Sacrilege Sunday!

[Garraty_47]

It's that time again.
Which god, goddess, or pantheon will you be insulting today?

I like to start Sundays with a generous portion of inclusivity and invite every deity to lick my taint.

The best part:
None of them are real so I don't even have to bother dropping trou.

 

[Seamajor]

Nice thoughts. As for your taint? DD might be interested? The Countess?

 

[cw_]

I have a cactus named Artemis.

 

[Admin.]

(Hmm finally a thread about me!)

 

[Seamajor]

I have a cactus named Artemis.

How tall is she?

 

[Garraty_47]

I have a cactus named Artemis.

Tell Artemis I said to lic...
...a cactus, you say?

Tell Artemis I said "Fuck You".

 

[cw_]

How tall is she?

Short/ maybe an inch or so in some parts.

 

[cw_]

Tell Artemis I said to lic...
...a cactus, you say?

Tell Artemis I said "Fuck You".

Now she's mad.

 

[Seamajor]

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Im sorry. Thought you meant this type? Yours looks more like a Succulent, which is close enough

 

[Garraty_47]

Now she's mad.

Every god and goddess is always mad at me.
I like it like that.

If that bunch of psychotic narcissistic wankers ever isn't mad at me I'm doing something wrong.

But you can tell her I think she's cute when she's mad... maybe that'll take some of the sting out of it.

 

[cw_]

....

Im sorry. Thought you meant this type? Yours looks more like a Succulent, which is close enough

She has spines, therefore she's a cactus. A CUTE CACTUS.

 

[Admin.]

 

[cw_]

This is Nemesis:

 

[Seamajor]

This is Nemesis:

Looks more like Aloe.

 

[cw_]

Nemesis is a succulent. ✔

 

[Admin.]

Nemesis is a succulent. ✔

And Nemesis even has it's own Song

 

[Admin.]

 

[Seamajor]

Nemesis is a succulent. ✔

So is Aloe, but sin it’s Sunday, have it your way.

 

[cw_]

The checkmark indicates you were correct with that identification.

 

[Murdy]

I’m burning copal, sage, and a mixture of other stuff exorcism in my caldron this morning.

The energy has been heavy around this forum lately….

Happy Sunday everyone! I’ll be putting on my latex nun outfit with black cross nipple tape in celebration of this thread. Ill keep my paddle handy too for any bad boys and girls who get out of line

Peace be with you all xoxo

 

[Garraty_47]

Why does it smell like singed rat asses in here?!?

<spies Murdy's burn bucket>

Fuck's sake. Not again... who let her have a lighter?
Who the fuck let her have another lighter, godsdammit?

<opens a window>

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

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[Garraty_47]

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[cw_]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

 

[Seamajor]

Why does it smell like singed rat asses in here?!?

<spies Murdy's burn bucket>

Fuck's sake. Not again... who let her have a lighter?
Who the fuck let her have another lighter, godsdammit?

<opens a window>

Believe or not. It beats a Lucky Strike all to hell.

 

[Lily]

Today was the 2945th Sunday where I don't make it to Mass. I'm a true Catholic.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You blasphemous heathens must accept the world view that the universe was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure and we are all awaiting for The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief where judgement will be rendered on us all.

Amen

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

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