Okay so who else

[Blandscape]

I don't want to frighten you, but when there is a new moon your front bum will bleed.

 

[Blandscape]

Probably after your Daddy pays you a visit.

 

[Blandscape]

Nuffing to fear, it's a love story, a narrative that has been played out over eons.

 

[Breakfall]

Probably after your Daddy pays you a visit.

I bet you enjoy wearing a kilt!

 

[Blandscape]

Foxy, Flea, Joo and Aryan all had to go through it.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Lily gets a WAP every time blandscape logs on.

ewwww

 

[Blandscape]

You might suffer from some side effects, like vaginal cramping and your temporary lack of love for lollipop's and ice-cream.

 

[Breakfall]

Foxy, Flea Joo and Aryan all had to go through it.

What the fuck are you bumbling on aboot? Aye?

 

[Blandscape]

Fear not, Uncle Blandscape will rape you any time he see's fit.

 

[Breakfall]

You might suffer from some side effects, like vaginal cramping and your temporary lack of love for lollipop's and ice-cream.

^^^ Listen to this cunt go on! WTF?

 

[Blandscape]

I wonder lassie, how you fink you can stop me raping you?

 

[Breakfall]

Fear not, Uncle Blandscape will rape you any time he see's fit.

I will put a fist right through your cunt face and make you shit out your thesaurus for good!

 

[Blandscape]

Will you dream a dream where you empower yourself?

 

[Blandscape]

Will you use some of your own well-worn material girlishness to wish me away?

 

[Blandscape]

Will a Unicorn save ye?

 

[Breakfall]

I wonder lassie, how you fink you can stop me raping you?

You manage to rape yourself daily. You have your hands quite full you girl’s blouse you!

 

[Blandscape]

Will you finally make a post that sets the benchmark for you actually making a decent post?

 

[Blandscape]

You seem to be struggling?

 

[Blandscape]

You don't usually struggle?

 

[Blandscape]

Do you feel compromised?

 

[Blandscape]

Do you feel naked in front of us all?

 

[Blandscape]

Can't you keep up?

 

[Blandscape]

I'm only joshing, I'm sure you are a decent guy, if you only tried harder.

 

[Blandscape]

Is diss it, the sum of all your parts?

 

[Blandscape]

You think you can knock me out?

 

[Blandscape]

Well let's be aving ye.

 

[Blandscape]

Or should I wait like Foxy suggests for you to scroll bomb me?

 

[Blandscape]

You gather your thoughts laddie, there's a gid non-entity.

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Blandscape]

You see you are nervously snatching at giffs, like they can save you. You are no match for me, I might as well take on Flea.