Official Meme Contest --- Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face --- $25 prize

[Levon]

It's a simple contest, assuming you're already familiar with the RBF trope.

Below, I've listed five alternative captions. Your entry needs to be a captioned image, not necessarily YOUR face but a face that captures the sense of the caption. Entries can be posted here or you can DM them to me.

Assuming I get at least 5 entries, ONE prize will be awarded. I will donate $25 to the site in YOUR name and request that YOU be credited as a Site Supporter so you can access various site benefits from BF with it.

Pick a caption and just DO it.

Tell Me Again About That Thing I Didn’t Care About the First Time Face
A Smidge of Self-Awareness Would Not Go Amiss Face
Please Tip a Bottle of Bourbon Down My Throat Immediately Face
You’re Clearly Struggling With My Failure to Conform to Your Stupid Expectations Face
Your Smugness Reveals More Insecurities Than I Care to Count Face

 

[TheHaze]

This is a Nazi trick to get into my Mothers pants - - - - - -

 

[Levon]

This is a Nazi trick to get into my Mothers pants - - - - - -

You have no idea how much restraint it took not to say anything about your mother, who I'm sure is a wonderful woman.

 

[Admin.]

Could I just post my Driver's license pic, for all of them?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[Admin.]

Your Smugness Reveals More Insecurities Than I Care to Count Face

 

[Admin.]

You’re Clearly Struggling With My Failure to Conform to Your Stupid Expectations Face

 

[LotusBud]

It's a simple contest, assuming you're already familiar with the RBF trope.

Below, I've listed five alternative captions. Your entry needs to be a captioned image, not necessarily YOUR face but a face that captures the sense of the caption. Entries can be posted here or you can DM them to me.

Assuming I get at least 5 entries, ONE prize will be awarded. I will donate $25 to the site in YOUR name and request that YOU be credited as a Site Supporter so you can access various site benefits from BF with it.

Pick a caption and just DO it.

Tell Me Again About That Thing I Didn’t Care About the First Time Face
A Smidge of Self-Awareness Would Not Go Amiss Face
Please Tip a Bottle of Bourbon Down My Throat Immediately Face
You’re Clearly Struggling With My Failure to Conform to Your Stupid Expectations Face
Your Smugness Reveals More Insecurities Than I Care to Count Face

Well, it turned out to not be so simple that it didn't get confounded by Biggie's hysteria.

 

[Murdy]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I wasn't sure about this one, I suppose you'd say that while double facepalming? lol

 

[Murdy]

I wasn't sure about this one, I suppose you'd say that while double facepalming? lol

is that technically making a face though?

 

[Levon]

Get yer entries in soon. Contest ends Sunday at noon, Pacific Daylight Time.

@RAVEN this includes you.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I wasn't sure about this one, I suppose you'd say that while double facepalming? lol

is that technically making a face though?

Yeah, that's a good question it shouldn't count then haha

 

[Levon]

CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.

THANKS FOR PLAYING.

WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED MONDAY, APRIL 18 AROUND NOON PDT.

 

[Levon]

After due consideration of several good entries, I'm declaring

SHAMPAIGN WINS the $25 GRAND PRIZE that I am donating to the site in his name.

The deciding factor, since there were several good entries, was that his first submission most reflected the MOST IMPORTANT quality of a RBF, which is fuckworthiness.

Thanks also to @Admin. and @Murdock for playing.

@Bastard Factory please make it so.

 

[Lily]

After due consideration of several good entries, I'm declaring

SHAMPAIGN WINS the $25 GRAND PRIZE that I am donating to the site in his name.

The deciding factor, since there were several good entries, was that his first submission most reflected the MOST IMPORTANT quality of a RBF, which is fuckworthiness.

Thanks also to @Admin. and @Murdock for playing.

@Bastard Factory please make it so.

That's a good choice. I like the picture and how it fits the meme.

 

[LotusBud]

CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.

