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He's obviously already sampled the gourmet cuisine.
They say that mice who've ingested cat shit which is riddled with the parasite T. gondii can't help themselves from running up to a cat, flopping down on their bellies, and saying "please eat me".

So it begs the question.... does Jack have a cat/s, and is he still young enough to flop?

I'm just saying... it might be an awkward situation if Jack can't even touch his toes anymore or needs ones of this electric Lazyboy recliners to get upright, and the cat/s are like, "just go down, you ancient dinosaur motherfucker! You ate our shit, we got receipts, and now it's time to pay up"...
 
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Fred is only loyal to Fred, and I respect that about her. It's one of the only admirable traits Roma have (gypsies).

She has and will continue to ride Jack like he's a pack mule but occasionally getting off, slapping its arse, and sending it into the brush until she needs him again.
 

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Fred is only loyal to Fred, and I respect that about her. It's one of the only admirable traits Roma have (gypsies).

She has and will continue to ride Jack like he's a pack mule but occasionally getting off, slapping its arse, and sending it into the brush until she needs him again.
SHES a GYPSIE??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 

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Fred is only loyal to Fred, and I respect that about her. It's one of the only admirable traits Roma have (gypsies).

She has and will continue to ride Jack like he's a pack mule but occasionally getting off, slapping its arse, and sending it into the brush until she needs him again.
This is actually bollox, just total and complete hairy nutsack
 
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SHES a GYPSIE??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Sedentary now.... 3 generations since. They settled and interbred with various sorts including Paki's...
 

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I get Gypsies around here once in a while. They always have some extra driveway blacktop sealer in their truck and they'll give me a great deal on blacktopping my driveway.

ANd they all have Irish accents.
 

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Cornish people don't look like this. Fred's an immigrant Paki. No Cornish look like Fredericka. Look at the background in this picture, it's a public housing unit for refugees.

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I get Gypsies around here once in a while. They always have some extra driveway blacktop sealer in their truck and they'll give me a great deal on blacktopping my driveway.

ANd they all have Irish accents.

I've lived in more than a few continents. The blood and culture remains there, but accents change. They're the worst employees. Very good at deception, sleight of hand tricks, and overall laziness.
 

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She's got the genes... she'll only lie to your face and almost very convincingly.

Fred can't even read the post's without Google translate. She can't comprehend anything past 2.5 sentences on a good day.

She prolly sounds like a Chinese person trying to speak English for the very first time.
 

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Fred can't even read the post's without Google translate. She can't comprehend anything past 2.5 sentences on a good day.

She prolly sounds like a Chinese person trying to speak English for the very first time.
Find the vocaroo then u don't need to say prolly
 
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Fred can't even read the post's without Google translate. She can't comprehend anything past 2.5 sentences on a good day.

She prolly sounds like a Chinese person trying to speak English for the very first time.


Yup... that's the Cornish accent...