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People like Fat Lily who whinge and stomp their trotters in Pet Peeve threads with porcine Karen ferocity....
 
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People who buy pink rock salt because they think the dyes have special health benefits.

New wool socks after the 8-10th wash and wear. They just aren't the same and wool wash concoctions don't maintain the fluffyness.

Actors and musicians who talk political shit. Wtf? Most of those folks live and work in a bubble. Few ever go get mass transit, grab a bite to eat at a greasy diner, or sit on a random park bench like Keanu Reeves regularly does... (respect!)

People who don't listen to me when they complain about the cold. One look and I can tell they aren't wearing layers nor the correct fabrics for each, and they in turn look at me like I'm crazy or lying when I say.... trust me, my people regularly did it and continue to do it -30 to -50 with wind chill.

Similarly, people who try to tell me that driving fast on snow and ice in two wheel drive is much more dangerous than driving slow on snow and ice in four wheel drive. It depends on the temperature, amount of precipitation, your vehicle's transmission/s, and if the roads are systemically salted or randomly in unknown spots or what become random salted potholes to the asphalt. I'm a strictly rear two wheel drive adherent and LSD turned off. Two equally spinning wheels are better than four when you start a slide and potential whipdeedo.
 
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Having to go to the ATM when I need $20 in gas and only have $13 in my pocketbook, and the east Asian owners only take cash.

I'd be paying them the cash and then telling them it's why you're never going to buy another thing from them so long as you live until they change behaviour.

I do the same thing to takeaway/takeout restaurant owners who have a micro ATM on the premises but refuse card transactions or try to to tack on a card transaction (often 2-5 bucks)...

I tell them "this is why people stop eating here. This is why people think you're scum and not part of the community. I will never buy food from here again and I won't let my kids either. My kids have been instructed to tell others what you do to offset a 30 cent charge and fly under the tax radar".

If the food is mediocre (as it often is), I also add that theur cooking skills are almost as shit as my need to not cook on this very night and your nails don't look like they've been washed since whatever kitchen sight in the background has...
 
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Random needy dorks at work who propose doing a deep fried Thanksgiving turkey many months later in the future but don't get an affirmative from you at any point leading up to Thanksgiving.... then after half a dozen people who you find out are full into doing it, including one really nice fellow from Egypt, who informs you that you've already committed to it months ago, as was conveyed to him... so that's why others said yes.

What the fuck. This random autism guy spoke to me about it in June... I was very polite but noncommittal. Now I learn I'm supposed to be the figurehead for it despite taking off the 27th to meet up with a good mate and his Bostonian wife for a quiet full spread dinner?

You spectrum diving motherfucker.
 

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