Random Facts About You

[CorsetKat]

I'd think it would be too chewy to enjoy.

 

[TheHaze]

I’m scared of cows.

Don't forget about Elmer Fudd- - - - - - -

 

[CorsetKat]

I bought a CBD/THC salve.

My new face moisturizer.

 

[chew the fat]

I'd think it would be too chewy to enjoy.

eh?

 

[Scott]

I look both ways before crossing one way streets because I have that little faith in humanity.

 

[CorsetKat]

Eh?

Cow tongue=sore jaws

Relaxed jaw = watch out

It's a theory.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I pissed in a pump shack at the bottom of Meteor Crater, in Arizona - circa 1968. It was right in the center, at the bottom. I remember seeing the shack in textbook pics and loling!

 

[chew the fat]

Eh?

Cow tongue=sore jaws

Relaxed jaw = watch out

It's a theory.

I was sitting in the lunch room at work one day and another worker/drone came in and sat next to me and opened his lunch box and took out a sandwich with cows tongue on it.

I got up and walked out. I was close to throwing up. [insert appropriate emjoi here]

 

[X]

I look both ways before crossing one way streets because I have that little faith in humanity.

Don't forget, you're a 'writer' ...

 

[TheHaze]

Hey Stinky your AVE looks like "Mr Big Shot" from the old BFF site- - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I need a bath cos I fucking proper pong.

 

[X]

Hey Stinky your AVE looks like "Mr Big Shot" from the old BFF site- - - - - -

That's moi Hazey, outdated shades and all lol

 

[Scott]

I look both ways before crossing one way streets because I have that little faith in humanity.

Don't forget, you're a 'writer' ...

So are you, but when I read what kinda shit you wrote, I wrote you into oblivion and still have the blood 'n' shit stained dictionary I used.
Have your anal fissures healed yet?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Hey Stinky your AVE looks like "Mr Big Shot" from the old BFF site- - - - - -

That's moi Hazey, outdated shades and all lol

You’re only obscuring yer gypsy caravan...

 

[X]

I have an idiot pet squirrel named 'Alvin' bottle fed him since he was a yute (:

 

[MasterBlaster]

I had a black squirrel, too.

 

[CorsetKat]

Very cool.

I'm allergic to mosquitoes and the love me.

Had to go to urgent care for them yesterday and now I'm home early from work due to feeling like shit and having swelling in my ankles.

Go me.

 

[TheHaze]

Kat,eat lot's of garlic and the mosquitoes should leave you alone,people too! Hope you otherwise had a good vacation- - - - -

 

[CorsetKat]

Vacation was amazing and then some.

Worth the visit to urgent care for sure.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Had a biopsy done today. Not bad but not fun.

 

[CorsetKat]

My guess is it was for skin cancer.

 

[knife wielder]

That was my guess, too.

 

[CorsetKat]

That or colon cancer since he's such a pain in the ass.

Hope he gets good news though.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Lung, heart and liver. WHOOT!

 

[TheHaze]

Had a biopsy done today. Not bad but not fun.

Biopsy of what?A friend of ours had a tumor of the brain and put up a good battle for 2 years and died last wedsday.

 

[Scott]

I'm a member of the five mile high club.

 

[MasterBlaster]

The mass is in my right lung. I'll know the results monday.

 

[TheHaze]

My father in law and a friend both had a mass in there lungs and both had a lung removed and that was like 30 years ago and Father in law drop dead 10 years ago from a bad heart and friend is still kicking- - - - - - -!
PS-If you should have to have a lung removed should get a Lobotomy at the same time:Dazed:
PPS-Are you a cigarette smoker?:SmokeBreak2:

 

[MasterBlaster]

I was a 2 pack a day Marlboro man until I quit about 12 years ago.

Don't smoke, kiddos.

 

[CorsetKat]

Next Monday?!

Thats a hell of a wait.

Try to stay positive and busy.