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Blandscape: "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Jimmy Bang!!!!
The irony.
You are lost, Blandy. Your brain is failing.
Jimmy Bang!!!!
The irony.
You are lost, Blandy. Your brain is failing.
Painful truth
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Of course not. It's just a dumbassed thing someone keeps saying despite all evidence to the contrary and my own assurances on the matter. And since it's a dumbassed thing that you are seemingly unwilling to part with I'll not be wasting my time trying to pry it away from you.
Say on, friend. Have fun with that.
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And yet, you've read every single post of mine you've come across on this or any number of boards going back, what, nearly 20 years?
Nothing wrong with that. I've probably read most of yours I've come across except the really boring ones where you prattle on and on about boring shit.
Anyway, I give you permission to let your imagination roam free in the depths of the night, whilst your boring old LibMan gently snores beside you and you feel a certain engorgement and an accumulation of viscous womanly moisture down there, in that place that has been dried out this past decade or more.
Feel free, as your spirit mind takes flight, to reach down and gently stimulate your clitoral hood as you envision your dream-Reggie's whiskers gently tickling your inner thighs as he goes in to inspect your most secret of secret places.
Of course, there's no need to point out that the real life Reggie would probably recoil not just from the stench, but the scary nature of the leathery texture of the desiccated meat flaps before him. But hey, it's your fantasy.
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TLDR I extend your right to be sanctimonious and stultifying.
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Well, it was mildly heterosexual-normatively pornographic, so I can see why you lost interest after a few words, but it is nice to see that you're using that word-a-day calendar your day nurse got for you.
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Larry Loungelizard
I appreciate irony as long as I'm not it's victim.
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No, I think 'Star Wars' whenever I see/hear 1977. Just a joke with me.
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You are on here 22 hours a day and you expect people to believe that post was too long for you to read?
How fuckin' stupid are you?
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Good read this! 
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I’ve got to hand it to the “conservatives” here as such…they blitzkrieged this thread with fact and a level of academic endowment. This is what @Bastard Factory needs to encourage.
Well done boyz!
Well done boyz!
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Do you need a safe space?
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I’ve got to hand it to the “conservatives” here as such…they blitzkrieged this thread with fact and a level of academic endowment. This is what @Bastard Factory needs to encourage.
Well done boyz!
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Aren’t you supposed to be God-fearing?
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You get praise for that shit? No wonder your loyalties are questionable!
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They need to support each other no matter how weak and pathetic their posts are....
I have beaten them all to a bloody pulp.
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We all do. I feel patience will win this forum over, but I’m not sitting idle whilst these leftards pump each other up.
Take @LotusBud for example…she pipes up about missing my cock, and then promptly puts me on ignore for calling her a Karenesque cunt?? It’s a term of fucking endearment here in bloody Australia. At least the cunt part…
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