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I'm here for a call out
Now before the drugs kick in or the wheel barrel you lob turnips into gets lonely, I'm not Brent. Brent from my last recount passed away a couple months back from all the compacted shit in his colon for taking one too many for the team at the gay bar he and his wrestling cohorts would frequent. From what I was told, they would get free drinks if one of them oiled up and serviced the bartender and thru demanding games or rock paper, scissors, Brent would always lose because he always chose rock because The Rock is a wrestler and you never heard of The Paper now, have you?
No, it's really me. Super Chad aka iron man aka King Martini aka Poofer. You know, the only mod at BH who took pity on your autistic prose and would sticky it so the other knuckle draggers would scoff and read whatever I wrote.
You were the fat friend who made me look good at club BH. Now now, before you start chugging out your catatonic ebonicals, I only have so much left to give this community as a whole. I've pretty much moved on just like all the other great posters from the past and see this as a sinking ship of which I refuse to go down with.
This.....is where you come in.
See, I need somebody stupid enough to be willing to have a flame match with the GOAT.Dry heaves and rolling eyes aside, YOU could be that person. Think of it like Make a Wish for the extremely entitled, but the pickings of a relatively interesting opponent are slim.
I have a few lose ends to clean up, and you can get some clout slap boxing with the god of this community.
Yes?
Now before the drugs kick in or the wheel barrel you lob turnips into gets lonely, I'm not Brent. Brent from my last recount passed away a couple months back from all the compacted shit in his colon for taking one too many for the team at the gay bar he and his wrestling cohorts would frequent. From what I was told, they would get free drinks if one of them oiled up and serviced the bartender and thru demanding games or rock paper, scissors, Brent would always lose because he always chose rock because The Rock is a wrestler and you never heard of The Paper now, have you?
No, it's really me. Super Chad aka iron man aka King Martini aka Poofer. You know, the only mod at BH who took pity on your autistic prose and would sticky it so the other knuckle draggers would scoff and read whatever I wrote.
You were the fat friend who made me look good at club BH. Now now, before you start chugging out your catatonic ebonicals, I only have so much left to give this community as a whole. I've pretty much moved on just like all the other great posters from the past and see this as a sinking ship of which I refuse to go down with.
This.....is where you come in.
See, I need somebody stupid enough to be willing to have a flame match with the GOAT.Dry heaves and rolling eyes aside, YOU could be that person. Think of it like Make a Wish for the extremely entitled, but the pickings of a relatively interesting opponent are slim.
I have a few lose ends to clean up, and you can get some clout slap boxing with the god of this community.
Yes?
