Prize-winning quotes from the Shoutbox

[Garraty_47]

360:
"you guise distracted me and now my noodles are all soggy ffs"

Nothing more pitiful than a guy with a soggy noodle.
Thoughts and prayers, 360.

 

[Garraty_47]

Breakfall:
"Murder is not lazy..you should try it."

Dude!
The gyms are open again.
If you need some exercise go climb onto a treadmill and leave people the fuck alone!

 

[Lily]

Breakfall:
"Murder is not lazy..you should try it."

Dude!
The gyms are open again.
If you need some exercise go climb onto a treadmill and leave people the fuck alone!

I first posted a laughing emoji, then I decided WTF? was bettered suited...because WHO in the HOLY FUCK would post anything so fucking crazy?

 

[Garraty_47]

I first posted a laughing emoji, then I decided WTF? was bettered suited...because WHO in the HOLY FUCK would post anything so fucking crazy?

This thread isn't meant to be taken seriously.
The snippets are entirely out of context, for one thing.

I thought that was obvious.

 

[Lily]

This thread isn't meant to be taken seriously.
The snippets are entirely out of context, for one thing.

I thought that was obvious.

Even if they're taken out of context, it is still kind of a weird thing to say, imo.

 

[Blurt]

Aryan:

"At least with my plastic teef I can bite even harder on my pillow."

Scouse! Wtf, man?

 

[Flynn]

Breakfall:
(Just Now)
"Flynn! You father fucker oye! Let me watch you and wank sock share a handle. I'll drink some whine and we can have a merry time. Haha haha!!! Fuck off you father sucking cunt."

Breakfall:
(1 minute ago)
"Flynn you fucking man fuck! Go fuck yer daddy! Will you call me? I have a phone card and can give you pin, oye! Call me bitch! You better call me or else! I'll find you! I have money, I am an artist! I make balloon animals. I have money."

Breakfall:
(3 Minutes ago)
"If it weren't for you meddling kids, you and Lily, I would have gotten away with fucking my dead mother. You have foiled my plans to fuck all the rotting moms around the world. You pesky kids!"






























































































**Does a 3 second handstand with shirt tucked in...Perverts!**

 

[Breakfall]

I like the one I did for @Jeannie …

She reminds me of my little sister…full of questions and hardly any rational answers.

“@Jeannie , are you okay?
So, @Jeannie , are you okay? Are you okay, @Jeannie ?
@Jeannie , are you okay?
So, @Jeannie , are you okay? Are you okay, @Jeannie ?
@Jeannie , are you okay?
So, @Jeannie , are you okay? Are you okay, @Jeannie ?
@Jeannie , are you okay?
So, @Jeannie , are you okay? Are you okay, @Jeannie ?

You’ve been fucked by…you’ve been sucked by…
A smooth criminal!”

 

[Breakfall]

Even if they're taken out of context, it is still kind of a weird thing to say, imo.

I’m a troll you funt! Go back to your Tarrietown forum…it’s gasping for breath.

 

[Garraty_47]

Frood:
"I'm currently licking my own left testicle..."

At first I presumed he was complaining but then noticed he hadn't even mentioned the taste so I suppose this is some kind of bragging? Weird, but okay. Get in there, son! Give 'er a good polish.

 

[Garraty_47]

Flea:
"My husband will smoke ur ass"

...one minute later...

Flea:
"HAHAHA are you threatening violence on a messageboard?"


Sometimes the parodies just write themselves.

 

[Flynn]

Flea:
"My husband will smoke ur ass"

...one minute later...

Flea:
"HAHAHA are you threatening violence on a messageboard?"


Sometimes the parodies just write themselves.

Holy fuck! That had me rolling, like Lily down a steep hill into oncoming school children on their first foray into a food court.

Damn, that shit was funny Tiny Vittles posted up.

P.S.- It gets funnier when you read it a fifth time!

 

[Lily]

Holy fuck! That had me rolling, like Lily down a steep hill into oncoming school children on their first foray into a food court.

Damn, that shit was funny Tiny Vittles posted up.

P.S.- It gets funnier when you read it for a fifth time!

BISH

 

[Frood]

Frood:
"I'm currently licking my own left testicle..."

At first I presumed he was complaining but then noticed he hadn't even mentioned the taste so I suppose this is some kind of bragging? Weird, but okay. Get in there, son! Give 'er a good polish.

The ravages of time and gravity....

 

[Garraty_47]

Garraty_47:
"Teh Shoutbox is like a box of chocolates... if you let it sit on your lap too long it'll make a mess"

I don't have anything to add here.
I made myself laugh so I decided to append it to this thread.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

1. @ Lily:
   Y'all are soooooooooooooo gay!
   Thursday at 10:28 PM
2. [IMG alt="Lily"]https://bastardfactory.net/data/avatars/s/1/1283.jpg?1665720826[/IMG] @ Lily:
   You're gay, you're gay too, everyone's gay!!! *In Oprah's voice*
   Thursday at 10:29 PM
3. [IMG alt="RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©"]https://bastardfactory.net/data/avatars/s/0/218.jpg?1660670815[/IMG] RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©:
   you're a homophone
   Thursday at 10:29 PM
4. [IMG alt="RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©"]https://bastardfactory.net/data/avatars/s/0/218.jpg?1660670815[/IMG] RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©:
   I mean a oboephobe
   Thursday at 10:30 PM
5. [IMG alt="Dr. Funkenstein"]https://bastardfactory.net/data/avatars/s/0/945.jpg?1612615925[/IMG] @ Dr. Funkenstein:
   Obo?
   Thursday at 10:30 PM

 

[Flynn]

Flea:
"My husband will smoke ur ass"

...one minute later...

Flea:
"HAHAHA are you threatening violence on a messageboard?"


Sometimes the parodies just write themselves.

 

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