Ode to the trannie

[Adam Hitler]

@Sindy666 , @Blurt , @Levon , @Flynn

I saw this and thought of you fellas...


You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he sobers up.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

 

[Breakfall]

@Levon reckons that @Blurt is a pseudo-lesbian, in that he’s really heterosexual but dresses like a chick only when he’s feeling stressed out! Hey?? It’s all very confusing since the liberals created this LGBTPIBe+ bollocks!

 

[Breakfall]

Or maybe @Joe mentioned that piece of ludicrousnessness ...I can’t remember.

 

[Adam Hitler]

They quite literally make it up as they go along by changing the definition of words and creating new types of gender.

 

[DDT]

I think that may have been me that attempted to diagnose Blurt with a Dissociative Disorder, and I'm probably not wrong.

That said, I'm fine with whatever people do in their own private time, in their own home. That's not my business.

Just don't push that with the general public though. If you're 6' 2" tall, look like a man, smell like a man, and rocking a five o'clock shadow, you're a fucking dude...

No cheap wig makes you not a dude.

 

[Breakfall]

They quite literally make it up as they go along by changing the definition of words and creating new types of gender.

Armageddon will sort out this shit. I only just found out the other day that the trannies and gaylords are having a rift-war!? The gaylords have their buttplug’s loose over the trannies garnering too much attention over all their sub-categories of trannyismism!!
FFS :facepalm:

 

[Breakfall]

I think that may have been me that attempted to diagnose Blurt with a Dissociative Disorder, and I'm probably not wrong.

That said, I'm fine with whatever people do in their own private time, in their own home. That's not my business.

Just don't push that with the general public though. If you're 6' 2" tall, look like a man, smell like a man, and rocking a five o'clock shadow, you're a fucking dude...

No cheap wig makes you not a dude.

That’s right. My mind is all over the place with the buildup into Xmas...and probably a few rums no doubt! Lol

 

[Levon]

There's probably a safe space for all you sexophobes at one of the Van forums.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Don't be like that Peaches, I'm sure you get men's hearts racing when you doll yourself up and become Dame Edna...

 

[Holliday1881]

No cheap wig makes you not a dude

..and speakin of the Dude:

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Transfreakshows are nothing but a caricature of real women

failures as men and failures as women. Worth nothing and should commit suicide

 

[Adam Hitler]

Heh, who knew that Holly is fond of trannies. I swear, faggotry must be a mandatory requirement among lefties.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Heh, who knew that Holly is fond of trannies. I swear, faggotry must be a mandatory requirement among lefties.

it is.

they are all faggots

 

[Adam Hitler]

Or at the very least bi-sexual. Anyone who shills so hard for LGBT shite like those lot do clearly enjoy taking it up the ass.

 

[Levon]

There's probably a safe space for all you sexophobes at one of the Van forums.

.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

didn't oak recently it was mega self pwnage to end up quoting oneself?

I believe she did

I have a nose too

 

[Holliday1881]

didn't oak recently it was mega self pwnage to end up quoting oneself?

Still haven't taken my advice and learnt to write an intelligible sentence, I see.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

didn't oak recently it was mega self pwnage to end up quoting oneself?

Still haven't taken my advice and learnt to write an intelligible sentence, I see.

Have a seat, imbecile

 

[Holliday1881]

didn't oak recently it was mega self pwnage to end up quoting oneself?

Still haven't taken my advice and learnt to write an intelligible sentence, I see.

Have a seat, imbecile

.You know, I think you just get so excited by my presence that you can't think straight.
Not that there's anything gay about that.(ofcoursethereiseyeroll smiley)

 

[Blurt]

The sexually insecure are out in full force today, I see.

Nothing like a scoop of chopped Incelery with Sour Kraut.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

didn't oak recently it was mega self pwnage to end up quoting oneself?

Still haven't taken my advice and learnt to write an intelligible sentence, I see.

Have a seat, imbecile

.You know, I think you just get so excited by my presence that you can't think straight.
Not that there's anything gay about that.(ofcoursethereiseyeroll smiley)

sit down bobblehead, you're nothing but a clown. A corny one at that

 

[Adam Hitler]

Cross-dressing is gay as fuck.

 

[Holliday1881]

didn't oak recently it was mega self pwnage to end up quoting oneself?

Still haven't taken my advice and learnt to write an intelligible sentence, I see.

Have a seat, imbecile

.You know, I think you just get so excited by my presence that you can't think straight.
Not that there's anything gay about that.(ofcoursethereiseyeroll smiley)

sit down bobblehead, you're nothing but a clown. A corny one at that

Like, grow a cerebrum, Bigly.

 

[Lily]

didn't oak recently it was mega self pwnage to end up quoting oneself?

Still haven't taken my advice and learnt to write an intelligible sentence, I see.

Isn't it fascinating to be held in such esteem by one who claims to hate me? I think, like many before, he's stung by my rejection. The anger is real because my opinion clearly meant so much to him.

Fun.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

List of my favourite members in no particular order
1.Holiday

 

[DDT]

There's probably a safe space for all you sexophobes at one of the Van forums.

I'm permabanned from those forums. They don't like me no more!

 

[DDT]

The sexually insecure are out in full force today, I see.

Nothing like a scoop of chopped Incelery with Sour Kraut.

Look, slipping a dollar store wig onto your head does not transform you into a woman! Now get with the program!

 

[Blurt]

How much is it costing you to bleach your skin, Mel?

 

[DDT]

How much is it costing you to bleach your skin, Mel?

The future's so White, I gotta wear shades...