Now that I have taken over this forum

[Master]

Yoga Tunes... to the beat of goat hooves on her back.

Lotus does yoga?

Lotus, ever wear yoga pants without panties then played scratch and sniff with the crotch?

#askingforafriend

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Who are you again ? Never even noticed you before, great takeover btw...

I'm the GOAT of this community.

Who are you?

Your the goat, ok, what’s it like having muji dick up your chad ?

 

[Flynn]

I am gonna have to instill a few rules.

As you all can see, iam this communities biggest influencer. And having that responsibility, guiding you wayward adults around, if I don't take it seriously while I'm on this forum, then this forum will die a cold, boring death.

Now, now. It's ok. I'm used to being the main focus of message boards. It's what I do and what others strive to become.

Moving forward, we have "The Martini Programme of Excellence". A unit of the best of the best from this board and something you dunderheads should strive to become.

Currently, those within the inner circle are;

Flynn
Caskur
SeaMajor
Fox
And LasagnaBreath

Friends, it's time for a new beginning. We have to cut the cord of the incessant, stupid bullshit that has plagued this hovel for far too long and bring fun back into this community.

For those of you who left on account of reading the drivel of the rabble, all I ask is to come back and give it one more go. You just might find the content and entertainment you are looking for.

I am nothing if not the humble god you have all been missing within your destitute, vapid lives.


KM

I don't think so.

I really hate to stop you in mid-clod hopping, but lets get one thing straight here. What makes your tiny mind think I want to be lumped in with those gaggle of losers?

"The Martini Programme Of Excellence?"

What does your "programme" include? The best pawn shops to get cash for your children's toys? Perhaps, you'd like to teach the fine art of sounding like a Guido with his nuts caught in a mouse trap? Does your "GOLD" membership include an all expenses paid 3 day, 3 night stay on your moldy nasty mattress?

You must be as deluded as that brainless dwarf fucker, Dovey. You forget you are 1/2 of the overall problem here. If you weren't such a fucking slob then you might not have fucked the biggest skank known to man, and we wouldn't have had WW3.

Let me also ask you this, what kind of super tard group consists of a spinster with a gap in her face the size of the Grand Fucking Canyon? What super nerd group has a senior citizen that likes dressing up as a woman and wearing fruit baskets on his head? And LasgnaBreath? What the fuck were you thinking there? Let me help you, you weren't.

You will be "running" nothing, just like before, just like it's always been. The only thing you will be "running" is that big mouth of yours. You're fucking lucky I don't beat you with your own dead cat for saying something so incredibly moronic.

Here's an outline plan for your stay at ANY forum.

1. Do not fuck any of the animals off ANY forum.

2. Do not give any "woman" money off ANY forum.

3. Do not pawn your shit for a "woman" off ANY forum.

4. Buy some new sheets you cheap fucker.

5. Take a shower more than once a week.

If you can abide by those little words of wisdom, I suspect there won't be another "Romance Wars." I just cannot figure out why you don't fucking realize that you are responsible for at least half of this mess.

 

[Seamajor]

Huh?

Haven't you heard?

I've taken this place over.

But now that your here, the Martini Programme of Excellence is looking for new members.

I have a few questions;

Do you shave your vagina?

Or are you a bush woman?

Locustbug shaves with a rusty sardine tin lid after moving to Poor-tugal...

Ew Loctus lives in portugal?

Loctus, when you call for an Uber do you just tell out the window and two hours later a donkey appears in front of your house?

She was a Cali leftist who sold up and moved to Portugal to take advantage of the cost of living difference... like a true Leftist.

Listen to Mericas biggest tax dodger.

You're projecting again, Pancho Vanilla...

Just laughing at your pathetic wannabe life, at Cigarettebuttville. That nicotine makes you butt look like cottage cheese. Surprised you even posted that nightmare.

 

[Master]

I am gonna have to instill a few rules.

As you all can see, iam this communities biggest influencer. And having that responsibility, guiding you wayward adults around, if I don't take it seriously while I'm on this forum, then this forum will die a cold, boring death.

Now, now. It's ok. I'm used to being the main focus of message boards. It's what I do and what others strive to become.

Moving forward, we have "The Martini Programme of Excellence". A unit of the best of the best from this board and something you dunderheads should strive to become.

Currently, those within the inner circle are;

Flynn
Caskur
SeaMajor
Fox
And LasagnaBreath

Friends, it's time for a new beginning. We have to cut the cord of the incessant, stupid bullshit that has plagued this hovel for far too long and bring fun back into this community.

For those of you who left on account of reading the drivel of the rabble, all I ask is to come back and give it one more go. You just might find the content and entertainment you are looking for.

I am nothing if not the humble god you have all been missing within your destitute, vapid lives.


KM

I don't think so.

I really hate to stop you in mid-clod hopping, but lets get one thing straight here. What makes your tiny mind think I want to be lumped in with those gaggle of losers?

"The Martini Programme Of Excellnce?"

What does your "programme" include? The best pawn shops to get cash for your children's toys? Perhaps, you'd like to teach the fine art of sounding like a Guido with his nuts caught in a mouse trap? Does your "GOLD" membership include an all expenses paid 3 day, 3 night stay on your moldy nasty mattress?

You must be as deluded as that brainless dwarf fucker, Dovey. You forget you are 1/2 of the overall problem here. If you weren't such a fucking slob then you might not have fucked the biggest skank known to man, and we wouldn't have had WW3.

Let me also tell you this, what kind of super tard group consists of a spinster with a gap in her face the size of the Grand Fucking Canyon? What super nerd group has a senior citizen that likes dressing up as a woman and wearing fruit baskets on his head? And LasgnaBreath? What the fuck were you thinking there? Let me help you, you weren't.

You will be "running" nothing, just like before, just like it's always been. The only thing you will be "running" is that big mouth of yours. You're fucking lucky I don't beat you with your own dead cat for saying something so incredibly moronic.

Here's an outline plan for your stay at ANY forum.

1. Do not fuck any of the animals off ANY forum.

2. Do not give any "woman" money off ANY forum.

3. Do not pawn your shit for a "woman" off ANY forum.

4. Buy some new sheets you cheap fucker.

5. Take a shower more than once a week.

If you can abide by those little words of wisdom, I suspect there won't be another "Romance Wars." I just cannot figure out why you don't fucking realize that you are responsible for at least half of this mess.

Lol wat?

Put your tricycle in park for one second, Flynn.

You are the one regurgitating useless shit from a year ago because either;

A. You are butthurt that you were banned at SG

Or

B. You are too fucking stupid to think of anything remotely interesting and original.

I'm choosing option B, as I have seen you for countless years spew nothing but think it's everything.

You need me on these forums only because without me, you won't find your next angle to push.

So the next time I'm swinging naked on a trapeze, tilt your head back, and stick your tounge out as far as you can when I swing over your head. I am more then capable of finding everyone's worth in this world.


Thanx, minion

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Flynn]

I am gonna have to instill a few rules.

As you all can see, iam this communities biggest influencer. And having that responsibility, guiding you wayward adults around, if I don't take it seriously while I'm on this forum, then this forum will die a cold, boring death.

Now, now. It's ok. I'm used to being the main focus of message boards. It's what I do and what others strive to become.

Moving forward, we have "The Martini Programme of Excellence". A unit of the best of the best from this board and something you dunderheads should strive to become.

Currently, those within the inner circle are;

Flynn
Caskur
SeaMajor
Fox
And LasagnaBreath

Friends, it's time for a new beginning. We have to cut the cord of the incessant, stupid bullshit that has plagued this hovel for far too long and bring fun back into this community.

For those of you who left on account of reading the drivel of the rabble, all I ask is to come back and give it one more go. You just might find the content and entertainment you are looking for.

I am nothing if not the humble god you have all been missing within your destitute, vapid lives.


KM

I don't think so.

I really hate to stop you in mid-clod hopping, but lets get one thing straight here. What makes your tiny mind think I want to be lumped in with those gaggle of losers?

"The Martini Programme Of Excellnce?"

What does your "programme" include? The best pawn shops to get cash for your children's toys? Perhaps, you'd like to teach the fine art of sounding like a Guido with his nuts caught in a mouse trap? Does your "GOLD" membership include an all expenses paid 3 day, 3 night stay on your moldy nasty mattress?

You must be as deluded as that brainless dwarf fucker, Dovey. You forget you are 1/2 of the overall problem here. If you weren't such a fucking slob then you might not have fucked the biggest skank known to man, and we wouldn't have had WW3.

Let me also tell you this, what kind of super tard group consists of a spinster with a gap in her face the size of the Grand Fucking Canyon? What super nerd group has a senior citizen that likes dressing up as a woman and wearing fruit baskets on his head? And LasgnaBreath? What the fuck were you thinking there? Let me help you, you weren't.

You will be "running" nothing, just like before, just like it's always been. The only thing you will be "running" is that big mouth of yours. You're fucking lucky I don't beat you with your own dead cat for saying something so incredibly moronic.

Here's an outline plan for your stay at ANY forum.

