Tatum, you shitty little queen

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I hear ya, BF. I like a woman with a big juicy, wobbly heart-shaped ass. Not too big and not too much cellulite, though. One, ideally, that looks like an apple when bent over, is smooth and peachy, with some nice dimples. As for Paris, well, she was quite sexy back in the day, though a bit too skinny. She was something of a trailblazer in as much as she was one of the first celebs to have a homemade sex tape leaked. Don’t really give a damn about the whole celeb culture, but I would love to have my way with Katie Perry. She’s damn sexy and gives the impression that she’s dirty as fuck in bed. :Wink:
Keep dreaming, you'll never have sex
 

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He gets lucky now and then
 

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Im an American:facepalm:
You don’t get the joke do you?



No:Blush:
Okay..I’ve never hated Canadians...that’s a running joke of mine. It’s aimed at the regulars on dubious Canadian off topic forum boards that frequently spam their sites here. By default, I guess we get some traffic, but we really don’t care for the endless drama and ceaseless mentioning of alts that don’t give two hoots about Bastard Factory.


Ah I see. I post here and one other forum. This thread isn’t drama. Trust me, the drama is turn off for me as well.


Tatum posted something on my profile, then blocked access to hers. Hence why I started this thread. She’s a spoiled sport little shit
Oh well...I thought the both of you got along behind the scenes. You both seem cool...



oh we do. We are just having fun on here. I love that this forum is drama free

How can it be drama-free with your big fat Latino ass onboard, Erica? You’ve missed your evening meds, is that it? :Confused3:
Hey...there’s nothing wrong with phat Latino arse. Some chicks have to pay for arse implants to get it looking bootylious braah!

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I concur, buddy boi. I just like to instigate. :ThumbsUp3:
I can’t help it...the bigger the better! I realise that this is going to sound shallow, but the only thing I find unattractive about the female arse is the negative-arse! You know...those chicks that generally look good, but don’t really have an arse at all... Take Paris Hilton for example...almost just one long back innit?!
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Those are "drop off asses". Ass done dropped off lol.
 

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I hear ya, BF. I like a woman with a big juicy, wobbly heart-shaped ass. Not too big and not too much cellulite, though. One, ideally, that looks like an apple when bent over, is smooth and peachy, with some nice dimples. As for Paris, well, she was quite sexy back in the day, though a bit too skinny. She was something of a trailblazer in as much as she was one of the first celebs to have a homemade sex tape leaked. Don’t really give a damn about the whole celeb culture, but I would love to have my way with Katie Perry. She’s damn sexy and gives the impression that she’s dirty as fuck in bed. :Wink:

It was a long running joke, when noobs signed up at CJ long ago. They would come in "anyone know where to find the Paris Hilton video?" haha.
 

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I’d pass Tatum. Legs has got his hands full with Irina anyway

would you shush and let me get them hooked up

She’s not going for it.



She will. Poofer deleted his forum so she needs something to do.
Baha! 2 months. A record.

Pickles and Danny will be pissed off. Danny was enjoying himself.

Pickles or Danny should make one and not mod Poofer...lol

I was GREAT doing matches again finally.
 

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I’d pass Tatum. Legs has got his hands full with Irina anyway

would you shush and let me get them hooked up

She’s not going for it.



She will. Poofer deleted his forum so she needs something to do.
Baha! 2 months. A record.

Pickles and Danny will be pissed off. Danny was enjoying himself.

Pickles or Danny should make one and not mod Poofer...lol

I was GREAT doing matches again finally.
What melted him down?
 
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I’d pass Tatum. Legs has got his hands full with Irina anyway

would you shush and let me get them hooked up

She’s not going for it.



She will. Poofer deleted his forum so she needs something to do.
Baha! 2 months. A record.

Pickles and Danny will be pissed off. Danny was enjoying himself.

Pickles or Danny should make one and not mod Poofer...lol

I was GREAT doing matches again finally.
What melted him down?



No idea what happened. I told him to stop responding to the drama. Nobody ever listens to me tho:facepalm:
 

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I’d pass Tatum. Legs has got his hands full with Irina anyway

would you shush and let me get them hooked up

She’s not going for it.



She will. Poofer deleted his forum so she needs something to do.
Baha! 2 months. A record.

Pickles and Danny will be pissed off. Danny was enjoying himself.

Pickles or Danny should make one and not mod Poofer...lol

I was GREAT doing matches again finally.
In Australia we call them poofter! How long have you been away from the mainland?
 

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I’d pass Tatum. Legs has got his hands full with Irina anyway

would you shush and let me get them hooked up

She’s not going for it.



She will. Poofer deleted his forum so she needs something to do.
Baha! 2 months. A record.

Pickles and Danny will be pissed off. Danny was enjoying himself.

Pickles or Danny should make one and not mod Poofer...lol

I was GREAT doing matches again finally.
What melted him down?

I am clueless.
 

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I’d pass Tatum. Legs has got his hands full with Irina anyway

would you shush and let me get them hooked up

She’s not going for it.



She will. Poofer deleted his forum so she needs something to do.
Baha! 2 months. A record.

Pickles and Danny will be pissed off. Danny was enjoying himself.

Pickles or Danny should make one and not mod Poofer...lol

I was GREAT doing matches again finally.
What melted him down?

I am clueless.
That long!?
 
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Kissymeats thinks I paid fifty dollars to keep hacking her avatar:ROFL3:


maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. Lol
 

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Kissymeats thinks I paid fifty dollars to keep hacking her avatar:ROFL3:


maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. Lol
She's bitching about Martini's board turning off the lights.
Too bad soooo sad.
Heh




All she does is bitch. She’s been bitching for 20 years lol
It's her shtick.
I got another friend in the hospital. Word on the street is he won't last to Thanksgiving. I just saw the guy, from a distance outside, last Sunday. My sources can't verify Covid. The dude drinks a 30 pack of Natty Ice a day. Could be that. IDK yet.
 
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Kissymeats thinks I paid fifty dollars to keep hacking her avatar:ROFL3:


maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. Lol
She's bitching about Martini's board turning off the lights.
Too bad soooo sad.
Heh




All she does is bitch. She’s been bitching for 20 years lol
It's her shtick.
I got another friend in the hospital. Word on the street is he won't last to Thanksgiving. I just saw the guy, from a distance outside, last Sunday. My sources can't verify Covid. The dude drinks a 30 pack of Natty Ice a day. Could be that. IDK yet.



Yikes, sorry.
 

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Kissymeats thinks I paid fifty dollars to keep hacking her avatar:ROFL3:


maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. Lol
She's bitching about Martini's board turning off the lights.
Too bad soooo sad.
Heh




All she does is bitch. She’s been bitching for 20 years lol
It's her shtick.
I got another friend in the hospital. Word on the street is he won't last to Thanksgiving. I just saw the guy, from a distance outside, last Sunday. My sources can't verify Covid. The dude drinks a 30 pack of Natty Ice a day. Could be that. IDK yet.



Yikes, sorry.
Yup. I'll find out tomorrow.
 
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Tatum is bitching about how much we spend in avatar hacks. She’s bitching about everything, tbh.


Anyone wanna suggest an avatar for this little bitch? lol