out of South Park. I have meow downs with her lol.

Shes also suicidal. Always diving under feet.

Kitties are like kiddies.... all sweet and loving until they turn 11-12, and then you want to put them down...

This old bitch got so so worked when I was getting ready to feed them that she legit flung a glass food bowl off the counter almost straight across the kitchen.

While screaming lol.

It's the most horrifying....bizzare...and hilarious shit when I'm trying to feed them.

Then she goes and spray paints the wall by the litter box with asshole lava :(

roflmao @ asshole lava *snortz*

this reminds me of when my oldest got diarrhea for the first time and she was crying on the toilet “mommy, my poop is melting”~ poor baby

I'm not kidding when I say this cats shit smells like shes decomposing inside.

 

[Frood]

We have to have the old pussies in our families surgically removed, Dove...

 

[Dove]

Savour my smelly pussy...

That's a nice black pussy.

Bigs favorite ♡

 

[Murdock]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

Omg STILL?

Yanno what....my mothers oldest cat is a scrawny 14 year old angy, ornery old lady.

She has the most disgusting liquid shits too.

When I feed these cats? Baby(the old one) shakes, drools and screams. Its terrifying. I need to video this because it's like something out of South Park. I have meow downs with her lol.

Shes also suicidal. Always diving under feet.

Kitties are like kiddies.... all sweet and loving until they turn 11-12, and then you want to put them down...

This old bitch got so so worked when I was getting ready to feed them that she legit flung a glass food bowl off the counter almost straight across the kitchen.

While screaming lol.

It's the most horrifying....bizzare...and hilarious shit when I'm trying to feed them.

Then she goes and spray paints the wall by the litter box with asshole lava :(

roflmao @ asshole lava *snortz*

this reminds me of when my oldest got diarrhea for the first time and she was crying on the toilet “mommy, my poop is melting”~ poor baby

I'm not kidding when I say this cats shit smells like shes decomposing inside.

I haven’t owned a cat since before I had scarlet fever. I’m deathly allergic now, but I do recall it being pungent to the nostrils like way more than dog shit... and dog shit is pretty horrific.

 

[Frood]

Savour my smelly pussy...

She is pretty and reminds me of my cat, Midnight.

She is very sweet, actually. Loves me to death even if I avoid her generally and dislike cats as a rule.

She can't clean herself very well and smells nasty on the outside too. I've tried to wash my pussy but it still smells rotten....so I don't engage in any heavy petting unless I wash immediately after...

 

[Dove]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

Omg STILL?

Yanno what....my mothers oldest cat is a scrawny 14 year old angy, ornery old lady.

She has the most disgusting liquid shits too.

When I feed these cats? Baby(the old one) shakes, drools and screams. Its terrifying. I need to video this because it's like something out of South Park. I have meow downs with her lol.

Shes also suicidal. Always diving under feet.

Kitties are like kiddies.... all sweet and loving until they turn 11-12, and then you want to put them down...

This old bitch got so so worked when I was getting ready to feed them that she legit flung a glass food bowl off the counter almost straight across the kitchen.

While screaming lol.

It's the most horrifying....bizzare...and hilarious shit when I'm trying to feed them.

Then she goes and spray paints the wall by the litter box with asshole lava :(

roflmao @ asshole lava *snortz*

this reminds me of when my oldest got diarrhea for the first time and she was crying on the toilet “mommy, my poop is melting”~ poor baby

I'm not kidding when I say this cats shit smells like shes decomposing inside.

I haven’t owned a cat since before I had scarlet fever. I’m deathly allergic now, but I do recall it being pungent to the nostrils like way more than dog shit... and dog shit is pretty horrific.

I'm completely psycho about the boxes. I scoop them sometimes twice a day and I have tons of cat box deodorant(nontoxic natural shit)

It works because you cant even tell cats live here. And we have way too many cats in here.

 

[Murdock]

Savour my smelly pussy...

She is pretty and reminds me of my cat, Midnight.

She is very sweet, actually. Loves me to death even if I avoid her generally and dislike cats as a rule.

She can't clean herself very well and smells nasty on the outside too. I've tried to wash my pussy but it still smells rotten....so I don't engage in any heavy petting unless I wash immediately after...

Can the vet groom her for you or would that not even make it better at this point? I have the nose of a bloodhound and that would drive me nuts.

 

[Murdock]

Fucking geriatric dementia ridden fuckwit of a feline refuses to turd outside and meows for hours to get in the house so she can take a big nasty in the litterbox. Then she whines for hours to get outside because of the stench.

I won't let her out. Sniff your stank, kitty....

MY PUSSY STINKS.

Omg STILL?

Yanno what....my mothers oldest cat is a scrawny 14 year old angy, ornery old lady.

She has the most disgusting liquid shits too.

When I feed these cats? Baby(the old one) shakes, drools and screams. Its terrifying. I need to video this because it's like something out of South Park. I have meow downs with her lol.

Shes also suicidal. Always diving under feet.

Kitties are like kiddies.... all sweet and loving until they turn 11-12, and then you want to put them down...

This old bitch got so so worked when I was getting ready to feed them that she legit flung a glass food bowl off the counter almost straight across the kitchen.

While screaming lol.

It's the most horrifying....bizzare...and hilarious shit when I'm trying to feed them.

Then she goes and spray paints the wall by the litter box with asshole lava :(

roflmao @ asshole lava *snortz*

this reminds me of when my oldest got diarrhea for the first time and she was crying on the toilet “mommy, my poop is melting”~ poor baby

I'm not kidding when I say this cats shit smells like shes decomposing inside.

I haven’t owned a cat since before I had scarlet fever. I’m deathly allergic now, but I do recall it being pungent to the nostrils like way more than dog shit... and dog shit is pretty horrific.

I'm completely psycho about the boxes. I scoop them sometimes twice a day and I have tons of cat box deodorant(nontoxic natural shit)

It works because you cant even tell cats live here. And we have way too many cats in here.

your OCD level is always twinning with mine:Lovin1: