One year ago, I came, I seen, I con cured.

[Holliday1881]

Because of course Introductions was the most appropriate board to start this thread on

Blow me.

What happened? Did you lose your vacuum cleaner?????

Sorry, I don't get the reference, is vacuum code for sex toy in your world?

Nah. Not enough suction power for me. It only works for little dick havers such as yourself. I would say don't forget the Vaseline but your dick is so small it won't reach the edges to feel anything.

Succubus for the win

How ya doin' Biggie? Been a while. :)

Yes it has, dear. All is well I hope?

We've been asking about you on several occasions down in the pits

Took a break. Stress. Blah blah blah. Hell, idk. I'm back now. You guys missed me.....awwww.....

I got to catch you up on the fishing year just concluding. Welcome home.
.Apey and I are pals.
You and I are pals.
..You and Apey be pals too.

You and Apey are a couple

But do you think that he thinks you're cute, homo?

I know he thinks your fat, lardass

But a heterosexual lardass, incurable homo.

Gonna need you to relax, shrek

I am relax, how about you, homo?

Lily, who are you talking too? You should reply to a post.
. I'm assuming FairyAnn.

Also, if you think of additions to the original slander, you can edit and add on.

 

[Lily]

Because of course Introductions was the most appropriate board to start this thread on

Blow me.

What happened? Did you lose your vacuum cleaner?????

Sorry, I don't get the reference, is vacuum code for sex toy in your world?

Nah. Not enough suction power for me. It only works for little dick havers such as yourself. I would say don't forget the Vaseline but your dick is so small it won't reach the edges to feel anything.

Succubus for the win

How ya doin' Biggie? Been a while. :)

Yes it has, dear. All is well I hope?

We've been asking about you on several occasions down in the pits

Took a break. Stress. Blah blah blah. Hell, idk. I'm back now. You guys missed me.....awwww.....

I got to catch you up on the fishing year just concluding. Welcome home.
.Apey and I are pals.
You and I are pals.
..You and Apey be pals too.

You and Apey are a couple

But do you think that he thinks you're cute, homo?

I know he thinks your fat, lardass

But a heterosexual lardass, incurable homo.

Gonna need you to relax, shrek

I am relax, how about you, homo?

Lily, who are you talking too? You should reply to a post.
. I'm assuming FairyAnn.

Also, if you think of additions to the original slander, you can edit and add on.

I was posting to Biggie Homo.

Are you cute? Asking for a homo "friend".

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Because of course Introductions was the most appropriate board to start this thread on

Blow me.

What happened? Did you lose your vacuum cleaner?????

Sorry, I don't get the reference, is vacuum code for sex toy in your world?

Nah. Not enough suction power for me. It only works for little dick havers such as yourself. I would say don't forget the Vaseline but your dick is so small it won't reach the edges to feel anything.

Succubus for the win

How ya doin' Biggie? Been a while. :)

Yes it has, dear. All is well I hope?

We've been asking about you on several occasions down in the pits

Took a break. Stress. Blah blah blah. Hell, idk. I'm back now. You guys missed me.....awwww.....

I got to catch you up on the fishing year just concluding. Welcome home.
.Apey and I are pals.
You and I are pals.
..You and Apey be pals too.

You and Apey are a couple

But do you think that he thinks you're cute, homo?

I know he thinks your fat, lardass

But a heterosexual lardass, incurable homo.

Gonna need you to relax, shrek

I am relax, how about you, homo?

Lily, who are you talking too? You should reply to a post.
. I'm assuming FairyAnn.

Also, if you think of additions to the original slander, you can edit and add on.

I was posting to Biggie Homo.

Are you cute? Asking for a homo "friend".

If I let you have a box of Frosted Flakes all to yourself will you calm down, Warf ?

 

[Holliday1881]

Because of course Introductions was the most appropriate board to start this thread on

Blow me.

What happened? Did you lose your vacuum cleaner?????

Sorry, I don't get the reference, is vacuum code for sex toy in your world?

Nah. Not enough suction power for me. It only works for little dick havers such as yourself. I would say don't forget the Vaseline but your dick is so small it won't reach the edges to feel anything.

Succubus for the win

How ya doin' Biggie? Been a while. :)

Yes it has, dear. All is well I hope?

We've been asking about you on several occasions down in the pits

Took a break. Stress. Blah blah blah. Hell, idk. I'm back now. You guys missed me.....awwww.....

I got to catch you up on the fishing year just concluding. Welcome home.
.Apey and I are pals.
You and I are pals.
..You and Apey be pals too.

You and Apey are a couple

But do you think that he thinks you're cute, homo?

I know he thinks your fat, lardass

But a heterosexual lardass, incurable homo.

Gonna need you to relax, shrek

I am relax, how about you, homo?

Lily, who are you talking too? You should reply to a post.
. I'm assuming FairyAnn.

Also, if you think of additions to the original slander, you can edit and add on.

I was posting to Biggie Homo.

Are you cute? Asking for a homo "friend".

Only in the past - you should know.
Now, of course, I'm just a devastatingly handsome old guy, who's straight by birth and life experience.

 

[Lily]

Because of course Introductions was the most appropriate board to start this thread on

Blow me.

What happened? Did you lose your vacuum cleaner?????

Sorry, I don't get the reference, is vacuum code for sex toy in your world?

Nah. Not enough suction power for me. It only works for little dick havers such as yourself. I would say don't forget the Vaseline but your dick is so small it won't reach the edges to feel anything.

Succubus for the win

How ya doin' Biggie? Been a while. :)

Yes it has, dear. All is well I hope?

We've been asking about you on several occasions down in the pits

Took a break. Stress. Blah blah blah. Hell, idk. I'm back now. You guys missed me.....awwww.....

I got to catch you up on the fishing year just concluding. Welcome home.
.Apey and I are pals.
You and I are pals.
..You and Apey be pals too.

You and Apey are a couple

But do you think that he thinks you're cute, homo?

I know he thinks your fat, lardass

But a heterosexual lardass, incurable homo.

Gonna need you to relax, shrek

I am relax, how about you, homo?

Lily, who are you talking too? You should reply to a post.
. I'm assuming FairyAnn.

Also, if you think of additions to the original slander, you can edit and add on.

I was posting to Biggie Homo.

Are you cute? Asking for a homo "friend".

Only in the past - you should know.
Now, of course, I'm just a devastatingly handsome old guy, who's straight by birth and life experience.

Now, my homo "friend" wants to know if you think he's cute. I'll pm you his phone number so you can text him for a pic. All I ask is that you be gentle in rejecting him.

He's very sensitive.

 

[Holliday1881]

Because of course Introductions was the most appropriate board to start this thread on

Blow me.

What happened? Did you lose your vacuum cleaner?????

Sorry, I don't get the reference, is vacuum code for sex toy in your world?

Nah. Not enough suction power for me. It only works for little dick havers such as yourself. I would say don't forget the Vaseline but your dick is so small it won't reach the edges to feel anything.

Succubus for the win

How ya doin' Biggie? Been a while. :)

Yes it has, dear. All is well I hope?

We've been asking about you on several occasions down in the pits

Took a break. Stress. Blah blah blah. Hell, idk. I'm back now. You guys missed me.....awwww.....

I got to catch you up on the fishing year just concluding. Welcome home.
.Apey and I are pals.
You and I are pals.
..You and Apey be pals too.

You and Apey are a couple

But do you think that he thinks you're cute, homo?

I know he thinks your fat, lardass

But a heterosexual lardass, incurable homo.

Gonna need you to relax, shrek

I am relax, how about you, homo?

Lily, who are you talking too? You should reply to a post.
. I'm assuming FairyAnn.

Also, if you think of additions to the original slander, you can edit and add on.

