SSS, A word, darling...

[Master]

I was gonna title this thread "SSS, you've been summoned", but chances are that would hit a little too close to home.

Hello, dear. It's me. King Martini. You may have heard I have a new flame forum that's pretty much old school, BH type of shit without the drama.

I want you at my forum.

If you remember, when I was mod at BH, nine times outta ten I would sticky your posts. That, SSS is who I want.

Now, I know your pretty situated within the walls here, so I'm not trying to poach you. So, I offer this;

Flame match

SSS VS KM
Here, at BF
One week seven days
Unlimited posts
All media allowed
No PI goldfishes
Three judges we both agree on who actually can flame

If you win, I never show my nic here ever again

If I win, I get a SSS old school post at my forum once in awhile.


Now, I have a one scroll bombs match with Running Gag next week, after I create that, we can start this.


Deal?

 

[Master Pu]

How's that forum coming along, busy?
ROFL

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

How's that forum coming along, busy?
ROFL

wahhhh wahhhhh little baby wahhhhhh.

 

[Master]

How's that forum coming along, busy?
ROFL

We had more posts today then this entire community combined.

Don't be fucking salty your bitch ass didn't get the invite.

Who the fuck you sucking up to here, vagabond? How many forums now have you been laughed off of, pleb?

Five? Six? If I gave a fuck I would have lost count. Once the regs here find out your nothing but an idiot that will be another notch on your spittoon and another loogie aimed at your face, you elderly gimp.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Brentv begging for more. OK...






SSS
- I've killed you too many times in the past, but fuck it, what's one more time gonna do to your discombobulated mental state?

 

[Master Pu]

Iron Man! Lol
The only Iron this guy knows about is the burger Iron he had to scrape off each night at Red Robin! Yummmm!
Lulzolulz!

 

[Master]

Iron Man! Lol
The only Iron this guy knows about is the burger Iron he had to scrape off each night at Red Robin! Yummmm!
Lulzolulz!

No, forum gypsy.

Iron Man, as in, I gave your wife so much sexual iron she had a stroke and died with the "FINALLY sexually satisfied smile on her face" achievement unlocked.

You did have that trophy chisled onto her gravestone, yeah?

Oh, and btw, you might want to put that little lock on your Twitter, js.

"Benzos Big Reveal" a huge exclusive at a certain forum. I like the sounds of that.


SSS, you are on.

 

[Master Pu]

Reveal deez nutz you half pint little fuck-

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

that tranny gonna roll up on you with his walker, KM. watch it.

BINGO!

 

[Master Pu]

that tranny gonna roll up on you with his walker, KM. watch it.

BINGO!

You're not one to call anybody a Tranny, hunni-

 

[Breakfall]

All this angst smells like Ottawa! :Perfect:

 

[Q]

that tranny gonna roll up on you with his walker, KM. watch it.

BINGO!

You're not one to call anybody a Tranny, hunni-

Whaaaaaaat?! And you tried to match her and me?!

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

 

[Master Pu]

that tranny gonna roll up on you with his walker, KM. watch it.

BINGO!

You're not one to call anybody a Tranny, hunni-

Whaaaaaaat?! And you tried to match her and me?!

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

I was only trying to help!
Lol

 

[Q]

that tranny gonna roll up on you with his walker, KM. watch it.

BINGO!

You're not one to call anybody a Tranny, hunni-

Whaaaaaaat?! And you tried to match her and me?!

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

I was only trying to help!
Lol

Not sure if I actually want thatkind of help... What if my wife finds out?

 

[Master Pu]

Finds out about what?
You got nothing to worry about.
heh

 

[Q]

Finds out about what?
You got nothing to worry about.
heh

I do, she is mean and jealous ;-)

 

[Master Pu]

Finds out about what?
You got nothing to worry about.
heh

I do, she is mean and jealous ;-)

Oh, ya. She both that.
Tater's a big-mad brah now.
Haters gonna hates.
She changes her name and AV alot too. Tries the sneaky foolery from time to time.
Keep your eyes open.
And, with Tater and Frood both here,
'Soap on a rope' is your friend.
Jest sayin'

 

[Adam Hitler]

Fuck off Mongtini, you're about as welcome on here as a bottle of bleach in your shit stained bathroom.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

i hope sss posts a new poodle pic.

 

[Q]

Fuck off Mongtini, you're about as welcome on here as a bottle of bleach in your shit stained bathroom.

Ehhmm.... if a bathroom is stained with shit, I think bleech would be very welcome....

So, @BEnzo is very welcome? :devil1:

 

[Adam Hitler]

You missed the point, pics of OP's scat-stained bathroom have been posted on the forums in the past and it was evident that any form of hygienic cleaning products were not welcome or used in that dwelling.

 

[Master Pu]

Fuck off Mongtini, you're about as welcome on here as a bottle of bleach in your shit stained bathroom.

Ehhmm.... if a bathroom is stained with shit, I think bleech would be very welcome....

So, @BEnzo is very welcome? :devil1:

He's talking about the Iron Dwarf guy aka Mongtini.

 

[Q]

Fuck off Mongtini, you're about as welcome on here as a bottle of bleach in your shit stained bathroom.

Ehhmm.... if a bathroom is stained with shit, I think bleech would be very welcome....

So, @BEnzo is very welcome? :devil1:

He's talking about the Iron Dwarf guy aka Mongtini.

Ah, so he actually welcomes him? Weird way of doing so.... Is that a cultural thingy?

 

[Seamajor]

You missed the point, pics of OP's scat-stained bathroom have been posted on the forums in the past and it was evident that any form of hygienic cleaning products were not welcome or used in that dwelling.

What? All this time I thought it was Dinky Diannas?

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

send me a telegram when this match materializes.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

send me a telegram when this match materializes.

It was over before it began: No PI goldfishes, said the fat nerd in his OP.

Yeah, brentv's gramma thankfully left this planet via cremation, like I always do to brentv. That was the time he melted down so colossally epic that he demanded I fly to Georgia to fight him IRL for the terrible things I typed. I somehow turned his gramma into a goldfish and that's when he just started posting from the heart - ouch!

My wonderful material was so devastating that the dork just had to mention it here in his opening challenging post under one of his hundreds of nics. He can change nics, but not his bitter memory of me that will stay with him until his final Oreo cookie shoves him into his large awaiting grave...




SSS
- As always, I allow my opponents to choose the judges and stips to get things rolling. He sadly chose himself after reading this post and voted for me in an unnamable emotion that turned his cheeks redder than his light pink nipples.

 

[X]

Oh yahhhhhh nuthin' says 'badass' like a couple a poodles and a bald misshaped head :LMAO: :LMAO:

 

[Master Pu]

Take the 'match' to Flame Town.
Couchtown II.
Loserville.
Dead.

 

[Master Pu]

send me a telegram when this match materializes.

Dead.

 

[X]

SSS Drank white paint as a kid instead of Milk