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Lily

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You know, when you're hooked up to probes and your heartbeat is monitored while you walk increasingly faster on a treadmill?

Yeah, I freaking aced that.

It is all relative.

They have a bunch of benchmarks, from "Premier Endurance Athlete" to "Obese Porker".

Guess which one they put you in?

I was told that I could make an appointment for the next year, but then again...I didn't have to. I know my health status, moron.
 
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The Prowler

The Prowler

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Fat with a bad back.

Not what most people would consider healthy.

Maybe "Healthy for a fat Mexican."
 

Lily

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Adam Hitler

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Where the kitters and doggos are

Lily

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Funny how you never hear the term "Mexican-American", like you do African-American.

Actually, it used to be quite common. You're just awfully ignorant about the US.

Well considering the fact I'm English and live in England, is it such a head-scratcher that I'm not fully upto date on Amerimutt culture?

STFU in that case, stupid.

Mutts gonna mutt, I guess.

Whatever that's supposed to mean, moron.
 

Ms. Anne Thrope

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Funny how you never hear the term "Mexican-American", like you do African-American.

Actually, it used to be quite common. You're just awfully ignorant about the US.

Well considering the fact I'm English and live in England, is it such a head-scratcher that I'm not fully upto date on Amerimutt culture?

STFU in that case, stupid.

Mutts gonna mutt, I guess.

Whatever that's supposed to mean, moron.
Translation: Woof.
 

Adam Hitler

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Funny how you never hear the term "Mexican-American", like you do African-American.

Actually, it used to be quite common. You're just awfully ignorant about the US.

Well considering the fact I'm English and live in England, is it such a head-scratcher that I'm not fully upto date on Amerimutt culture?

STFU in that case, stupid.

Mutts gonna mutt, I guess.

Whatever that's supposed to mean, moron.

It means you're a nigger.
 

Lily

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Funny how you never hear the term "Mexican-American", like you do African-American.

Actually, it used to be quite common. You're just awfully ignorant about the US.

Well considering the fact I'm English and live in England, is it such a head-scratcher that I'm not fully upto date on Amerimutt culture?

STFU in that case, stupid.

Mutts gonna mutt, I guess.

Whatever that's supposed to mean, moron.

It means you're a nigger.

Says the scum from Liverpool.
 

Lokmar

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Funny how you never hear the term "Mexican-American", like you do African-American.

Actually, it used to be quite common. You're just awfully ignorant about the US.

Well considering the fact I'm English and live in England, is it such a head-scratcher that I'm not fully upto date on Amerimutt culture?

STFU in that case, stupid.

Mutts gonna mutt, I guess.

Whatever that's supposed to mean, moron.

It means you're a nigger.
Fat Oak is definitely a nigger bitch!