Shit That Annoys You

[knife wielder]

Looking for a product on amazon?

They better all be 5 star reviews!

 

[knife wielder]

Restaurants? 5 stars!

Retail stores? 5 stars!

 

[knife wielder]

Gas stations? 5 stars!

She'll go ape shit if she sees 1 or 2 star reviews.

 

[knife wielder]

An employee is being an asshole?

Lie about it and give a 5 star review!

 

[knife wielder]

Did the pizza taste like cardboard?

Give a 5 star review regardless!

 

[X]

Here's yours .. for your

 

[X]

Okay okay

sorry man ... come back (:

 

[knife wielder]

Nothing but 5 star reviews! Rudeness isn't rude! Speaking out about rudeness is rude! However, it isn't rude to be rude!

Iggy's "logic".

 

[Iggy McLulz]

not a single person here finds you likable

Are you kidding me? You respond to nearly every post that moron makes? Seriously???

You seriously think I have time to respond to every post he makes? Stop being such a drama queen.

 

[knife wielder]

It's rude to speak out about rudeness but it isn't rude to be rude.

 

[knife wielder]

Better not talk about somebody being rude. Iggy will have a mental breakdown.

 

[knife wielder]

and not for the right reasons

 

[Iggy McLulz]

You're on here nearly 24/7. Don't you have a life?

What you really mean is, do I live the type of life that YOU would approve of. I don’t give a fuck what you think or what you think you know.

 

[knife wielder]

I don't give a fuck that you don't give a fuck. You're insignificant to me.

 

[knife wielder]

You want to be unhappy all your life go ahead.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I don't give a fuck that you don't give a fuck. You're insignificant to me.

:Welcome8:

 

[knife wielder]

back atcha

 

[knife wielder]

I've never been in the twilight zone until I met you, and found out that someone can actually think speaking about receiving rude treatment is rude.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I've never been in the twilight zone until I met you, and found out that someone can actually think speaking about receiving rude treatment is rude.

You’re going on ignore. :IggyMcLulz:

 

[knife wielder]

Wonderful. Something I can actually thank you for.

 

[knife wielder]

That lady, I use that word loosely for her, has some issues she needs to get sorted.

 

[skinofevil]

I just want to get along with everybody here. Why is that so much to ask for?

Yes it actually is too much to ask for. From what I’ve noticed, not a single person here finds you likable. I’d feel sorry for you but you’re a dick.

Nice try, but you can't speak for everyone else.

My penis ROARS for justice! :Scream:

 

[knife wielder]

same here

 

[skinofevil]

I once heard somewhere that BA WITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY-DIGGY-DIGGY SAID DA BOOGIE SAID UP JUMP DA BOOGIE.

But I remain skeptical.

:Chillin1:

 

[knife wielder]

obnoxious people online

 

[skinofevil]

In obnoxiousness is the preservation of the world! We are simply too ANNOYING to die! :EvilOne2:

 

[knife wielder]

People who blurt out whatever is on their mind without any regard for how someone else might feel.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Mr. Whipple]

People with undiagnosed mental issues that start too many STUPID threads

:Rude:

 

[skinofevil]

People who blurt out whatever is on their mind without any regard for how someone else might feel.

Anybody who wants me to modify my behavior to coddle their feelings can fucking well pay me to. Or, for free, they can grow the fuck up and manage their own emotions like an adult.