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Don’t laugh but Kate Bush was in full swing. I had just met this chick, she was 19 and I was 18. She was a city girl and I was from the country. We had been going out for 3 months when she whispered one night when we were making doggystyle love that she wanted it in her bum. I got so excited that I whipped it out and plunged it in like a complete fucking novice. It was the first time and last time that my dick entered her arsehole. This was the song playing…

 

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My beautiful wife has passed out… bless her cotton socks on this public holiday. And tomorrow is Friday. The best working day of the entire week. Imma gonna try score a 68 while she’s sleeping…she’ll think she was dreaming! :GiggleBitch:
 

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I’m laughing at many things here: like those two cockroach baits in the L/H corner under such adversity, and the fat cunt that bust the seat from it’s symmetry position before having a shotgun shat! And the poor taste in flooring tiles…can’t tell if it’s tofu or fucking beige! Lol
 

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I’m laughing at many things here: like those two cockroach baits in the L/H corner under such adversity, and the fat cunt that bust the seat from it’s symmetry position before having a shotgun shat! And the poor taste in flooring tiles…can’t tell if it’s tofu or fucking beige! Lol
If you look closely there’s even a bit of a skid mark to round it all off, it looks like some sort of public bog, or school bog,
 

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Yes…a shotgun shat! The last time I saw such atrocious shitting conditions was at an Iron Maiden concert back in 2011! Lol
At festivals lol, them portable toilets, the times I saw them being pushed over with someone inside, covered in shit, scary times.