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I am gonna have to instill a few rules.

As you all can see, iam this communities biggest influencer. And having that responsibility, guiding you wayward adults around, if I don't take it seriously while I'm on this forum, then this forum will die a cold, boring death.

Now, now. It's ok. I'm used to being the main focus of message boards. It's what I do and what others strive to become.

Moving forward, we have "The Martini Programme of Excellence". A unit of the best of the best from this board and something you dunderheads should strive to become.

Currently, those within the inner circle are;

Flynn
Caskur
SeaMajor
Fox
And LasagnaBreath

Friends, it's time for a new beginning. We have to cut the cord of the incessant, stupid bullshit that has plagued this hovel for far too long and bring fun back into this community.

For those of you who left on account of reading the drivel of the rabble, all I ask is to come back and give it one more go. You just might find the content and entertainment you are looking for.

I am nothing if not the humble god you have all been missing within your destitute, vapid lives.


KM
 

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HA HA HA HA
I read that in Sylvester the Cats voice you fucking imbred twit :LMAO: :LMAO:
Well the first few words until I realized it was just another pos post from a tiny dicked mutherfucker LOLOLOL
 
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Haven't you heard?

I've taken this place over.

But now that your here, the Martini Programme of Excellence is looking for new members.

I have a few questions;

Do you shave your vagina?

Or are you a bush woman?

I have one question: WTF?
If it's that confusing I'm checking off "Bush Woman"

Have you ever gone to the grocery store and rubbed one out in the cucumber section?

Have you ever acted like a human being?
 
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Haven't you heard?

I've taken this place over.

But now that your here, the Martini Programme of Excellence is looking for new members.

I have a few questions;

Do you shave your vagina?

Or are you a bush woman?

Locustbug shaves with a rusty sardine tin lid after moving to Poor-tugal...
Ew Loctus lives in portugal?

Loctus, when you call for an Uber do you just tell out the window and two hours later a donkey appears in front of your house?
 
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Haven't you heard?

I've taken this place over.

But now that your here, the Martini Programme of Excellence is looking for new members.

I have a few questions;

Do you shave your vagina?

Or are you a bush woman?

I have one question: WTF?
If it's that confusing I'm checking off "Bush Woman"

Have you ever gone to the grocery store and rubbed one out in the cucumber section?

Have you ever acted like a human being?
I'm already in the Martini Programme of Excellence, so I don't need to answer questions.

But since I like you, I will.

(Thinks about question)

Yes?
 

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Haven't you heard?

I've taken this place over.

But now that your here, the Martini Programme of Excellence is looking for new members.

I have a few questions;

Do you shave your vagina?

Or are you a bush woman?

Locustbug shaves with a rusty sardine tin lid after moving to Poor-tugal...
Ew Loctus lives in portugal?

Loctus, when you call for an Uber do you just tell out the window and two hours later a donkey appears in front of your house?

She was a Cali leftist who sold up and moved to Portugal to take advantage of the cost of living difference... like a true Leftist.
 

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Haven't you heard?

I've taken this place over.

But now that your here, the Martini Programme of Excellence is looking for new members.

I have a few questions;

Do you shave your vagina?

Or are you a bush woman?

Locustbug shaves with a rusty sardine tin lid after moving to Poor-tugal...
Ew Loctus lives in portugal?

Loctus, when you call for an Uber do you just tell out the window and two hours later a donkey appears in front of your house?

She was a Cali leftist who sold up and moved to Portugal to take advantage of the cost of living difference... like a true Leftist.

Listen to Mericas biggest tax dodger.
 

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Haven't you heard?

I've taken this place over.

But now that your here, the Martini Programme of Excellence is looking for new members.

I have a few questions;

Do you shave your vagina?

Or are you a bush woman?

Locustbug shaves with a rusty sardine tin lid after moving to Poor-tugal...
Ew Loctus lives in portugal?

Loctus, when you call for an Uber do you just tell out the window and two hours later a donkey appears in front of your house?