1. Do not fuck any of the animals off ANY forum.

2. Do not give any "woman" money off ANY forum.

3. Do not pawn your shit for a "woman" off ANY forum.

4. Buy some new sheets you cheap fucker.

5. Take a shower more than once a week.

If you can abide by those little words of wisdom, I suspect there won't be another "Romance Wars." I just cannot figure out why you don't fucking realize that you are responsible for at least half of this mess.

Lol wat?

Put your tricycle in park for one second, Flynn.

You are the one regurgitating useless shit from a year ago because either;

A. You are butthurt that you were banned at SG

Or

B. You are too fucking stupid to think of anything remotely interesting and original.

I'm choosing option B, as I have seen you for countless years spew nothing but think it's everything.

You need me on these forums only because without me, you won't find your next angle to push.

So the next time I'm swinging naked on a trapeze, tilt your head back, and stick your tounge out as far as you can when I swing over your head. I am more then capable of finding everyone's worth in this world.


Thanx, minion

Who's out here with me, "regurgitating useless shit from a year ago?"

YOU ARE.

You forgot option C: Because King Martini is a dumb ass.

"I'm too fucking stupid too think of anything remotely interesting or original," huh? Well maybe you'd like to explain how "stupid and unoriginal" one has to be to use pre-written material?

"I need you" like "I need" a hole in my head. "I need you" like I need 99 more Aryans and Biggies running around in their soild diapers.

I'll say this once again. I let you go tramping about lost in your own vapid day dreams of being the "man." Fine. I can live with that, even though that means more of your crappy and cringy posts.

 

[Master]

I am gonna have to instill a few rules.

As you all can see, iam this communities biggest influencer. And having that responsibility, guiding you wayward adults around, if I don't take it seriously while I'm on this forum, then this forum will die a cold, boring death.

Now, now. It's ok. I'm used to being the main focus of message boards. It's what I do and what others strive to become.

Moving forward, we have "The Martini Programme of Excellence". A unit of the best of the best from this board and something you dunderheads should strive to become.

Currently, those within the inner circle are;

Flynn
Caskur
SeaMajor
Fox
And LasagnaBreath

Friends, it's time for a new beginning. We have to cut the cord of the incessant, stupid bullshit that has plagued this hovel for far too long and bring fun back into this community.

For those of you who left on account of reading the drivel of the rabble, all I ask is to come back and give it one more go. You just might find the content and entertainment you are looking for.

I am nothing if not the humble god you have all been missing within your destitute, vapid lives.


KM

I don't think so.

I really hate to stop you in mid-clod hopping, but lets get one thing straight here. What makes your tiny mind think I want to be lumped in with those gaggle of losers?

"The Martini Programme Of Excellnce?"

What does your "programme" include? The best pawn shops to get cash for your children's toys? Perhaps, you'd like to teach the fine art of sounding like a Guido with his nuts caught in a mouse trap? Does your "GOLD" membership include an all expenses paid 3 day, 3 night stay on your moldy nasty mattress?

You must be as deluded as that brainless dwarf fucker, Dovey. You forget you are 1/2 of the overall problem here. If you weren't such a fucking slob then you might not have fucked the biggest skank known to man, and we wouldn't have had WW3.

Let me also tell you this, what kind of super tard group consists of a spinster with a gap in her face the size of the Grand Fucking Canyon? What super nerd group has a senior citizen that likes dressing up as a woman and wearing fruit baskets on his head? And LasgnaBreath? What the fuck were you thinking there? Let me help you, you weren't.

You will be "running" nothing, just like before, just like it's always been. The only thing you will be "running" is that big mouth of yours. You're fucking lucky I don't beat you with your own dead cat for saying something so incredibly moronic.

Here's an outline plan for your stay at ANY forum.

1. Do not fuck any of the animals off ANY forum.

2. Do not give any "woman" money off ANY forum.

3. Do not pawn your shit for a "woman" off ANY forum.

4. Buy some new sheets you cheap fucker.

5. Take a shower more than once a week.

If you can abide by those little words of wisdom, I suspect there won't be another "Romance Wars." I just cannot figure out why you don't fucking realize that you are responsible for at least half of this mess.

Lol wat?

Put your tricycle in park for one second, Flynn.

You are the one regurgitating useless shit from a year ago because either;

A. You are butthurt that you were banned at SG

Or

B. You are too fucking stupid to think of anything remotely interesting and original.

I'm choosing option B, as I have seen you for countless years spew nothing but think it's everything.

You need me on these forums only because without me, you won't find your next angle to push.

So the next time I'm swinging naked on a trapeze, tilt your head back, and stick your tounge out as far as you can when I swing over your head. I am more then capable of finding everyone's worth in this world.


