Okay so who else

[Blandscape]

Is dat you Ya Scouse cunt or not?

ask the ouija board, you ignorant fool

Well we don't all have our fingers in everyone else's pies mate...like you.

 

[Lily]

Is dat you Ya Scouse cunt or not?

ask the ouija board, you ignorant fool

There you are...

 

[Blandscape]

Foxy likes to follow me around, it completes it.

 

[Aryan Victory]

Just when I thought I was immune from emotional trauma online, Poarka has got it into her head that I fancy her....

I never imagined I'd reach the point where I considered gassing myself.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hi Monster

Oh lookie, here comes that short guy who's always going on about ppl biting HIS ankles.

and here you are munching away with BOTH holes on your face

 

[Blandscape]

Just when I thought I was immune from emotional trauma online, Poarka has got it into her head that I fancy her....

I never imagined I'd reach the point where I considered gassing myself.

I can give you directions to the showerhead that you don't believe existed!

 

[Blandscape]

Answer the question Aryan...are you Scoundrel or not?

 

[Blandscape]

Please say no...

 

[Aryan Victory]

Just when I thought I was immune from emotional trauma online, Poarka has got it into her head that I fancy her....

I never imagined I'd reach the point where I considered gassing myself.

I can give you directions to the showerhead that you don't believe existed!

This better not be another thinly veiled homosexual advance, where you invite me to take a shower with you...

 

[Aryan Victory]

Answer the question Aryan...are you Scoundrel or not?

I could have trolled you like fuck here and pretended to be him, but I'm not that cruel.

No, I'm not. I haven't even seen the guy since the SG days.

 

[Lily]

Just when I thought I was immune from emotional trauma online, Poarka has got it into her head that I fancy her....

I never imagined I'd reach the point where I considered gassing myself.

You could prove me wrong, but then you'd have to stay away from my sweet ass.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Just when I thought I was immune from emotional trauma online, Poarka has got it into her head that I fancy her....

I never imagined I'd reach the point where I considered gassing myself.

You could prove me wrong, but then you'd have to stay away from my sweet ass.

sweet ass?


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha we've reached epic proportions of delusion now

 

[Blandscape]

Answer the question Aryan...are you Scoundrel or not?

I could have trolled you like fuck here and pretended to be him, but I'm not that cruel.

No, I'm not. I haven't even seen the guy since the SG days.

You could have trolled me, and I appreciate your honesty. Now I can just set Lily loose on ye, without any qualms.

 

[Blandscape]

Whatever happened to Scoundy?

 

[Lily]

Answer the question Aryan...are you Scoundrel or not?

I could have trolled you like fuck here and pretended to be him, but I'm not that cruel.

No, I'm not. I haven't even seen the guy since the SG days.

You could have trolled me, and I appreciate your honesty. Now I can just set Lily loose on ye, without any qualms.

I'm going to go easy on the little guy. I don't want to crush his tender feelings. I don't want to see him waste away in misery.

 

[Aryan Victory]

Just when I thought I was immune from emotional trauma online, Poarka has got it into her head that I fancy her....

I never imagined I'd reach the point where I considered gassing myself.

You could prove me wrong, but then you'd have to stay away from my sweet ass.

sweet ass?


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha we've reached epic proportions of delusion now

Seriously, I think I'm gonna need therapy after this.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Just when I thought I was immune from emotional trauma online, Poarka has got it into her head that I fancy her....

I never imagined I'd reach the point where I considered gassing myself.

You could prove me wrong, but then you'd have to stay away from my sweet ass.

sweet ass?


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha we've reached epic proportions of delusion now

Seriously, I think I'm gonna need therapy after this.

yeah it's pretty sickening

 

[Blandscape]

Whatever happened to Scoundy?

I'm saying that as if I don't have his email address.

 

[Lily]

Just when I thought I was immune from emotional trauma online, Poarka has got it into her head that I fancy her....

I never imagined I'd reach the point where I considered gassing myself.

You could prove me wrong, but then you'd have to stay away from my sweet ass.

sweet ass?


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha we've reached epic proportions of delusion now

Seriously, I think I'm gonna need therapy after this.

Yet, here you are...

 

[Aryan Victory]

Answer the question Aryan...are you Scoundrel or not?

I could have trolled you like fuck here and pretended to be him, but I'm not that cruel.

No, I'm not. I haven't even seen the guy since the SG days.

You could have trolled me, and I appreciate your honesty. Now I can just set Lily loose on ye, without any qualms.

No thanks, that sassy porker is all yours.

 

[Blandscape]

I couldn't give a fuck what she weighs, all I know is she weighs into you every time you are stupid enough to cross her path. That makes her extremely attractive to me, and should inspire you to be better than you patently aren't.

 

[Aryan Victory]

I couldn't give a fuck what she weighs, all I know is she weighs into you every time you are stupid enough to cross her path. That makes her extremely attractive to me, and should inspire you to be better than you patently aren't.

Hey, don't let me stand in the way of a junkie and fatso romance.

You love the smack, she loves food.

At least you won't have to worry about her stealing your stash...

 

[Question]

Lily gets a WAP every time blandscape logs on.

 

[Blandscape]

I couldn't give a fuck what she weighs, all I know is she weighs into you every time you are stupid enough to cross her path. That makes her extremely attractive to me, and should inspire you to be better than you patently aren't.

Hey, don't let me stand in the way of a junkie and fatso romance.

You love the smack, she loves food.

At least you won't have to worry about her stealing your stash...

That's true, but maybe you should worry about how fast she reduces you to a starter every fucking time you try to get to her main course. She is one of the only talented posters here. You should be honoured to be on her menu.

 

[Blandscape]

Lily gets a WAP every time blandscape logs on.

Let's give a $100 to charity every time Foxy logs off.

 

[Blandscape]

We will end up owing a charity nuffing.

 

[Aryan Victory]

I couldn't give a fuck what she weighs, all I know is she weighs into you every time you are stupid enough to cross her path. That makes her extremely attractive to me, and should inspire you to be better than you patently aren't.

Hey, don't let me stand in the way of a junkie and fatso romance.

You love the smack, she loves food.

At least you won't have to worry about her stealing your stash...

That's true, but maybe you should worry about how fast she reduces you to a starter every fucking time you try to get to her main course. She is one of the only talented posters here. You should be honoured to be on her menu.

Are you implying that Poarka is fat?

 

[Blandscape]

I couldn't give a fuck what she weighs, all I know is she weighs into you every time you are stupid enough to cross her path. That makes her extremely attractive to me, and should inspire you to be better than you patently aren't.

Hey, don't let me stand in the way of a junkie and fatso romance.

You love the smack, she loves food.

At least you won't have to worry about her stealing your stash...

That's true, but maybe you should worry about how fast she reduces you to a starter every fucking time you try to get to her main course. She is one of the only talented posters here. You should be honoured to be on her menu.

Are you implying that Poarka is fat?

No I am implying categorically that you don't even dance in the same ring.

 

[Blandscape]

Please tell me you have more dan reverse mirroring as a strategy to take me on, please at least tell me dat.

 

[Blandscape]

Fuck, it's like talking to Flea wiff a little bit of Foxy sprinkled on it. I had to put Flea on ignore.