Okay i NEED attention right now and mental supportv

[Dove]

Because I was just traumatized lol.

Okay so you guys have probably seen me talk about how my stupid pipes fucking freeze on a regular basis ever since the main water connect bursted.

Well they froze again. Then....a few hours ago, the toilet came back. As the washing machine and the kitchen sink.

Well....I took Squish to the toilet(she refuses to go to the bathroom alone. And I dont blame her. I have the whole back of the house tore up. It's down to old ass nasty subfloor back there. The bathroom is left alone....its the hallway. The carpet was all nasty as fuck....it had to GO. Anyway

So I take her to the bathroom and behind my shower I hear water POURING. And I KNOW it's a pipe.....so i run back into the back bedroom(no one uses it, and access to pipes is behind the wall in that closet) and water is spraying out of the wall fucking everywhere.

So I went out side to under the trailor into the well and shut off my water. Dropped my fucking phone into the well.... prayed as i stuck my fucking HAND into this dark, cold monster zone hoping i could reach my phone(i did....and I'm miraculously posting this from the phone that i dropped into that nasty well thing) and shut off my water. It's seriously nightmare fuel under this house. I'm not even kidding.

So was able to find the problem.

Its supposed to look like this

But that one pipe completely blew outta the bigger pipe

And water was spraying out of the one in my hand. It just blew right out.

So tonight....I sand this bitch. And tomorrow.....i solder. I have to torch this thing and I've never done this before. But my friend....a bad ass old lady who redid the trailor she lives in just pep talked me and is coming over here tomorrow morning to give me proper instruction.

I guess I should tear out all that soaked carpet? It's just gonna start to stink and rot the subfloor.

Never mind my nails. I let Squish paint them.

 

[Joe]

Well yer the only Handyman I know who uses nail polish @Dove y.

...and such a beautiful hand too.

 

[Adam Hitler]

LOL so you're the man of the house eh?

 

[Admin.]

I hope no miner children were traumatized for life.

 

[Admin.]

LOL so you're the man of the house eh?

so exactly how much can you bench press?

 

[Dove]

I hope no miner children were traumatized for life.

My kids are bad asses.

 

[Dove]

LOL so you're the man of the house eh?

Definately not lol. The man of the house is two hours away for work and school for most of the week.

You COULD call me "gender nonconforming" but I dont buy any of that bullshit lol.

He isnt here but I DID call him shrieking about how I had to shove my hand into a dark, stanky under ground tube with water of an unknown depth under this fucking house. It felt like something I should have won 50k for doing. Fear factor shit. I've sanitized the fuck out of my hand lol.

The person coming over tomorrow is a 70 year old woman who has every tool you could possibly need to renovate a trailor and she has intimate knowledge of my house. Shes been here forever. She moved into hers while it was falling apart as well and fixed that up. And she did a really good job. I cannot wait to be taught how to solder pipes by a 70 year old woman.


This woman is who I wanna be when I grow up :D

 

[Lily]

I hope no miner children were traumatized for life.

I can't believe you responded to this nonsense.

 

[Joe]

The person coming over tomorrow is a 70 year old woman who has every tool you could possibly need to renovate a trailor and she has intimate knowledge of my house. Shes been here forever. She moved into hers while it was falling apart as well and fixed that up. And she did a really good job. I cannot wait to be taught how to solder pipes by a 70 year old woman. This woman is who I wanna be when I grow up :D

...maybe at bit like this, eh?

 

[Dove]

The person coming over tomorrow is a 70 year old woman who has every tool you could possibly need to renovate a trailor and she has intimate knowledge of my house. Shes been here forever. She moved into hers while it was falling apart as well and fixed that up. And she did a really good job. I cannot wait to be taught how to solder pipes by a 70 year old woman. This woman is who I wanna be when I grow up :D

...maybe at bit like this, eh?

I get strong vibes from this woman that she doesnt shave :D

 

[Joe]

The person coming over tomorrow is a 70 year old woman who has every tool you could possibly need to renovate a trailor and she has intimate knowledge of my house. Shes been here forever. She moved into hers while it was falling apart as well and fixed that up. And she did a really good job. I cannot wait to be taught how to solder pipes by a 70 year old woman. This woman is who I wanna be when I grow up :D

...maybe at bit like this, eh?

I get strong vibes from this woman that she doesnt shave :D

Well she was a lot raunchier back in the day...

 

[Dove]

So earlier today when the pipes where froze (they froze yesterday), my 5 year old dropped a shit.

And she doesnt shit like a sweet little girl. She shits like an obsese 65 year old man with a diet of hotdogs and onions and tar coffee. I dont get it at all. She has a really good diet. But she shits like a trucker.

Anyway I've been getting water from the 70 year old I mentioned. Let's call her "Lessa". Anyway Lessa was not home. And I was desperate to flush the toilet so I sent my 16 year old to the empty place next door to get water from the outside faucet.

So as my kid is stealing the water I sent her to steal.....the fucking property manager just happens to drive by. No one ever drives down our street hardly ever. But it had to happen at that very moment because I'm not allowed to get away with anything lol. She stops and takes a picture of my kid filing this water jug.

And my daughter stood there watching her take the picture. Not a single fuck given. She didnt hide her head. Didnt run. Nothing. Just stood there and watched her take the picture like "Yep. This is happening" lmao.

Mind you my daughter doesnt even know the property manager and vice versa.

So I saw this happen and my daughter comes in and I ask and she goes "that person took my picture. Probably because it's illegal to take the water". I sent this kid to get water and she was getting that damn water and did not care one bit about the woman taking her pic lmao.

So I called the property manager and explained and it's all fine. I offered money for the single jug we pirated and they said it was no problem lol.

It just cracks me up how chill my kid was getting busted stealing water lol

 

[TheHaze]

I though this post was about needing help and not BS about your daughter taking a shit ?

In any case my advise is to burn the shit hole down and collect the INS !!!