NBA Conference Championship Series

[The New Holliday]

What's with Irving? He be suckin tonight.
Did the Deep State get to him?

 

[Admin.]

What's with Irving? He be suckin tonight.
Did the Deep State get to him?

Maybe somebody slipped a vax in his Gatoraide?

 

[Admin.]

Puppies seem intent on prolonging their agonizing death throes


Maybe the Deep State, NBA Detachment doesn't want this series to end just yet, to avoid 'dead air'

 

[The New Holliday]

Puppies seem intent on prolonging their agonizing death throes


Maybe the Deep Space NBA Detachment doesn't want this series to end just yet, to avoid 'dead air'

8 days would be a long gap.

I didn't think it would end tonight. I forgot to mention that.
New summer hikers arrive tomorrow. Yippee

 

[Breakfall]

I'm thinking there should just be some yellow cones out there in the Celtics forecourt, then the Pacer could just leave one man back on defense to take the ball out after every Celtic score. Keep the others under the basket at the other end.

Fucking hell dude…yellow snow cones just isn’t the solution!

 

[Breakfall]

Kick off in 15 minutes, Go Team! Yay Sports!

Yay for testicles!!!

 

[Reptile Reaper]

I believe if Porzingis is able to go the C's will beat the Mavs in 5. If not, C's in 6.

 

[The New Holliday]

No spwawtz tonight spwawtz fans. (sadface smiley)

 

[The New Holliday]

Yay for testicles!!!

 

[The New Holliday]

I believe if Porzingis is able to go the C's will beat the Mavs in 5. If not, C's in 6.

They're fine w/o him. It's not like he's Robert Parrish, ya know.

 

[Admin.]

They're fine w/o him. It's not like he's Robert Parrish, ya know.

Or Bill Walton for that matter.

 

[Reptile Reaper]

Yeah they're still going to raise another banner but they were a +1.3 without him during the season and +12 with him. He makes them better defensively.

 

[The New Holliday]

Yeah they're still going to raise another banner but they were a +1.3 without him during the season and +12 with him. He makes them better defensively.

Are you saying in games he played vs not, or on the court vs not in games he played?

 

[Admin.]

Lucky 13 minutes till tip off.

At press time none of the players dressing for tonights game are convicted felons.

 

[The New Holliday]

It's a good ol butt stomping. Mavs by 20
Let's see if they make it interesting for ratings.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Not even bothering to watch the rest of the game. The Wolves should be ashamed of themselves.

 

[The New Holliday]

Not even bothering to watch the rest of the game. The Wolves should be ashamed of themselves.

If you were a real fan you'd watch.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

If you were a real fan you'd watch.

Dude, do real fans really watch an abortion masquerading as sports? C'mon, its a disaster.

 

[The New Holliday]

Dude, do real fans really watch an abortion masquerading as sports? C'mon, its a disaster.

Think about all of the 18 pt leads we've see evaporate.

 

[Admin.]

It's only a 29 point spread, easy peasy.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Think about all of the 18 pt leads we've see evaporate.

Irving and Doncic are putting on a clinic.

 

[The New Holliday]

It's only a 29 point spread, easy peasy.

Can you imaging. Tomorrow everybody is like:
Oh Larry you missed the most historic comeback - it was amazing.

 

[The New Holliday]

Wolves have cut it to 34, Larry.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Wolves have cut it to 34, Larry.

I'll alert the media.

 

[Admin.]

Of course Jeopardy is on.

 

[Admin.]

The mother of all comebacks is afoot, the Puppies lead by 2 in the qtr.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

They score a couple of touchdowns and make the other team sweat.

 

[The New Holliday]

Starting to think this one is getting away from Wolves.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Starting to think this one is getting away from Wolves.

Gee, what gave them away? The 28 point Mavs lead? The incompetent coaching? The Trump verdict got them depressed?

 

[Admin.]

Gee, what gave them away? The 28 point Mavs lead? The incompetent coaching? The Trump verdict got them depressed?

I think you hit the nail on the head, I could see an existential sadness on the Yipping Puppies faces before tip off, I bet it was the 34 Count Guilty Verdict that harshed their chill.