She was a Cali leftist who sold up and moved to Portugal to take advantage of the cost of living difference... like a true Leftist.

Listen to Mericas biggest tax dodger.

You're projecting again, Pancho Vanilla...
 
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Haven't you heard?

I've taken this place over.

But now that your here, the Martini Programme of Excellence is looking for new members.

I have a few questions;

Do you shave your vagina?

Or are you a bush woman?

Locustbug shaves with a rusty sardine tin lid after moving to Poor-tugal...
Ew Loctus lives in portugal?

Loctus, when you call for an Uber do you just tell out the window and two hours later a donkey appears in front of your house?

She was a Cali leftist who sold up and moved to Portugal to take advantage of the cost of living difference... like a true Leftist.
So she would rather drink from a pump in her backyard because of taxes?

She could have just switched to Geico
 

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Haven't you heard?

I've taken this place over.

But now that your here, the Martini Programme of Excellence is looking for new members.

I have a few questions;

Do you shave your vagina?

Or are you a bush woman?

Locustbug shaves with a rusty sardine tin lid after moving to Poor-tugal...
Ew Loctus lives in portugal?

Loctus, when you call for an Uber do you just tell out the window and two hours later a donkey appears in front of your house?

She was a Cali leftist who sold up and moved to Portugal to take advantage of the cost of living difference... like a true Leftist.
So she would rather drink from a pump in her backyard because of taxes?

She could have just switched to Geico

She is like Seaboobs... leftist scammers from the US who moved abroad to live a better life than the locals they now live amongst...
 

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I am gonna have to instill a few rules.

As you all can see, iam this communities biggest influencer. And having that responsibility, guiding you wayward adults around, if I don't take it seriously while I'm on this forum, then this forum will die a cold, boring death.

Now, now. It's ok. I'm used to being the main focus of message boards. It's what I do and what others strive to become.

Moving forward, we have "The Martini Programme of Excellence". A unit of the best of the best from this board and something you dunderheads should strive to become.

Currently, those within the inner circle are;

Flynn
Caskur
SeaMajor
Fox
And LasagnaBreath

Friends, it's time for a new beginning. We have to cut the cord of the incessant, stupid bullshit that has plagued this hovel for far too long and bring fun back into this community.

For those of you who left on account of reading the drivel of the rabble, all I ask is to come back and give it one more go. You just might find the content and entertainment you are looking for.

I am nothing if not the humble god you have all been missing within your destitute, vapid lives.


KM


Who are you again?

BF..is this one of your content alts? Imma smack you I find you.
 
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Haven't you heard?

I've taken this place over.

But now that your here, the Martini Programme of Excellence is looking for new members.

I have a few questions;

Do you shave your vagina?

Or are you a bush woman?

Locustbug shaves with a rusty sardine tin lid after moving to Poor-tugal...
Ew Loctus lives in portugal?

Loctus, when you call for an Uber do you just tell out the window and two hours later a donkey appears in front of your house?

She was a Cali leftist who sold up and moved to Portugal to take advantage of the cost of living difference... like a true Leftist.
So she would rather drink from a pump in her backyard because of taxes?

She could have just switched to Geico

She is like Seaboobs... leftist scammers from the US who moved abroad to live a better life than the locals they now live amongst...
SM is a surfer. You gotta live where the waves are and South America ain't no joke on the surfing circuit.
 
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I am gonna have to instill a few rules.

As you all can see, iam this communities biggest influencer. And having that responsibility, guiding you wayward adults around, if I don't take it seriously while I'm on this forum, then this forum will die a cold, boring death.

Now, now. It's ok. I'm used to being the main focus of message boards. It's what I do and what others strive to become.

Moving forward, we have "The Martini Programme of Excellence". A unit of the best of the best from this board and something you dunderheads should strive to become.

Currently, those within the inner circle are;

Flynn
Caskur
SeaMajor
Fox
And LasagnaBreath

Friends, it's time for a new beginning. We have to cut the cord of the incessant, stupid bullshit that has plagued this hovel for far too long and bring fun back into this community.