THANKS FOR PLAYING.

WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED MONDAY, APRIL 18 AROUND NOON PDT.

Are you allowed to pick a winner from the entries that were relegated to the assbox by someone who has an alergy to anything that might be construed by a paranoiac as vaguely political? Just askin'.

Oh, never mind. Wrote that before I saw that you picked a nice, tame winner, @Levon. Good on you.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

There was a contest?

 

[Admin.]

There was a contest?

Yes and you lost, as usual. Pwned.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh well. I saw it was a Peachy thread so I never bothered to click on it.

 

[Lily]

Oh well. I saw it was a Peachy thread so I never bothered to click on it.

It's still a "Peachy thread". So much for logic and consistency.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh well. I saw it was a Peachy thread so I never bothered to click on it.

It's still a "Peachy thread". So much for logic and consistency.

So, is your butt sore from the ass smacking Lotus gave you on that other thread?

 

[Lily]

Oh well. I saw it was a Peachy thread so I never bothered to click on it.

It's still a "Peachy thread". So much for logic and consistency.

So, is your butt sore from the ass smacking Lotus gave you on that other thread?

Not even a dismount. You have to address the point I made.

Too bad you made a stupid point and can't defend it, hmmm?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh well. I saw it was a Peachy thread so I never bothered to click on it.

It's still a "Peachy thread". So much for logic and consistency.

So, is your butt sore from the ass smacking Lotus gave you on that other thread?

Not even a dismount. You have to address the point I made.

Too bad you made a stupid point and can't defend it, hmmm?

Did you make a trip down to the pot dispensary today?

 

[Lily]

Oh well. I saw it was a Peachy thread so I never bothered to click on it.

It's still a "Peachy thread". So much for logic and consistency.

So, is your butt sore from the ass smacking Lotus gave you on that other thread?

Not even a dismount. You have to address the point I made.

Too bad you made a stupid point and can't defend it, hmmm?

Did you make a trip down to the pot dispensary today?

How funny. Avoidance. Not the best strategy, but oh well, it's all you have.

You just can't admit you threw yourself under the bus.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh well. I saw it was a Peachy thread so I never bothered to click on it.

It's still a "Peachy thread". So much for logic and consistency.

So, is your butt sore from the ass smacking Lotus gave you on that other thread?

Not even a dismount. You have to address the point I made.

Too bad you made a stupid point and can't defend it, hmmm?

Did you make a trip down to the pot dispensary today?

How funny. Avoidance. Not the best strategy, but oh well, it's all you have.

You just can't admit you threw yourself under the bus.

Making fun of Peachy is never throwing oneself under a bus. I often think he makes an idiot out of himself on purpose.

 

[Levon]

CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.

THANKS FOR PLAYING.

WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED MONDAY, APRIL 18 AROUND NOON PDT.

Are you allowed to pick a winner from the entries that were relegated to the assbox by someone who has an alergy to anything that might be construed by a paranoiac as vaguely political? Just askin'.

Oh, never mind. Wrote that before I saw that you picked a nice, tame winner, @Levon. Good on you.

Pretty sure I could have done that since I'm the only judge. But the winner didn't GET assboxed and I'm not the sort of contrarian you evidently are.

As for "tame" all I can say is, you aren't as good a judge of bitchery as I am.

 

[LotusBud]

CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.

THANKS FOR PLAYING.

WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED MONDAY, APRIL 18 AROUND NOON PDT.

Are you allowed to pick a winner from the entries that were relegated to the assbox by someone who has an alergy to anything that might be construed by a paranoiac as vaguely political? Just askin'.

Oh, never mind. Wrote that before I saw that you picked a nice, tame winner, @Levon. Good on you.

Pretty sure I could have done that since I'm the only judge. But the winner didn't GET assboxed and I'm not the sort of contrarian you evidently are.

As for "tame" all I can say is, you aren't as good a judge of bitchery as I am.

BS