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What a day!!!!

Well, I'm in the emergency room now. Ugh!! Today was not a good day at all. I decided to go horseback riding, to ease the boredom... something I haven't done in a while. It turned out to be a big mistake!
I got on the horse and started fine. Nice and slow, but then we went a little faster. Before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off. I caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Hit my head, banged up my back and elbow, pretty good, and tore my pants half off me!
Thank goodness the kind manager at Dollar General came out and unplugged the machine. But, she had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't ride the Elephant or Motorcycle. I was also banned from the Merry-go-round. The nerve!