For those of you who left on account of reading the drivel of the rabble, all I ask is to come back and give it one more go. You just might find the content and entertainment you are looking for.

I am nothing if not the humble god you have all been missing within your destitute, vapid lives.


KM


Who are you again?

BF..is this one of your content alts? Imma smack you I find you.
I'm the GOAT.

Care for a mint?
 

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Haven't you heard?

I've taken this place over.

But now that your here, the Martini Programme of Excellence is looking for new members.

I have a few questions;

Do you shave your vagina?

Or are you a bush woman?

Locustbug shaves with a rusty sardine tin lid after moving to Poor-tugal...
Ew Loctus lives in portugal?

Loctus, when you call for an Uber do you just tell out the window and two hours later a donkey appears in front of your house?

She was a Cali leftist who sold up and moved to Portugal to take advantage of the cost of living difference... like a true Leftist.
So she would rather drink from a pump in her backyard because of taxes?

She could have just switched to Geico

She is like Seaboobs... leftist scammers from the US who moved abroad to live a better life than the locals they now live amongst...
SM is a surfer. You gotta live where the waves are and South America ain't no joke on the surfing circuit.

He moved there to live cheaply and draw SS... he's in his 80's now...

He can only bodyboard in the sewer drains.
 

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I am gonna have to instill a few rules.

As you all can see, iam this communities biggest influencer. And having that responsibility, guiding you wayward adults around, if I don't take it seriously while I'm on this forum, then this forum will die a cold, boring death.

Now, now. It's ok. I'm used to being the main focus of message boards. It's what I do and what others strive to become.

Moving forward, we have "The Martini Programme of Excellence". A unit of the best of the best from this board and something you dunderheads should strive to become.

Currently, those within the inner circle are;

Flynn
Caskur
SeaMajor
Fox
And LasagnaBreath

Friends, it's time for a new beginning. We have to cut the cord of the incessant, stupid bullshit that has plagued this hovel for far too long and bring fun back into this community.

For those of you who left on account of reading the drivel of the rabble, all I ask is to come back and give it one more go. You just might find the content and entertainment you are looking for.

I am nothing if not the humble god you have all been missing within your destitute, vapid lives.


KM


Who are you again?

BF..is this one of your content alts? Imma smack you I find you.
I'm the GOAT.

Care for a mint?
Mmmm.. Goat...
*begins the Bløt.*
Your skin shall be flensed and made into drum skins, your bones used for tools, and your flesh for food.
We shall thank the gods for your sacrifice.

*Jamaican Jerk Goat sound pretty good too.*
 
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I am gonna have to instill a few rules.

As you all can see, iam this communities biggest influencer. And having that responsibility, guiding you wayward adults around, if I don't take it seriously while I'm on this forum, then this forum will die a cold, boring death.

Now, now. It's ok. I'm used to being the main focus of message boards. It's what I do and what others strive to become.

Moving forward, we have "The Martini Programme of Excellence". A unit of the best of the best from this board and something you dunderheads should strive to become.

Currently, those within the inner circle are;

Flynn
Caskur
SeaMajor
Fox
And LasagnaBreath

Friends, it's time for a new beginning. We have to cut the cord of the incessant, stupid bullshit that has plagued this hovel for far too long and bring fun back into this community.

For those of you who left on account of reading the drivel of the rabble, all I ask is to come back and give it one more go. You just might find the content and entertainment you are looking for.

I am nothing if not the humble god you have all been missing within your destitute, vapid lives.


KM


Who are you again?

BF..is this one of your content alts? Imma smack you I find you.
I'm the GOAT.

Care for a mint?
Mmmm.. Goat...
*begins the Bløt.*
Your skin shall be flensed and made into drum skins, your bones used for tools, and your flesh for food.
We shall thank the gods for your sacrifice.

*Jamaican Jerk Goat sound pretty good too.*
Is this a cooking recipe or something?

Rancid?

PNGrata?
 
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Where did Lotus go?

Lotus, what kind of music do you listen to?

I think your a bluegrass kind of broad.....