Thanx, minion

Who's out here with me, "regurgitating useless shit from a year ago?"

YOU ARE.

You forgot option C: Because King Martini is a dumb ass.

"I'm too fucking stupid too think of anything remotely interesting or original," huh? Well maybe you'd like to explain how "stupid and unoriginal" one has to be to use pre-written material?

"I need you" like "I need" a hole in my head. "I need you" like I need 99 more Aryans and Biggies running around in their soild diapers.

I'll say this once again. I let you go tramping about lost in your own vapid day dreams of being the "man." Fine. I can live with that, even though that means more of your crappy and cringy posts.

It's ok, Flynn.

You are now entering a brave new world.

I will create a new Coffee Cup just for you- Martini's Minion.

 

[Flynn]

I am gonna have to instill a few rules.

As you all can see, iam this communities biggest influencer. And having that responsibility, guiding you wayward adults around, if I don't take it seriously while I'm on this forum, then this forum will die a cold, boring death.

Now, now. It's ok. I'm used to being the main focus of message boards. It's what I do and what others strive to become.

Moving forward, we have "The Martini Programme of Excellence". A unit of the best of the best from this board and something you dunderheads should strive to become.

Currently, those within the inner circle are;

Flynn
Caskur
SeaMajor
Fox
And LasagnaBreath

Friends, it's time for a new beginning. We have to cut the cord of the incessant, stupid bullshit that has plagued this hovel for far too long and bring fun back into this community.

For those of you who left on account of reading the drivel of the rabble, all I ask is to come back and give it one more go. You just might find the content and entertainment you are looking for.

I am nothing if not the humble god you have all been missing within your destitute, vapid lives.


KM

I don't think so.

I really hate to stop you in mid-clod hopping, but lets get one thing straight here. What makes your tiny mind think I want to be lumped in with those gaggle of losers?

"The Martini Programme Of Excellnce?"

What does your "programme" include? The best pawn shops to get cash for your children's toys? Perhaps, you'd like to teach the fine art of sounding like a Guido with his nuts caught in a mouse trap? Does your "GOLD" membership include an all expenses paid 3 day, 3 night stay on your moldy nasty mattress?

You must be as deluded as that brainless dwarf fucker, Dovey. You forget you are 1/2 of the overall problem here. If you weren't such a fucking slob then you might not have fucked the biggest skank known to man, and we wouldn't have had WW3.

Let me also tell you this, what kind of super tard group consists of a spinster with a gap in her face the size of the Grand Fucking Canyon? What super nerd group has a senior citizen that likes dressing up as a woman and wearing fruit baskets on his head? And LasgnaBreath? What the fuck were you thinking there? Let me help you, you weren't.

You will be "running" nothing, just like before, just like it's always been. The only thing you will be "running" is that big mouth of yours. You're fucking lucky I don't beat you with your own dead cat for saying something so incredibly moronic.

Here's an outline plan for your stay at ANY forum.

1. Do not fuck any of the animals off ANY forum.

2. Do not give any "woman" money off ANY forum.

3. Do not pawn your shit for a "woman" off ANY forum.

4. Buy some new sheets you cheap fucker.

5. Take a shower more than once a week.

If you can abide by those little words of wisdom, I suspect there won't be another "Romance Wars." I just cannot figure out why you don't fucking realize that you are responsible for at least half of this mess.

Lol wat?

Put your tricycle in park for one second, Flynn.

You are the one regurgitating useless shit from a year ago because either;

A. You are butthurt that you were banned at SG

Or

B. You are too fucking stupid to think of anything remotely interesting and original.

I'm choosing option B, as I have seen you for countless years spew nothing but think it's everything.

You need me on these forums only because without me, you won't find your next angle to push.

So the next time I'm swinging naked on a trapeze, tilt your head back, and stick your tounge out as far as you can when I swing over your head. I am more then capable of finding everyone's worth in this world.


Thanx, minion

Who's out here with me, "regurgitating useless shit from a year ago?"

YOU ARE.

You forgot option C: Because King Martini is a dumb ass.

"I'm too fucking stupid too think of anything remotely interesting or original," huh? Well maybe you'd like to explain how "stupid and unoriginal" one has to be to use pre-written material?

"I need you" like "I need" a hole in my head. "I need you" like I need 99 more Aryans and Biggies running around in their soild diapers.

I'll say this once again. I let you go tramping about lost in your own vapid day dreams of being the "man." Fine. I can live with that, even though that means more of your crappy and cringy posts.

It's ok, Flynn.

You are now entering a brave new world.

I will create a new Coffee Cup just for you- Martini's Minion.

And I'll smash that cheaply made mug over your oblong head, that is if I EVER get one.