That Blandcape/Aylana Match...

[Flynn]

I don’t think you actually grasp the true undertone of the sarcastic millennial jargon you haphazardly use in an attempt to prove you’re not some dried up ass menopausal cunt whose husband can’t stand or afford to divorce.

Just sayin ;)

It must be Miller time for you today...all day.

 

[Murdy]

It must be Miller time for you today...all day.

Has he not mustered the strength to smother you with a pillow in your sleep?

For the love of gawd… please allow us to start a go fund me for his defense.

 

[Flynn]

Has he not mustered the strength to smother you with a pillow in your sleep?

For the love of gawd… please allow us to start a go fund me for his defense.

Tell me, was there an adequate supply of wine boxes at your local Save-On Foods?

Like the 12 you normally pick up for a weekend?

 

[Murdy]

Tell me, was there an adequate supply of wine boxes at your local Save-On Foods?

Like the 12 you normally pick up for a weekend?

This is like watching the geriatric version of TV…

Except this is the toilet era… and the throne is no longer golden.

SMH ~ get a life or the semblance of one… can’t you adopt a refugee for a semi-bio grandchild???

 

[Flynn]

This is like watching the geriatric version of TV…

Except this is the toilet era… and the throne is no longer golden.

SMH ~ get a life or the semblance of one… can’t you adopt a refugee for a semi-bio grandchild???

Do you know this person?

 

[Murdy]

Do you know this person?

Damn, I didn’t realize the butthurt was chop deep.

I’ll respect the boundary of this white flag at full staff surrender so you can have a safe space to deal with your insufficient coping mechanisms, limp wrist.

 

[Flynn]

Damn, I didn’t realize the butthurt was chop deep.

I’ll respect the boundary of this white flag at full staff surrender so you can have a safe space to deal with your insufficient coping mechanisms, limp wrist.

I will say, your teeth are in marvelous condition, too bad the same can't be said of the rest of you.

I didn't chop this picture, it doesn't need to be chopped.

Are you by any chance related to The Stay Puff Marshmallow guy?

 

[Murdy]

I will say, your teeth are in marvelous condition, too bad the same can't be said of the rest of you.

I didn't chop this picture, it doesn't need to be chopped.

Are you by any chance related to The Stay Puff Marshmallow guy?

I’m as white as my teefs…

Can I be honest??? I’m looking forward to the stale, missing persons rumors after your profile goes dormant for 2+ years. Positive your husband has practiced his aliby in the mirror for the past decade.

I’m thinking some cross traffic thirsty rando MIGHT get 3 simultaneous burp & fart solidifying pitty posts… cause in the end? What the fuck will they actually say about your non existence HERE???

I will post hump necro-fee-lay-she-O in your horror… I’ll skull fuck your eye hole cavity with the 13” dildo piggy took no-no bone deep like a champ… I’ll make all the limp dicks from the entire forum community drool and smash their heads endlessly locking their keyboards into all CAPzzz seizure.

 

[Flynn]

Can I be honest??? I’m looking forward to the stale, missing persons rumors after your profile goes dormant for 2+ years. Positive your husband has practiced his aliby in the mirror for the past decade.

Can I be honest? You're a fucking retard.

You kinda fucked up there...

...I'm Martini, remember?

 

[The Prowler]

Do you know this person?

Hey!!!!

There is another bald dude on this site!!!!!

 

[Lily]

X has to be the difficult one

For X it is

[user = 120] @X [/ user]

eliminate the spaces I deliberately added so I could show you how to do it.

 

[Fredricka]

For X it is

[user = 120] @X [/ user]

eliminate the spaces I deliberately added so I could show you how to do it.

Thanks lily