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Having to replace my mouse every couple months,dropped it once again this morning but this one counted..sigh
Sounds like you're gonna have to give the Goddess a hardy spanking.Yesterday we made some baked chicken, and the Goddess dropped some raw chicken for the animals. I said, don't let the dog eat that, or he'll shit all over the carpet. The Goddess said some stupid snarky shit about being a grown ass woman and "You can't tell me what to do!"
So this morning I take the poodle for walkies, and he takes a healthy crap... and 15 minutes later he takes a runny raw chicken shit on my carpet.
Who cleans it up? You know. And it still smells like dog shit.
I just did, when she asked me to take the dog out. Almost word for word what I wrote. Nothing in response.Sounds like you're gonna have to give the Goddess a hardy spanking.Yesterday we made some baked chicken, and the Goddess dropped some raw chicken for the animals. I said, don't let the dog eat that, or he'll shit all over the carpet. The Goddess said some stupid snarky shit about being a grown ass woman and "You can't tell me what to do!"
So this morning I take the poodle for walkies, and he takes a healthy crap... and 15 minutes later he takes a runny raw chicken shit on my carpet.
Who cleans it up? You know. And it still smells like dog shit.
Yeah, I already cleaned it up, but this is one of those rare times in a man's life when he can tell a woman "Do you remember when... " and stick the landing.You should get her by the hair and shove her face in the dog shit and bet she doesn't give the dog chicken again !