I was posting to Biggie Homo.

Are you cute? Asking for a homo "friend".

Only in the past - you should know.
Now, of course, I'm just a devastatingly handsome old guy, who's straight by birth and life experience.

Now, my homo "friend" wants to know if you think he's cute. I'll pm you his phone number so you can text him for a pic. All I ask is that you be gentle in rejecting him.

He's very sensitive.

Stand down, please.

PS: Just asking - are you drinking much today.
No judgment, just curious.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Lardass got dissed

 

[Lily]

Because of course Introductions was the most appropriate board to start this thread on

Blow me.

What happened? Did you lose your vacuum cleaner?????

Sorry, I don't get the reference, is vacuum code for sex toy in your world?

Nah. Not enough suction power for me. It only works for little dick havers such as yourself. I would say don't forget the Vaseline but your dick is so small it won't reach the edges to feel anything.

Succubus for the win

How ya doin' Biggie? Been a while. :)

Yes it has, dear. All is well I hope?

We've been asking about you on several occasions down in the pits

Took a break. Stress. Blah blah blah. Hell, idk. I'm back now. You guys missed me.....awwww.....

I got to catch you up on the fishing year just concluding. Welcome home.
.Apey and I are pals.
You and I are pals.
..You and Apey be pals too.

You and Apey are a couple

But do you think that he thinks you're cute, homo?

I know he thinks your fat, lardass

But a heterosexual lardass, incurable homo.

Gonna need you to relax, shrek

I am relax, how about you, homo?

Lily, who are you talking too? You should reply to a post.
. I'm assuming FairyAnn.

Also, if you think of additions to the original slander, you can edit and add on.

I was posting to Biggie Homo.

Are you cute? Asking for a homo "friend".

Only in the past - you should know.
Now, of course, I'm just a devastatingly handsome old guy, who's straight by birth and life experience.

Now, my homo "friend" wants to know if you think he's cute. I'll pm you his phone number so you can text him for a pic. All I ask is that you be gentle in rejecting him.

He's very sensitive.

Stand down, please.

PS: Just asking - are you drinking much today.
No judgment, just curious.

No drinking, just looking out for Biggie Homo, because I'm kind like that.

 

[Lily]

Lardass got dissed

I understand his distaste, he's not the type to go around asking men if they think he's cute. Unlike you.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

:facepalm:

 

[Lily]

:facepalm:

Now lie and say you didn't ask a man if he thought you were cute.

 

[Admin.]

Notice how concerned Aidsmin is with other men's height

it's like he's in heat and wants to breed but doesn't know how to come out and just say he want's the cock

^^^^RUNT!

 

[Lily]

Notice how concerned Aidsmin is with other men's height

it's like he's in heat and wants to breed but doesn't know how to come out and just say he want's the cock

^^^^RUNT!

He wants to know if you think he's cute, remember?

 

[Admin.]

Notice how concerned Aidsmin is with other men's height

it's like he's in heat and wants to breed but doesn't know how to come out and just say he want's the cock

^^^^RUNT!

He wants to know if you think he's cute, remember?

That poor little man.

 

[Holliday1881]

Holy Shit, that was all very confusing.
.Somehow I accidentally had Bigly Squigly on ignore so all of his post were gone.
Of course I would never put Bigly (or anyone) on ignore, he being so many much fun to humiliate.

 

[Admin.]

Holy Shit, that was all very confusing.
.Somehow I accidentally had Bigly Squigly on ignore so all of his post were gone.
Of course I would never put Bigly (or anyone) on ignore, he being so many much fun to humiliate.

His latent masochism runs very deep.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

70% of admin's posts are a cry for my attention

do you think he'd be distraught if I put him up for bid on ebay?

 

[Admin.]

70% of admin's posts are a cry for my attention

do you think he'd be distraught if I put him up for bid on ebay?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

^^^^^^ Something someone who sucks a lot of cock would say